sd'sker

Who's going to sit on the Dude's face?

sd'sker, you can't go. You put the fist in Apostrophist nation. It would fall apart without you.

I find it odd you would be the one in your household to hibernate until spring.

I prefer their sibling restaurants carls jr

As far as fast food burgers go, they are one of the best options.

Did you eat like you meant it?

I agree.

He'll pretty much be eligible for Social Security by then so I think he's gone in six years one way or another.

'Cept hell probably do it in two. #competence

Nip Clips

bust cutters

Some of those gals really are just strippers in training so I think you might have increased American workforce efficiency

You think this board exists to provide you with possession. I think you exist to provide this board with freedom. And i go to make sure they have it.

This board needs a better class of posterior.

You merely adopted the board. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the outside world until I was already a man but by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING

Plenty of ashes gives it that charred flavor

I make mine with extra emphysema

Knapp embracing the bold flavors and ins and outs of the bad boy lifestyle is a 'mas miracle, you guys. He's probably gonna kick off 2015 right by startin a 'shup regime.

Almost as good as Camel stew.

Gotta work off all those margs and cold ones from Chili's, am I right?

but, the monies

I suppose if the 2 tires you aren't replacing aren't good enough to be mounted on the front, you should be replacing all 4. And once you rotate, it won't matter anyway.

I only buy 2 at a time as well. Too much damn money. Also, Polo wins. Laughing my ass off on that one.

Good point NUance. This whole Moonball league sounds like it might be made up.

sd is a phony you guys, doesn't even know where the moon is.

When the Moon hits sd'skers wife's eyes/she likes a big pizza pie/and causes an eclipse.

Ha! Thanks?!?!

oops, me too

I did on purpose. Just to boost Teach's profile views.

Would be hilarious if he made him apologize but I have a feeling Tressel will pretend it didn't happen.

Tressel pretending something didn't happen?!?! No way. He would NEVER do such a thing! That's my story and I'm stickin' with it.

"Way to go, brah. You showed those Nebraskans a thing or two." then, "You don't think this sweater makes me look like a pu&&y, do you?"

He fired Bo Pelini. Makes him a hell of a guy in my book.

I like pussies.

Damnit, I'm talking about cats. I'm a cat lover. lol

That press release was epic.

Home Alone tonight it sounds like.

Bo don't like no dry jokes.

Direct quote "these fair weather fans with their fat wives"

^^ Bravo. That's more bold than dry, I'd say. LOL

oc too?

oc too?

Et tu?

My margin is a little more narrow, I need him, Still, and Bennett not to combine for -10. I'm fully expecting to lose my championship round though.

Ha! Nice work!

Tis the season!

No worries. Like you said, you don't know a lot of them.....you can be that drunk derelict guy. Have a ball.

It's the part I was born to play.

Also...here is some gold for you: What can't you play cards on a pirate sh#t? The captain is always standing on the deck!

'tis the season. but i really have. between kc, the still, and just what has popped up locally, it's been overwhelming.

Hook a guy up man! Selection over here sucks!

Snowpack seasonal? It's 50 degrees out!

I like rum

me too.

Reported for language

no, i jerk off and drive. very different. equally dangerous, though.

Don't you ever tell me how to live my life.

don't tell me how to live my life, including whether or not i will tell you how to live yours!

like a post-it note? pretty old school, imo.

I control my phone with my T.V.

Galaxy Note 4, I know, it may be hard for the elderly to understand new fangled gadgets n such

I feel like Jared is a better customer. They pay him.

How much of the sandwich did you get to eat?

I feel so sorry for you in that you think Subway is a special treat. Especially the Cold Cut Combo. #terrible

it is a bold move that i respect.

the color in his face suggests liver failure. My guess is he has to steal food cause all his money goes towards that sweet sweet nectar.

Ronald McDonald is a known child molester