GSG Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I went to a strip club in Des Moines once. Best part of that whole place was I got to bring my own beer in. The Lumberyard? Where real men go to get wood. I have been to the Lumberyard II in Cedar Rapids. As well as Woody's in Cedar Rapids and Daisy Dooks in Davenport. Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Here is the average Nebraska bugeater fan. All you backward A$$ed Little Red country bumpkins are still drinking the KoolAid. I'm sure all of you miss the Big 8 days of playing 10 patsy's and Oklahoma giving the illusion you were a powerhouse, when all you were was an average size fish in a shallow pond. It must suck knowing that all the things Iowa fans told you folks back in the Big 8 days have come true. 1. Iowa fans told you that if Nebraska was in the Big 10, that you'd get your Arses handed to you by Ohio State, and that you'd be just another football team in our league. It has come true, and now you're all hating he fact that it's true. See all of you on Black and Gold Friday!! Let's help this guy's troll game out a little bit. Clearly he's not very good at this. Here is the average Nebraska bugeater fan. We haven't been called the Bugeaters for more than a century. Your better troll would be to point out that "Cornhuskers" was an Iowa nickname first, they stopped using it, and a Nebraska journalist started using it for us until it stuck. All you backward A$$ed Little Red country bumpkins are still drinking the KoolAid. Nebraska fans have Kool-Aid to drink. First, because we invented Kool-Aid. Second, because we have a rich history of conference championships, national championships, major award winners, legendary coaches (plural), academic records, attendance records, and a sterling reputation around the country as a good program and great fans. I'm sure all of you miss the Big 8 days of playing 10 patsy's and Oklahoma giving the illusion you were a powerhouse, when all you were was an average size fish in a shallow pond. The Big 8 was a swell conference. The Big Ten is much like the old Big 8, with a few good teams at the top, a couple of middling-decent teams, and a lot of bottom-dwellers. Iowa knows all about the middling and bottom-dweller part. The fun part of the Big 8 for Nebraska was that we always got to vie for a conference title. We were one of the Big Two in that conference, unlike Iowa who has always hung on the coattails of better teams. Unlike Nebraska, Iowa has never been a conference leader. It's spelled "patsies," not "patsy's." There were eight teams in the Big 8. We couldn't play "10 patsy's and Oklahoma" in an eight-member conference. That Iowa education must not have included basic math. It must suck knowing that all the things Iowa fans told you folks back in the Big 8 days have come true. This presumes Nebraska fans listen to Iowa fans. We don't. Why would we? You're a middling team in your own conference. If we wanted to learn anything about the Big Ten, we'd listen to Michigan Fan or Ohio State Fan - and we have. They've been quite informative over the years, and we appreciate their contributions. Same goes for Michigan State Fan - they're pretty swell and several have visited the board over the years. 1. Iowa fans told you that if Nebraska was in the Big 10, that you'd get your Arses handed to you by Ohio State, and that you'd be just another football team in our league. Why did you number this? Was there supposed to be a #2, #3, etc? Short attention span, or did something shiny float by? Arse? Are you trying to use nice language (if so, thanks!) or are you Canadian? If the latter, got any good poutine recipes? Nobody needed to tell us that we'd get our asses handed to us. We know our team quite well, and we've seen those games on multiple occasions in the Big Ten & the Big XII. You wouldn't be cluing us in on anything we didn't know. It has come true, and now you're all hating he fact that it's true. I think you a letter. See all of you on Black and Gold Friday!! See you, too. That is, if you aren't too busy signing Kirk Ferentz to another of those contracts that makes the rest of college football laugh at Iowa. Your video didn't post correctly. Let me help. But I thought Iowa wasn't a rival? Quote Link to comment
cornstar Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I went to a strip club in Des Moines once. Best part of that whole place was I got to bring my own beer in. The Lumberyard? Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 But I thought Iowa wasn't a rival? I know you're trying to make some clever point here, but responding to an opponent fan trying to mess with Husker fans doesn't mean their school is a rival. We've had folks come to HuskerBoard to give us grief from: Wake Forest USC San Jose State Virginia Tech Clemson Arizona Florida Atlantic Arkansas State Louisiana Lafayette Idaho Washington South Dakota State Wyoming Southern Miss UCLA Idaho State McNeese State Miami BYU Troy Auburn Does that make any/all of these schools rivals, too? Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Nah, I was just giving you a hard time. Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Iowa .... constantly living in the past. 7 Quote Link to comment
Norhusker Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Hoping to see more of this on Friday 1 Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted November 23, 2016 Author Share Posted November 23, 2016 Embarrassing! Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted November 23, 2016 Author Share Posted November 23, 2016 Iowa .... constantly living in the past. https://twitter.com/mikejschaefer/status/801497429405212672 If Ferehtz didn't like Tanner Lee getting an extra year he's going to be really steamed about Frazier getting one. 3 Quote Link to comment
huKSer Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Iowa lost another recruit today because their coach is a hypocrite Quote Link to comment
RunMickeyRun02 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 I went to a strip club in Des Moines once. Best part of that whole place was I got to bring my own beer in. The Lumberyard? Where real men go to get wood. I believe the name was Goldmines? The place was a dive but had one of the most entertaining dancers I have ever witness. A buddy of mine started laughing at her when she began dancing. She got all pissed and kicked his beer off the stage and threw her panties at him. That's odd, that's how I handle confrontations too, makes for a very awkward Thanksgiving dinner. But I thought Iowa wasn't a rival? I know you're trying to make some clever point here, but responding to an opponent fan trying to mess with Husker fans doesn't mean their school is a rival. We've had folks come to HuskerBoard to give us grief from: Wake Forest USC San Jose State Virginia Tech Clemson Arizona Florida Atlantic Arkansas State Louisiana Lafayette Idaho Washington South Dakota State Wyoming Southern Miss UCLA Idaho State McNeese State Miami BYU Troy Auburn Does that make any/all of these schools rivals, too? Really? Idaho State, McNeese State? I'm not disputing, I'm just surprised. Quote Link to comment
krc1995 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Here is the average Nebraska bugeater fan. All you backward A$$ed Little Red country bumpkins are still drinking the KoolAid. I'm sure all of you miss the Big 8 days of playing 10 patsy's and Oklahoma giving the illusion you were a powerhouse, when all you were was an average size fish in a shallow pond. It must suck knowing that all the things Iowa fans told you folks back in the Big 8 days have come true. 1. Iowa fans told you that if Nebraska was in the Big 10, that you'd get your Arses handed to you by Ohio State, and that you'd be just another football team in our league. It has come true, and now you're all hating he fact that it's true. See all of you on Black and Gold Friday!! Let's help this guy's troll game out a little bit. Clearly he's not very good at this. Here is the average Nebraska bugeater fan. We haven't been called the Bugeaters for more than a century. Your better troll would be to point out that "Cornhuskers" was an Iowa nickname first, they stopped using it, and a Nebraska journalist started using it for us until it stuck. All you backward A$$ed Little Red country bumpkins are still drinking the KoolAid. Nebraska fans have Kool-Aid to drink. First, because we invented Kool-Aid. Second, because we have a rich history of conference championships, national championships, major award winners, legendary coaches (plural), academic records, attendance records, and a sterling reputation around the country as a good program and great fans. I'm sure all of you miss the Big 8 days of playing 10 patsy's and Oklahoma giving the illusion you were a powerhouse, when all you were was an average size fish in a shallow pond. The Big 8 was a swell conference. The Big Ten is much like the old Big 8, with a few good teams at the top, a couple of middling-decent teams, and a lot of bottom-dwellers. Iowa knows all about the middling and bottom-dweller part. The fun part of the Big 8 for Nebraska was that we always got to vie for a conference title. We were one of the Big Two in that conference, unlike Iowa who has always hung on the coattails of better teams. Unlike Nebraska, Iowa has never been a conference leader. It's spelled "patsies," not "patsy's." There were eight teams in the Big 8. We couldn't play "10 patsy's and Oklahoma" in an eight-member conference. That Iowa education must not have included basic math. It must suck knowing that all the things Iowa fans told you folks back in the Big 8 days have come true. This presumes Nebraska fans listen to Iowa fans. We don't. Why would we? You're a middling team in your own conference. If we wanted to learn anything about the Big Ten, we'd listen to Michigan Fan or Ohio State Fan - and we have. They've been quite informative over the years, and we appreciate their contributions. Same goes for Michigan State Fan - they're pretty swell and several have visited the board over the years. 1. Iowa fans told you that if Nebraska was in the Big 10, that you'd get your Arses handed to you by Ohio State, and that you'd be just another football team in our league. Why did you number this? Was there supposed to be a #2, #3, etc? Short attention span, or did something shiny float by? Arse? Are you trying to use nice language (if so, thanks!) or are you Canadian? If the latter, got any good poutine recipes? Nobody needed to tell us that we'd get our asses handed to us. We know our team quite well, and we've seen those games on multiple occasions in the Big Ten & the Big XII. You wouldn't be cluing us in on anything we didn't know. It has come true, and now you're all hating he fact that it's true. I think you a letter. See all of you on Black and Gold Friday!! See you, too. That is, if you aren't too busy signing Kirk Ferentz to another of those contracts that makes the rest of college football laugh at Iowa. Your video didn't post correctly. Let me help. But I thought Iowa wasn't a rival? they're not- just a nuisance Quote Link to comment
krc1995 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Iowa .... constantly living in the past. now that is gold! Quote Link to comment
jjamuss Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 When losing to Iowa State happens, you know there is a level of suck at work that only Iowa fans can understand. Huskers lost ONCE to ISU in nearly FOUR decades and needed 5 Husker fumbles to help them out. Quote Link to comment
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