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  1. Redux

    I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE ITS GONNA BE A GREAT DAAAAYYYYYY!

    1. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      Not cool man. You made me think it was Friday for a minute.

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Ah yes. You got yourself a new muzzle. Tremendous.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Its muthaf#$king Thursday!!! 1 day til Friday! I can take that...this week went by fast for me.

  2. Redux

    I EO

  3. Redux

    This wind is blowing harder than......

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      The three of you in a dimly lit cushion fort

    3. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Your step-sister

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Eh, no step sister. Actually Z Rod was closer with mother if were talking about the biological womb donor mother.

  4. Redux

    Going to a middle School spring concert tonight #YOLO

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    2. ADS

      ADS

      Don't diddle kids.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Searching for the future ex-Mrs 1995 Redux 2025?

    4. Redux

      Redux

      My little brother is performing. You silly geese.

  5. Redux

    Theres really something kinda strange about you baby but I can't exactly seem to put my finger on it.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      There's really something kinda fishy about you baby but I can't exactly seem to put my finger in it.

  6. Redux

    Fun morning at the health fair. Took her a few jabs to find a vein. Id make a terrible junkie.

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      nah man.. you can smoke or snort stuff and still be a junkie... Have a blast!

       

    2. NUance

      NUance

      At least she left you a few track marks. Pseudo junkie.

  7. Redux

    So I'm really enjoying seasn 6 of the voice. Team Blakes stacked.

  8. Redux

    At least we arent Baylor

    1. Junior

      Junior

      Yep, none of our coaches ever covered up a murder. That we know of.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      #BoomRoastedBaylor

  9. Redux

    I bet a tourney win makes the Kool Aide taste awful

  10. Redux

    YOU CREATE SOMETHING, LIKE INWARD SINGING!

    1. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      That was a pretty hearty retro laugh. Thank you.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      The D is always in good taste

  11. Redux

    Shopping around for Health Insurance. Suggestions?

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      I'd be leery of health insurance that cheap. Sounds like you'd be allowed to have ADS give you a vasectomy in the basement of a gentlemen's club.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Hmmm, tempting as that sounds I'll skip the vasectomy. Blue Cross' cheapest rate was $157 a month with a $6,500 deductuble

    4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Vasectomy = freedom(and stds)

  12. Redux

    Star Wars VII to be set 30 years after the events of Return of the Jedi. Release date: December 2015

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    2. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      30 years? Considering how old Yoda is it's funny that it's supposedly only 30 years later. I'm not as big a JJ Abrams fan as a lot of other people so I'm not expecting much.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Yoda died....

    4. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      nice. looking forward to them.

  13. Redux

    Really wish I could get Friday off to watch Nebrasketball.

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    2. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Really wish I had the channel. truTV is the only one I don't have. Hopefully NCAA.com has a couple hour free trial again that I can use for it.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Call in sick and remember these two words; rectal bleeding. Nobody will want to know any more details and they won't even care if you're lying.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Solid idea JJ

  14. Redux

    Antitrust lawsuit againt NCAA citing scholarships as unfair compensation. here we go...

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      :facepalm

  15. Redux

    Hell of an effort today by our BBall squad. season aint over yet boys GBR

  16. Redux

    #DocSadler

    1. ADS

      ADS

      GET THE f#*k OUT OF HERE

    2. Cina

      Cina

      Despite what my avatar may suggest, I agree with ADS.

  17. Redux

    Best video game you ever played, go!

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    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Defender

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Super Mario Bros. 3 or Zelda TOoT

    4. C N Red

      C N Red

      Pitfall.

  18. Redux

    Breakfast BMT on Flatbread. Not just for breakfast anymore.

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Matt Dillon

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Sid Dillon

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Psycho Sid

  19. Redux

    Best way to ge blood off a futon couch before the wife gets home!

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Its okay, she was just passed out. Better get her back to the retirement home before somebody notices shes missing.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Yeah, "blood" whatever you kids are calling it these days. When I was a teen and home alone. If some got on the cushion I just flipped it over like a normal person would do.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Well Ethel is back at shady acres. I sold the futon to the neighbors for $30. Wife doesnt know a thing. But she is looking over my shoulder as I type this, wonder what she thinks of all this nonsense.

  20. Redux

    I just re-read the entire Lane Kiffin PLEASE thread for funsies.

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      Funsies? C'mon man.

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      You mean you read it.... on purpose?! Lol

    4. Redux

      Redux

      It was really dang funny

  21. Redux

    that moment you burn a new 22 track mix CD and only the first two tracks play without skipping #ObsoleteProblems

    1. teachercd

      teachercd

      Man! I remember that!

  22. Redux

    That mo.e

  23. Redux

    Conan's hosting the MTV Movie awards guys, pretty much obligated to watch now. #CoCo

    1. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Agreed. Going to see him here in Dallas at the end of the month.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Lucky dawg

  24. Redux

    I dont mind being called a sunshine pumper because how delightful would it be to pull up to the fuel pump and have actual sunshine come out and fuel your car. it sounds awesome!

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Youre some kind of pumper alright. Not sure there's much sunshine involved though.

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      People in CA think this is a viable option.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      I know this is a car. And my names not Jack.

  25. Redux

    You are about to enter, the Twilight Zone

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