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  1. beanman

    You know what's sad? OSU only outyarded us by 61 yds.

    1. rationalfan

      rationalfan

      turnovers yo.

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      f#*k THAT!!! Where's the defense!? BRAXTON RAPE TOWN!!! HOW ABOUT RAPE VAN!!!

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Efficiency yo.

  2. beanman

    I fricking hate how we block on kickoff returns.

    1. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      we block on kickoff returns?

    2. beanman

      beanman

      We try to cup their balls

    3. NUance

      NUance

      lol

  3. beanman

    It will be cool to watch Tailgate 48 on Wednesday night, despite the hosts being annoying. Should be cool to get a different view of the atmosphere at the stadium.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Sorry, I meant to say one host is annoying and one host is smokin' hot

  4. beanman

    Beanman is going to have a couple days of diarrhea after that game. Took years off my life

  5. beanman

    Braxton makes a lot of bad decisions in the zone read and the option. Ball Hawg.

    1. Treand3

      Treand3

      Most will. It was played beautifully.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      There was 10 other examples I can think of thus far where he should have pitched or handed it off.

  6. beanman

    Desmond Howard "Sipping the Beaver Juice"

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      lolllllll

    3. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      One of the Gameday guys said he was buyin the Beavers. Did he admit to soliciting prostitutes?

    4. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      He was sipping the Beaver juice but picked Arizona to beat Oregon St

  7. beanman

    The Look-a-like thread got me thinking, would you marry a gross fat chick for money? I don't think I could.

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    2. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Unless she had a fantastic personality. The fat can be fixed.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Extra lard and dolla bills...where do I sign!?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Have to stay married forever??

  8. beanman

    The pack just got f'd.

    1. jimk

      jimk

      Royally f'd

  9. beanman

    Sucks being sick. I drooled a big puddle on my pillow.

  10. beanman

    Anyone here have a good way of motivating the wife to lose weight without having her get defensive?

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    2. akita

      akita

      By her Brazilian butt lift and tell her this " Honey, know you want to look like that. So here you go! I love you also!" As you crack open a beer and sit in your recliner watching football.

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      No.

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      You have some awesome suggesions. One of the should work

  11. beanman

    I think it's time to pull the starters. I feel bad for Idaho St. already.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      I changed my mind. Let's try to score 140 points. Belima style.

  12. beanman

    Sick day! Sucks to be sick, but it's good to not have to go to work

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Ah! My AIDS is acting up! It just pops right up.

    3. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      My anal glaucoma acts up several times a month. On those days I have a hard time seeing my ass being at work

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      ANGRY ANUS!!!

  13. beanman

    Our volleyball team is overrated

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    2. Apathy

      Apathy

      We crumble way to much and give up way too many mental errors. We kind of look slow too.

    3. Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      I really hope that was a stab at the football team...

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Is it time for a change? Start at the top with TO and find replacement for Bo and Cook.

  14. beanman

    Hi, I'm Beanman. Can I touch those breasts?

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      I bet if you pronounced it "bewbs" you would be batting 1.000

    3. NUance

      NUance

      lol. I should've hung around sluttier chicks in college.

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      I bet if you ask me I'll say yes.

  15. beanman

    Just got back from a fishing trip up north. What did I miss?

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      In the politics and religion forum you missed this:

       

      http://i.minus.com/ibrep0calJZaJQ.gif

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Lost another player. Rome.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Fall of Rome. Papuchis strangled a donor. Bo had a heart attack. Flu's got some major issues. Nebraska won. Other than that, not much.

  16. beanman

    Anyone listen to this? Hoskinson is on the money on everything he says, particularly the part about us needing to scrap the option play since we suck at it so badly. http://stationcaster.com/player_skinned.php?s=111&c=981&f=717031

    1. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      The read option? The one that went for a safety? The same one that also went for a 92 yard TD?

    2. beanman

      beanman

      Nope. Maybe you should listen to it instead of making stupid comments.

  17. beanman

    Just got a call from Nike talent acquisition. Kinda tempted to pursue something with them...

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    2. akita

      akita

      That is nice! Hope the pay is good and the benefits are better/lol. Just keep an eye on Oregon University and that will tell you how nike is doing.

    3. da skers

      da skers

      Dooo eeetttt. My brother did a bunch of the welding on their project for the Ducks football and BBall facilities. It was a good job.

       

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Not sure I want to move to Oregon. I'm doing okay up here in MN with my current company. But then again I could become Scott Frost's male stalker.

  18. beanman

    Haven't watched all of it yet, but these guys thus far seem to agree with all that's been said here the past few days. http://dep0we.vzaar.me/1069338

  19. beanman

    It could be worse. We could be Arkansas fans.

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    2. akita

      akita

      LOL, Just wait till my predictions for the rest of the year soon to come on the main board. I might just be right behind her/lol

    3. Nebula

      Nebula

      Wow. That's...horrifying.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Squeal like a pig girl. You gotta purdy mouth. lol

  20. beanman

    Monday's suck. Especially when you start out the week with 7 hours of meetings.

  21. beanman

    LOL Wisconsin

    1. beanman

      beanman

      LOL again Wisconsin. I still can't root for them.

  22. beanman

    For those of you that expressed interest in my 4 Michigan tickets here's the info: tickets are to be in sections 5-6-7 or 25-26-27 and between the rows of 10 and 39. So in other words, between the 40 and 50 but could be on either side of the field.

    1. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      How much $?

    2. beanman

      beanman

      $530 for the 4

       

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Is this practice of not knowing where exactly the tickets are common? I've never heard of such a thing, but then again they are parents of former players

  23. beanman

    It's gonna suck waiting 6 more days for another football game.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      that's good. I can't stand watching the NFL.

    3. Treand3

      Treand3

      Also, at least it's a short work week.

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      five.

  24. beanman

    If I was a Michigan fan, I'd be heading for the parking lot right now.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Props for scheduling a decent non-conf opponent. But maybe be realistic next time. That game looked like what would happen if I picked a fight with Spider Silva. lol

  25. beanman

    Do we do a look-a-like thread anymore?

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Yes.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      sh#t, i'm blind.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      I just bumped it

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