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Status Updates posted by ShawnWatson
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Oh my god those balls are as smooth as eggs.
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Should Nebraska invite Bussey to space camp?
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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.
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f#*k you tax brackets, f#*k you to goddamn hell.
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Big congrats to sd'sker for following his dream and opening up that snuff film production co. like he always wanted #blessed
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Remember when Wifi was talking to people about trying to get a recruiting job with NU? God those were the days.
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I really wanna play the best and fastest guys whether they are young or not but Count'bility says they don't know the scheme well enough. I am getting hamstringed.
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Tonight is gonna be super tight butthole.
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Best pizza joint? Chuck E Cheese. Gourmet eats, mechanical entertainment, ball pits.
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Congratulations to National Champion, Virginia Tech.
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Butt hurt
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A lot of people go to college for seven years.
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Where Dirk Chatelain lacks in writing, he makes up in front teeth.
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Instead of banning members, admins should only allow them access to the political forum, that would be a real punishment.
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Gotta go to the Creighton game tonight, getting primed at the house beforehand. Don't care who wins except for my brain.
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Bless all you boys during this winter cold.
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If we don't run Statue of Liberty play at least five times a game, then I am not doing my job as OC.
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Just signed up for the Lincoln Mayors run, really gonna kick some ass.
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I'm never gonna call Mike Reilly coach EVER, even if there's a fire.
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Why in the f#*k did OSU throw it?
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Can you imagine all the fantastical things Carl Pelini is doing right now?
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If I had a penny farthing, monkey, and a bear my life would be so much better guys.