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  1. so, as a Nebraska fan have you ever been more embarrassed than you are now? I think this is the pinnacle for me.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      shark-we could start winning 6 and 7 games then. heh heh.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Those squeakers against mediocre teams are good enough, eh? Hardly. We can do much better than this dipsh*t.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I'm with The Dude. 9 and 10 win seasons where we have losses to a couple quality opponents I can accept. Totally laying steaming piles of poo multiple times a year I cannot accept.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      The more important question is, what type of test methods were employed and how do you get to be the tester.

    3. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      GSG nailed it... How do i get that job of studying bra's for 15 years...

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I bet they did a jiggle test and somehow generated quantifiable data.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      What a see you next Tuesday.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Black woman assumes all whites are racist. This too is a form of racism

    4. tschu

      tschu

      Black woman assumes all whites are racist. This too is a form of racism

  2. I've pretty much had it with all the people I work with. Collectively the biggest clusterf#@k I've ever been a part of. Time to start looking for a new job.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Don't work where tschu works. I hear tschu works there.

    3. beanman
    4. NUance

      NUance

      I worked as an engineer for several years. And yes, manufacturing types can be a$$hole$. Then again, I'm sure that's what they said about us engineers too. lol

  3. Had our first fishing league competition tonight. My boat finished 5th out of 5 boats. Pretty much what I expected.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      It was fun, it's just hard to outfish locals who know the lakes.

    3. walksalone

      walksalone

      oh, f*ck that... you're playing against a stacked deck on that deal...

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Voted most popular boat by the fish. lol

  4. I got a new guy next to me at work from Wisconsin. He's a cocky dumbass and I already can't stand him. telling me about how good the Big 10 is. To which I respond to him about their 2 nattys since 1968. That shuts him up.

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    2. 4skers89

      4skers89

      I can't say I've met a Wiscy grad that isn't an A-hole.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      ADS-Do you work at a Jr High School?

    4. Nobody
  5. Quick poll: If the lady at the drive-through has a booger hangin' do you tell her?

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      That's not a booger..she just didn't get the tap shut off properly on the special sauce she just put on your burger.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I'm picturing beanman waiting at the drive-through window until he gets a decent poll result.

    4. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      You're in Iowa aren't you beanman

  6. Did anyone notice that the Big 10 officials were again pretty shaky, missing an obvious PI call, an obvious facemask and an obvious horsecollar along with a lot of crappy spots?

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    2. beanman
    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Same crap we've seen for the past two years. B1G refs call ticky tacky stupid sh#t and miss flagrant stuff all day long. Nothing new.

    4. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Luckily for B1G officials the PAC12 overshadowed them all with the ASU/Wiscy debacle.

  7. What rental truck company should I go with for my move to Nebraska at the end of this month? Some folks have told me to avoid Uhaul, although I've never had issues with them.

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      Actually, the time they tried to stick me with a smaller truck is the first time I used Budget. I told Uhaul where to stick it.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I've never had an issue with Uhaul. Then again I only used them to move across Lincoln a few times.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I've driven U-haul trucks several thousand miles. Never had a problem.

  8. Anyone near Omaha want to store my boat for around 50 bucks a month and a free hug?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I may grab your ass as well.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Awww! Farmersonly.com ain't got nothin on HB.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      If I visit that site am I going to be followed by the FBI?

  9. Did Polo get suspended?

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Pretty sure he's just hanging at the Tubbery. Soaking in the stew of his fellow Husker fans.

       

      And most likely projectile vomiting whilst doing so.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Either way it's been f'ing nice.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      He stole some bikes.

  10. The fireworks in this state are INSANE. I can't believe how much money people spend.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      We like to call it freedom.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Yes. The freedom of giving 8 billion dollars a year to china. Lol

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

  11. Watching "Nixon by Nixon: In His Own Words" on HBO. Damn Nixon was a dirty SOB.

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    2. Bob Dole Jr

      Bob Dole Jr

      That's my BOY!

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      That sdsker can be a real ass.

    4. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      not going to engage you, shawn. not worth my time.

  12. For all you guys that think it's a foregone conclusion that we're going to make it to the Big 10 Title game, you may have missed the fact that Miami lost again last night and is now 3-3. The record of our opponents that we've beaten this year is: 13-14 with the only winning record coming from Mcneese St. We got completely dominated for 75% of the game last night. Unless something drastically changes with the O-line we could easily drop a couple more games.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Read through the threads in the football forum instead of lurking in the Knapp is a bad Fan thread.

    3. It'sNotAFakeID
    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Nebraska will definitely lose two or more games.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Girls pee Decked, they just don't fart or poop.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Imagine how much water and time we could save by also pooping in the shower

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Yes, just squish it through with your feet.

  13. You guys in the game thread are nutz. You know who you are. It's the first quarter guys. Take your meds.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Mostly lurking. Like a creepy guy at a playground.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      What we do at that playground is not creepy, bean. We patrol that place.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Defensive timeouts are our specialty you guys. Same old song and dance. Why people act surprised is beyond me.

  14. There's a fight in the shed you guys. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Does a bear sh#t in the woods? Does Joe Dirt put the lotion on its skin?

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      is the pope catholic? Does Lindsay Lohan use penicillin as another food group?

    4. Junior

      Junior

      cripple fight?

  15. Got pulled over doing 75 in a 55 last night and got a warning. It pays to be beautiful you guys.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      He's some type a lawyer or something or somebody important or something, carl.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Damn. You must have an amazing mouth.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I don't even scrap with my teeth like Zrod's mom you guys.

  16. Cutler showed some great effort on that interception.

  17. Does anyone have that chart showing the worst defensive performances in terms of yds/play readily available?

  18. Arguing with dumb people is frustrating.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I think you're right. I enjoy arguing, but then I come off like an ass. And most people aren't cut out for a real argument using facts and logic. So it's sort of frustrating because your points just go right over their head.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      yeeeeeeeeeep

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Gahdammit sdsker. I was going to say the same thing

  19. Got 400 bucks off a laptop tonight. #boom

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I think you've mentioned that before.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Nice! What line is it?

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Got a free lap top 2 nights ago. Used, but works great!

  20. Made reservations for his canoe gear for another BWCA adventure in 2 weeks. Hells yeah!

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      yep, north of the Echo Trail. takes about an hour NW out of Ely to get to the EP.

    3. N/A93

      N/A93

      Ok, I live up the Gunflint Trail, so i'm kinda familiar with the area up here.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      you're lucky. I live in the southern half of MN, which is incredibly lame.

       

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