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  1. Marf
    Scrotum.
  2. Marf
    Eichorst is a weasel-faced lawyer, just like Perlman. Total wild card, he can't even keep track of his own douchebag lies. Plus he's a f'ing ginger. He doesn't even have a soul. About as horrible of a combo as you can find. I'll believe a word from Eichorst that doesn't come from an official press conference as soon as my sh#t turns into sherbet and rainbows.
  3. Marf
    Aroused.
  4. Marf
    Yesss!
  5. Marf
    I STILL WANNA SEE HIS GOD DAMN BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!
  6. Marf
    What is the largest object you have been able to fit up your nostrils?
  7. Marf

    You're all a bunch of washed up, over the hill losers who have nothing better to do than freak out over college football performances. Get a life you giant floppy vaginas.

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    2. NebraskaHarry

      NebraskaHarry

      Marf, I'll be your Huckleberry.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Marf you're acting like a tool

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Lot of tools here Zrod. Nobody calls a lot of them out, so why would you start now?

  8. Marf
    I heard from a reliable source that Wisconsin Badger alums and fans have little tiny shrimp wieners.
  9. Marf

    10k profile views off 685 posts. I have arrived.

    1. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      Everybody is thinking, "Who is this idiot?"

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Everybody looked when they heard you had a bare picture on your profile.

       

      *bear

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I am truly sorry for that last status post. lol

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  11. Marf

    Vegas is not a nice place.

    1. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      then Youre doing it wrong

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Marf went there in a $43,000 Mercedes. Came home in a $175,000 Greyhound bus.

  12. Marf
    How do you return an STD? Is that new?
  13. Marf
    Cody Green has my vote. Floated like a beetle and stung like a slug. Really just a pleasure to watch him operate the Air-Watson offense at such a high level.
  14. Marf
    #47 IS WRONG. Who the f#*k edits this. You can't believe anything you read anymore. Thanks Fox News.
  15. Marf
    Obama.
  16. Marf

    The liquor's calling the shots now, boys. Gonna be a long weekend.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You are the liquor Mr. Lahey, you've always been the liquor.

    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Don't drink too much and Marf all over yourself.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Calling the shots? Is that a liquor induced pun? lol

  17. Marf
    Can you just admit it was not an interception please. And also admit your slimy heart attack faking coach is probably a transvestite. We'll all feel better if you do.
  18. Marf

    I don't know what it is about Jameis Winston's face, but I just want to punch him right in the suckhole. That last pass was trash. Should be 4 picks.

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    2. admo

      admo

      Probably the eyes. But the Band-Aid or nylon thing he wears on his head is annoying too

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Hes got some michael jordan in him- per Jessie Palmer.

       

      Where do these guys get this stuff?

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I don't know why, but every time I see him on the sidelines the first thing I think is always "Adult sized toddler."

  19. Marf

    Don't the rankings that actually matter come out Tuesday? Making AP/Coaches poll irrevelent?

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Should be interesting.

    3. jimk

      jimk

      Think they will be much different?

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      That's what I was getting at jimk. Po Belini says they will be irrelevant. I disagree. They may say they don't matter or pretend they don't, but they will be relevant. Kind of hard to just discount them completely.

  20. Marf
    Look here, all people tryin' to say dat dey see chinks in da armor. Da areas we's weak in today shouldn't a shown against a weak opponent. Fans worried dat if it do e like dis against Rutger, what da haven around hell gon happen gainst wisconsin honey badgers, or even Minnesota or pray muthafuggidy tell Iowa?! Folks spect us to wax today and we didnt. 8 games in, and we still makin false start penalty, other issues too just that shouldn't be showin up this far in the season path A B1G Tufftiger... I'm pretty excited.
  21. Marf
    I seen you for real. We skrong den. We gonna do it big den.
  22. Marf
    RB records from the Osborne era are being broken, while at the same time WR records from the Callahan/Watson era are being broken. I don't know what the f#*k is going on. But apparently we suck. Says everyone.
  23. Marf
    Gerry is eh a blackshirt? Are you high? Dude is a wrecking ball. Easily our best defensive player away from the line. Remove that eh immediately.
  24. Marf
    Keeping gatorade out of fall camp? NCAA violation here comes the death penalty.
  25. Marf
    I'll be sh#tfaced in extreme Northern Idaho probably packing a quartered elk out of the woods over my naked body howling at the moon. Anyone who wishes to join, shoot me a PM. It's going to be a bloodbath.
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