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ShawnWatson

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  1. Marf, I could be wrong but I believe their votes count as 2/3.
  2. This staff is gonna be corrupt to the core. Other teams have bag men? We ARE the bag men.
  3. If we don't run Statue of Liberty play at least five times a game, then I am not doing my job as OC.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I think the goal is just for you to be offensive. Which shouldn't be a problem

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      the annexation of Puerto rico needs to find its way into the game plan

    4. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      quadruple reverse passes

  4. Just signed up for the Lincoln Mayors run, really gonna kick some ass.

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      You're too old.

    2. ShawnWatson
    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      No, it's ageist.

       

  5. I'm never gonna call Mike Reilly coach EVER, even if there's a fire.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Mick O'Reilly is a helluva coach, damnit!

    2. Marf

      Marf

      Langsdorf better not get in my face... Cause i'll drop that m-f'r

  6. That would even further screw Olympic men's sports teams because of title 9 unless they change up the rules. Bad idea.
  7. Lol Notre Dame, I then nominate Bo Pelini as honorable mention coach of the year.
  8. Why in the f#*k did OSU throw it?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      It's almost feels like they wanted to get cute and try to put the dagger in Bama...stupid...

    3. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      This prevent defense may bite them in the ass

       

    4. Marf
  9. Can you imagine all the fantastical things Carl Pelini is doing right now?

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      In a dark alley, living in a cardboard box drink his own urine because it's sterile and he likes the way it tastes?

    2. admo

      admo

      If it's not Hookers & BLOW with Ron Washington, then it's not a party. Or a Wednesday.

  10. Mods, please consider changing his name to birdboners69. Thanks.
  11. If I had a penny farthing, monkey, and a bear my life would be so much better guys.

    1. admo

      admo

      I think you are underestimating Alpacas. Waay better with beer.

    2. GSG

      GSG

      I like turtles. They make great soup

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I could loan you a monkey and a penny farthing. You're on your own for the bear though.

  12. That lady is a twig compared to what Sd'sker is used to.
  13. Kenny, you played football and caught a lot of footballs. You also had hair and like twitter.
  14. You can look at stats or what you see on the field, I saw about five interceptions if USC wouldn't have kept dropping the ball.
  15. Armstrong really trying his hardest to throw the ball to USC tonight

    1. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      He's scurred of Stanton

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, those USC cornerbacks just can't catch anything. Fortunately.

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Na, he's just doing what he knows

  16. Wait I just opened this thread for the first time, the first girls's name is Ice Man?? Edit, NM I just realized this is a reference to Top Gun after googling the name.
  17. I heard that Carl Pelini is from Youngstown too, don't quote me on that though.
  18. Let's try to leave sd'sker's wife out of this.
  19. It's going to be a thing of pure beauty watching Pap on the sideline. He'll have those fingers taped perfectly, his arms will be flailing with the grace of a swan, and his forehead glimmering from perspiration.
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