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  1. NUpolo8

    I'd like to thank Huskerboard for the unsolicited ads for things I can wear while at the mall.

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Is it weird after watching about 40 episodes of PArks and Rec, i now like you more just because of your avatar... I dont think its weird.

  2. NUpolo8

    Well time for a few hours of staged pseudo sports. But I suppose I could watch the Royal Rumble if the Pro Bowl really is that bad.

    1. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Those uniforms. *my eyes*

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Did Goodell just take a highlighter to everything?

  3. NUpolo8

    Spent some time on Tedmcginley.com today. Really solid website, you guys.

  4. NUpolo8

    POLO THOUGHT: When a mod makes vague references to random punishments he/she can make, seemingly on a whim, isn't that itself, a troll?

  5. NUpolo8

    Old friend Drake Martinez paying a visit to Sparty.....

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    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Maybe JUCO? Probably not though.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Trying out for the cheerleading team?

    4. husker07

      husker07

      He was playing Juco ball. Had a pretty good season too I think.

  6. NUpolo8

    POLO TIP: Polo tips > Mantis tips.

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      This is true

  7. NUpolo8

    POLO TIP: nothing makes the panties drop like the sound of a Velcro wallet opening.

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Except for unstrapping those Velcro shoes.

    2. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      I still use a velcro wallet that I got for Christmas in the 2nd grade and I can debunk this. My wife actually threw out all her panties the first time she saw it. Panties can't drop if you ain't got none.

    3. QMany

      QMany

      I thought that was illegal other than that bunny ranch on HBO.

  8. NUpolo8

    Reason #82734 never to go to recruiting forums. (Link in first comment)

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      'CROOTIN.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Hey, there's some great tight ends on pornhub.com.

    4. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Wide receivers, too.

  9. NUpolo8

    Millennials....AMIRITE you guys?

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    2. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Ditto

    3. tschu

      tschu

      lazy good fer nothing swindlers, crack smokin' tricksters

    4. Something Clever

      Something Clever

      Well said zrod

  10. NUpolo8

    Ordered some new irons today, you guys.

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    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      And I ordered them post fitting.

    3. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      Nice

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Did they come with an extendible waterball retriever?

  11. NUpolo8

    STING STRAIGHT INTERFERING YO

    1. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      BORK LAZER

  12. NUpolo8

    Probably a good time to announce that Urban Meyer has selected me to post on Land Grant Holy Land. Guess I'm a pretty good poster after all.

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    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      Also...It is time to let it go...let it go...the cold never bothered me anyway.

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      I am partial to Kailua in Oahu

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      Thanks!

  13. NUpolo8

    Just posted in the recruiting forum. I'll be purging for the next hour.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      He could be the California version of Flu

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      It was a hot take, Zoogs. Scorching.

    4. zoogs

      zoogs

      Exactly, both of you.

  14. NUpolo8

    The railroads, the most underrated monopoly.

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Not cable?

    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      talkin about the game, kimosabe.

    3. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      I prefer Oriental Avenue, personally.

  15. NUpolo8

    Best homemade pizza sauce outside of San Marranos puréed in a blender with dried oregano, GO

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    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      It's your own miniature greenhouse. And drought savvy!

    3. carlfense

      carlfense

      But will it grow the ganj?!

    4. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Maybe?

  16. NUpolo8

    Unranked in the final ap poll. I guess they don't think much of those 9 wins, Barney/Bo

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    2. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Reported

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Hey you two, Bo Pelini sucks......carry on.

    4. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Let it go, True AMIRITE?

  17. NUpolo8

    This National Championship is brought to you by PIZZA RANCH. #B1G

  18. NUpolo8

    I have to say Riley being invited to speak on espn2 throughout the game is way better than Bo trying to win twitter

    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Yes

    2. QMany

      QMany

      Butthurt.

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Actually no, I'm happy about the change. But nice try!

  19. NUpolo8

    NUPOLO8 PROP BET: Oregon rushes for more yards than what sd'skers wife weighs. WHO YA GOT?

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    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Trick Question, HE DOESNT HAVE A WIFE!

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Kilograms!

       

    4. onlyHskrfaninIL

      onlyHskrfaninIL

      she ain't a lady if she ain't 280

  20. NUpolo8

    The Starbucks closest to my office has a clover machine. This is an incredible game changer, you guys.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Huh?

    3. husker B-rent

      husker B-rent

      It's a drip coffee machine.

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Oh, I got one of those in my kitchen.

  21. NUpolo8

    @HuskerSourHour is doing the Lord's work on Twitter tonight, you guys.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Be careful. A couple of those posts come from seriously disturbed individuals.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Oh I'm not going to actually post there

    4. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Jesus the front page of that place makes the pearl clutchers over here seem downright even keeled.

  22. NUpolo8

    Shooter in Hoosiers is the best character ever to live

    1. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Bryan Mills

    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      WE ARE RUNNIN THE PICKET FENCE! AND GET CAUGHT WATCHIN THE PAINT DRY!

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Second only to the Banjo player on Deliverance.......wait a minute, are they the same actor?

  23. NUpolo8

    Cheek checked?

    1. tschu

      tschu

      CHECK ONE TWO

  24. NUpolo8

    A lot of people drink seven and seven for their college years.

    1. Junior

      Junior

      Lies. No one drinks 7 and 7 in college.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      I used to...

    3. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      college days was that god awful mad dog. Now occasionally I have a 7 n 7.

  25. NUpolo8

    It really needs to warm up, or I'm going to have to wear long pants for golf today, you guys.

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    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      I'll only chip in if he gets his wife into the car and she breaks it. There's a precedent for car repairs on Huskerboard.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You should have seen her back when she was only 300 LBS, she was like a gazelle when she'd run to the buffet.

    4. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      i thought after she bankrupted all the local buffets her weight would go back down. but that has not been the case.

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