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  1. Stumpy1

    Why is Auburn's mascot an eagle but their team name is the tigers?

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      because 'MERICA

    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      SEC education at best...That there thing flying above us is called a tiger. It should be our mascot.

  2. Stumpy1

    Looks like the Aggies will be back in the top 10 come Tuesday.

    1. Redux

      Redux

      YUP!

  3. Stumpy1

    Things could be worse. We could be Georgia.

  4. Stumpy1

    We should just forfeit the rest of the season. If we can't be up by 347 by halftime, we are garbage.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Is that 34 or 347? Makes a difference if I agree or not.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      347

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Well 347 is bit extreme, problem wouldn't forfeit the rest of the season because of that. Pretty sure no team ever has scored THAT many points by halftime.

  5. Stumpy1

    Beck being Beck

  6. Stumpy1

    Did HuskerinSanDiego change his name to Eric the Red? ha ha

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      It was a joke NUance. Don't get your granny panties in a bunch. I thought you had a good sense of humor but boy I was wrong. Your are acting like Polo.

    3. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      I thought Knapp owned it...He sure acts like it at times. :)

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I was just trying to be helpful. I guess my sarcasm-O-meter has been broken these past couple of days. lol

  7. Stumpy1

    Cooper has no right to be on the field. That guy is slow.

    1. deedsker

      deedsker

      And he doesn't fill the hole on run.

  8. Stumpy1

    Aggy probably wishes there was a 45 pt rule in College, or at least a running clock for the second half.

  9. Stumpy1

    My wife thinks #11 for MSU volleyball is HAWT. Asked me if I agree. I think it's a trap.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Can i come along Stumpy? I promise to be gentle. Bwahaha

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Well she is...

    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I just like to watch.

  10. Stumpy1

    Spiders have to be the worst things alive. I absolutely hate them.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Plus the vast majority are harmless and they eat annoying insects.

    3. Marf

      Marf

      But they're fast. Real fast.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      This is true. I love jumping spiders though. Those guys are quick as hell and tough as sh#t. If you poke a stick at them they'll attack it no matter how much bigger it is. They're insanely smart for their size too.

  11. Stumpy1

    If I see another pass to the sideline, I'm gonna throw a puppy in a woodchipper...ugh

  12. Stumpy1

    Oregon went deep on them and here we are throwing these dumbass sideline passes. Did we not watch film?

    1. The King

      The King

      Which WR do you suppose has the speed of Devon Allen? We have no deep threat without KB, unless we use DPE to go deep. I do still agree with you though, we need to get vertical.

    2. Treand3

      Treand3

      Shades of last years ucla game.

    3. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      Mariota>>>>>>>>Armstrong

  13. Stumpy1

    CAPS LOCK FRIDAY IS THE NEW HB ON TOURETTES DAY

    1. admo

      admo

      I THOUGHT CAPS LOCK FRIDAY WAS THE NEW BLACK?

    2. NUance

      NUance

      I THOUGHT CAPS LOCK FRIDAY WAS THE NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK

  14. Stumpy1

    Bulgarian Split Squats are the DEVIL!!!

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Ben Franklin is the devil.

    3. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      They are ass kickers True...Balance is an issue if you do them after already doing some other leg lifts. They make a great warm up lift before you squat and really get things jump started with your quads.

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I'm gonna try em

       

  15. Stumpy1

    The Gumps have looked like crap this year so far...Did they join the B1G?

  16. Stumpy1

    Why was my status removed?

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      because you touch yourself at night!

  17. Stumpy1

    In my world, everyone is a horse that eats rainbows and poops butterflies.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Does that horse have a single horn atop it's head?

  18. Stumpy1

    I can't wait for the offseason.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      lol. Offseason or intoxication. Whichever comes first.

  19. Stumpy1

    Banderas is our worse LBer. Really missing Rose

  20. Stumpy1

    You know you had a great workout when you walk out the door and puke.

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      You bet Chaddy!!!

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      It might be a sign you had a great workout, or it might be ebola.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      If it's one of those 10-dollars-a-month joints, it's probably ebola.

  21. Stumpy1

    One of THOSE days it's gonna be

  22. Stumpy1

    I bought a camper and turned around and sold it before I had to register it. The county treasurer is telling me that I have to pay sales tax on it even though I never registered it. is that correct?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      You'll probably have to pay. The guy you bought it from screwed up. If he hadn't said anything, prolly no taxes.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Surprisingly Fillmore Co Treasury is really good at pinching every penny they can. I would be pissed too.

    4. Conga3

      Conga3

      I think you need a dealer license to make those quick turnaround transactions and avoid sales tax. However, you'd have to pay income tax on the balance of the transaction if you were a business/dealer. No matter what - you engaged in trade/commerce and you gotta pay the man.

  23. Stumpy1

    Word for tomorrow is " Legs "...Spread the word

    1. Scratchtown

      Scratchtown

      unless it stinks.

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      LEGS AND CAP LOCK FRIDAY

  24. Stumpy1

    Is it me or are we losing out on a lot of the remaining targets we have been hard after lately. Wonder if the staff is trying to wait for later evaluations.

  25. Stumpy1

    We have lots of tree damage from the winds lastnight and my trampoline wasn't anchored down and that damn thing didn't move an inch.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Maybe the wind just bounced off it.

    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      ^^ lol

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Check out the weather thread. I posted a pic of a trampoline wrapped around a light pole.

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