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  1. beanman

    Holy crap http://www.foxsports.com/college-basketball/story/louisville-cheerleader-died-of-heroin-overdose-082814

  2. beanman

    Pork butts, you guys.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

  3. beanman

    Matlock is such a believable show you guys.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      He's the lawyer version of sheriff Taylor.

  4. beanman

    Watched the BTN West Preview. Just can't get excited about football anymore you guys. I guess I'll have to move on to knitting or something.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Cigarette.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Maybe flogging the dolphin instead?

    4. Redux

      Redux

      I prescribe you a tall glass of cherry kool aide and a cob of corn. Take both twice daily for the next five days.

  5. beanman

    Ate a lot of birthday cake tonight celebrating my 3 year-old's birthday. Really looking forward to some blue bowel movements tomorrow you guys.

    1. huKSer

      huKSer

      Hope you let the 3 year-old have a taste

    2. beanman

      beanman

      He got his piece. I got my 5.

    3. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Number two in blue.

  6. beanman

    Ugh. http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=884556

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Murder jokes FTW.

       

      imo

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Shawn Watson should lock them in his basement and put lotion on their skin.

       

      imo

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      ShawnWatson only kills cute girls. Jealousy complex, or something.

       

      imo

  7. beanman

    Any of you guys see this one yet? http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Florida-Teen-Charged-With-Beating-Up-16-Year-Old-With-Autism-271412691.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_MIBrand

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      f#*k him...that dork should get raped for what he did.

    3. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      It's time!

       

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Burn em to the ground.... this world is a f'd up place sometimes...

  8. beanman

    It's been 7 minutes since my last boner.

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      You getting NRBs again?

  9. beanman

    Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Laces out....

    3. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      This is my Graceland!

    4. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      He made Hootie cry...

  10. beanman

    Needed a pick-me-up after learning the news about Robin Williams. This helped: http://mic.com/articles/95938/florida-state-s-askjameis-twitter-q-a-backfired-spectacularly?utm_source=policymicFB&utm_medium=main&utm_campaign=social

    1. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Some of those are pure gold. Thanks for the link

  11. beanman

    Jeez. http://news.yahoo.com/actor-robin-williams-found-dead-apparent-suicide-sheriff-230233692.html

    1. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Damn shame. RIP

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      What???!!! Nooooo!!!

    3. Treand3

      Treand3

      Wow

  12. beanman

    Just watched highlights of the 2009 Big 12 championship game on youtube. And I now want to drink heavily.

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    2. Scratchtown

      Scratchtown

      so close, yet so far away....

    3. Redux

      Redux

      cheers

    4. OH HSKR FAN

      OH HSKR FAN

      If they had any kind of offense that year. . .

  13. beanman

    Watching "Nixon by Nixon: In His Own Words" on HBO. Damn Nixon was a dirty SOB.

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    2. Bob Dole Jr

      Bob Dole Jr

      That's my BOY!

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      That sdsker can be a real ass.

    4. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      not going to engage you, shawn. not worth my time.

  14. beanman

    I hate Mondays almost as much as I hate the Dutch.

    1. carlfense

      carlfense

      what about carnies?

    2. beanman

      beanman

      I like cheese, so I'm okay with them.

  15. beanman

    This palladia channel is pretty cool you guys. Watching me some Soundgarden right now. Tons of live music on this station.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Yeah its pretty bad ass

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      I didn't know I had this until now

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Tis good stuff

  16. beanman

    Renting this thing for my fall fishing trip. I plan on running into a huge rock and sinking in Canada you guys. http://www.rainylakehouseboats.com/fleet/lady.html

    1. Junior

      Junior

      Do I have to share a bed with you?

    2. beanman

      beanman

      Have to? It's a privilege!

  17. beanman

    Beware of the July polar vortex you guys. We shall all perish.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      dry slotting?

    2. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      Sharknado the second one, will be upon us soon-coincidence? I think not

       

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      I've got my parka and long underwear in the oven getting warm. I'll be ready.

       

  18. beanman

    The fireworks in this state are INSANE. I can't believe how much money people spend.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      We like to call it freedom.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Yes. The freedom of giving 8 billion dollars a year to china. Lol

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

  19. beanman

    The fireworks in this state are INSANE. I can't believe how much money people spend.

  20. beanman

    Shootin' off some whistling bungholes for my man Joe Dirt. Happy 4th fellas.

  21. beanman

    Had my first massage today you guys. Full hour without farting or getting a boner you guys. Pretty proud of myself. #winning

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      That is correct.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      I gave her a big tip.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      They never let *me* give them the tip. /hrmmmmph

  22. beanman

    Self-vasectomy. Good idea or bad idea?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Good idea for a YouTube video!

  23. beanman

    Pretty disappointed with Moraine today you guys. Posting shorts beefers in the soccer thread instead of chest beefers. Not impressed at all.

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    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      That's Cristiano Ronaldo. That deserves a penalty flag.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Your soccer speak is wasted on my zoogies.

    4. knapplc

      knapplc

      Since when is he your zoogies?

  24. beanman

    Pretty disappointed that the world cup thread is actually about soccer and not just a collection of pics of the hot fans from South America you guys.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      But it's the right track.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      I never suggested he was wrong...

    4. beanman

      beanman

      You gotta have that frame of mind to keep our species thriving.

  25. beanman

    The morning after vomit cleanup sucks you guys.

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Know your limits

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Eh, wait till day 2. And your puke is dried out. Would be easier to clean I'll bet. lol

    4. Junior

      Junior

      Last time I saw you drunk, you tried to start a fight with some notre dame fans...

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