ShawnWatson

This comment confirms what everyones been thinking

Yes, I'll suck them.

Tschu did not wait! What a chanp

He is already on a different planet

We can all learn something from Gary Bussey: seashells do not plug into your television

Wanna go campin'?

SHUT THE f#*k UP DALE

Does she like chipotle?

^^^Yes. That.

If it's the same form of income as before there is no way that a raise results in taking less money home due solely to marginal tax rates.

This happened to me. They raised my insurance rates beyond the amount of the raise I received. Thanks Obama.

Many obese men died making that dream come true. May they RIP

Is his inspiration Nicolas Cage and the movie 9MM perhaps?

A whole movie on the poor man's dip? No thanks.

Peppridge Farms remembers

I miss wifi.

Wish I could get WiFi at werk

I say give em the ball and let em play. A few may get banned, but it's a risk we gotta take.

IShawnWatsons tryin to drive a wedge between the program and fans again

You want audiogate 3 m-f'r?!

Bruh

Puuuuuuuussssshhh!

Holy crap lol. Chaddy, +1

Showbiz Pizza was better

I see your Showbiz and raise you Banditoland

Well played

Frank Beamer's jowls are flapping with joy

I believe I can fly

sorry to hear, jj. i thought obamacare would have fixed that by now.

Especially the boner part!

You guys are awesome

Yeah, they're called doctors

I did it!!! But I got a couple of degrees for it.

This seems reasonable

But once he gets his teeth into a story, WATCH OUT!

You can't tell me he's not the bastard child of John Elway.

Blue or White yuppie sweater?

The drink prices have jumped up at that place!

That's why you get primed before ya go.

On top of my t-shirt, of course.

Hooded vest? The help you need goes beyond ShawnWatson's blessings.

try some sleeves Landlord, they work wonderfully.

I think the goal is just for you to be offensive. Which shouldn't be a problem

the annexation of Puerto rico needs to find its way into the game plan

quadruple reverse passes

You're too old.

That's racist

No, it's ageist.

Mick O'Reilly is a helluva coach, damnit!

Langsdorf better not get in my face... Cause i'll drop that m-f'r

It's almost feels like they wanted to get cute and try to put the dagger in Bama...stupid...

This prevent defense may bite them in the ass

Yolo

In a dark alley, living in a cardboard box drink his own urine because it's sterile and he likes the way it tastes?

If it's not Hookers & BLOW with Ron Washington, then it's not a party. Or a Wednesday.

I think you are underestimating Alpacas. Waay better with beer.

I like turtles. They make great soup

I could loan you a monkey and a penny farthing. You're on your own for the bear though.