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  1. ShawnWatson

    I'm hearing there was a Tressel sighting in Lincoln.

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    2. HANC

      HANC

      Autographs would be easier to get..... on the bright side

    3. Husker_x

      Husker_x

      Ha!

    4. Landlord

      Landlord

      Michael Rose's mom is the one who said she saw him.

  2. ShawnWatson

    SE better be wining and dining Tressel. I'm talking like boones farm and prime times.

  3. ShawnWatson

    Scott Stapp is homeless, which unlike his music is great to hear.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Shut up moraine

    3. beanman

      beanman

      lol. you guys..

       

    4. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      That's the only Creed song I like.

  4. ShawnWatson
  5. ShawnWatson

    Really thinking about getting this husker wiener ring HB is advertising.

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    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      i'm getting your mom one for christmas.

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      I could never figure out how to put those on. Is it just the twig that goes in or do the berries go in as well?

    4. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      would it even fit with your HUGE vas deferns?

  6. ShawnWatson

    Jerry kill is really going to shake things up next week, hopefully Nebraska is ready.

  7. ShawnWatson

    f#*k you Pelini

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Nah, you.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      P U S S Y

    4. NUance

      NUance

      OP might just be an acceptable response today. /facepalm

  8. ShawnWatson

    Hey Pelini, f#*k you.

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    2. huskerfan99

      huskerfan99

      I'll go third and forth on this

       

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      No satire, f#*k that guy.

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Come on guys... just wait until he gets better recruits or uh wait until they execute. Yeah, that's it

  9. ShawnWatson

    Jerry kill's team is giving me the shakes.

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    2. lilred

      lilred

      hahaha. I saw it.

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      What thread is that in?

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      He deleted his comments in this status

  10. ShawnWatson

    Oh god I can't stop laughing. http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1415940253

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      He's the ultimate troll.

    3. Haspula

      Haspula

      she has a nice set

    4. NUance

      NUance

      She seems like a beyotch though.

  11. ShawnWatson

    APOSTROPHIES ARE FOR PEOPLE WITH LITTLE KID WEINERS.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      PREACH AWN BROTHA! PREACH AWN!

    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      I'm not a fan of apostrophists either, but I have to say, I was pretty well endowed as a kid. But it has regressed as I've gotten older and fatter.

  12. ShawnWatson

    Teachercd interacts with and leads America's future. Let that soak in for a minute.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      ....and that IS by court order. Amirite sd'sker?

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      yes. both legally and practically we should leave children alone.

    4. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      What private school? That way I know never to send my future children there

  13. ShawnWatson

    All I'm saying is, John Lennon probably deserved to be shot in the back for marrying that whore Yoko Ono and breaking up the Beatles.

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dude, too soon

    2. Marf

      Marf

      The Beatles weren't even good. Bunch of weirdo hippies with poor dental hygiene.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      She sure could sing though.

  14. ShawnWatson

    Badgers are lazy good for nothing tricksters.

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    2. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Bootlegging hipsters.

    3. Geaux Big Red

      Geaux Big Red

      They think their the best dancers..

    4. NUance

      NUance

      buncha beer swillin' cheese nibblers.

  15. ShawnWatson

    Some sucker bet me $100 that five BIG teams would lose today.

  16. ShawnWatson

    Some adopted eleven year old Chinese girl just sold me fake etickets. Watch out, guys.

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    2. maskershake

      maskershake

      lucky i still have my red husker shirt on

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      You should shave your head...but hid it under a black husker hat with beads of sweat on it

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It's that stupid ticket office's fault. THEY JUST DON'T CARE!

  17. ShawnWatson

    Gonna do some quaaludes and watch landlord's Christian music videos. Might be my own god?

    1. Marf

      Marf

      Do you wanna hang out sometime?

    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      I like watching static TV the best.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Just stay the hell away from the country club.

  18. ShawnWatson

    USC AD had former player Lendale White escorted out of the stadium.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      It sounds like he was tweeting stuff during the game.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      They thought hiring Pat was the greatest move ever...but he is kind of a hack

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Pat Haden kind of sounds like a dick.

  19. ShawnWatson

    Is Bill Snyder human? Or is he dancer?

  20. ShawnWatson
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=7VhMgxIQ1Yg
  21. ShawnWatson

    Guys, I heard Tony Danza has squirrel diabetes. They say there's no cure.

    1. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      hold me closer, tony danza

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Count the headlights on the highway

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      There's no way he can teach his way out of it!!!

  22. ShawnWatson

    Ya ya feelin' good on a Wednesday, sparkling thoughts give me the hope to go on.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You bastards need yo watch South Park

    3. NUance

      NUance

      It's Wednesday somewhere! (Isn't that a song or something>\?)

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I don't watch it enough....which saddens me a bit...

  23. ShawnWatson

    Royalssssssssssssssssssssss

  24. ShawnWatson

    Kaepernick was fined 10K for wearing beats headphones, Julius Thomas was fined 8k for an extremely dirty chop block.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      What's your complaint?

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      They should have paid me

    4. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Hatin on my main man the 'Nick is really gettin me steamed, you guys.

  25. ShawnWatson

    My dog just ate 3/4 of the jerky I was letting sit before I put it in the dehydrator. I can only blame myself.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Eat his Beggin' Strips! That'll teach that little SOB.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      I'm on the smokethe Begging' Strips bandwagon. Furry little b**tard trying to play (jerky) God...

    4. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Your dog is going to explode

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