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  1. NUance

    "I'm going to make sure every one of his teeth are broken, his arms are broken, his legs are broken. "He's not going to be able to walk out of the Octagon by himself. I can guarantee that."

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      A brand new Anderson.. I think this can be scary but also play perfectly in to Chaels hands. Let Anderson be over aggressive and drop him with a well placed shot.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Maybe the boldest pre-fight smack statement I've heard. Certainly the most violent.

  2. NUance

    I am an idiot savant. I just haven't found my savant talent yet.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      I wasn't dogging on you, but I did think you were talking to me. I was just trying to make light on being an 'idiot savant' while using 'your' wrong. Very dry humor I guess.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      It's cool. I have a hard time thinking while typing. :)

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Idiot abroad? Well I'm not abroad. So no. lol

  3. NUance

    Woodhouse, WHAT are you doing? Uhhh, I’m sitting down, sir. What, at the table? Like people?

    1. zoogs

      zoogs

      ARCHER! Is it back?

    2. NUance

      NUance

      I been getting into Archer reruns on Netflix these days. My temporary fix until we get new episodes.

  4. NUance

    Well, I lost my temper last night. I took a knife, and I uhhhhh. Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses? Well I CUT one of them off!

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      I'm a loner Dotty, a rebel.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      You're in big trouble. My job is to enforce that. Stay where you are terrorist, I'll come by to collect your maniacal ass shortly.

       

    4. NUance

      NUance

      lol. Sounds like a branch of Homeland Security no doubt. The Couch Tag Removal branch.

  5. NUance

    People laugh when they see me coming. And they applaud as I walk away.

  6. NUance

    There are owls in my neighborhood and they make a heck of a racket in the evenings this time of year. Probably having owl sex. Or talking owl smack.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I like to see hooters. Not hear them.

    3. Decked

      Decked

      I dislike Taco Bell.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      It's from a movie, foo'

  7. NUance

    I'm scared if I stop drinking all at once the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.

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    2. mturn087

      mturn087

      you killed a black astronaut....that's like killing a unicorn!

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      It's called a bloody mary.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      and you would put your local liquor store out of business

       

  8. NUance

    Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and the gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.

  9. NUance

    The eyes are the groin of the head.

  10. NUance

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Why would you stop sniffing glue?

    2. tschu

      tschu

      Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines

    3. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      looks like i picked the wrong week to gang ba..i mean...

  11. NUance

    How can Illinois have four of the first 50 players drafted--two 1st round picks and two 2nd round picks--and STILL only go 2-6 in conference play? How I ask you?

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    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      Good recruiter, piss poor coach - hmmmm, who does THAT sound like?

    3. OH HSKR FAN

      OH HSKR FAN

      Mack Brown

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      tHE Gaytors used to say that about Zook..And I useta say that about Clownahan

       

  12. NUance

    The B1G gets Urban Meyer from the SEC. In return we give them John L. Smith. Much like the trade of Manhattan for a sack of shiny baubles. lol

    1. iLoveLamp

      iLoveLamp

      lol so tru

    2. huKSer

      huKSer

      And the native 'mericans that got the baubles didn't live there, they were just visiting

  13. NUance

    Damn you, damn the broccoli, and damn the Wright brothers.

    1. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Damn you vile woman!

  14. NUance

    Fricken Brady Hoke knows how to pull in a recruiting class. I'll give him that. http://rivals.yahoo.com/footballrecruiting/football/recruiting/commitments/2013/michigan-29

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    2. irieboy8

      irieboy8

      f'ing hell.... thats impressive!!

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      anyone else think it strange that more recruits came from ohio than MI? 8-6

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Urban Meyer thinks it's strange.

  15. NUance

    knapplc at 20k posts today. Nice! And closing fast on BRI.

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      Yikes. I'm addicted.

    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Knapplc: "If it wasn't for all of Foppa's ridiculous posts, I'd only have 5K posts. Thanks Foppa for being terrible."

  16. NUance

    We got us some MLB! Card up in the 8th inning. 4-0. Wooo hoooo!

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    2. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      Over half the NBA teams make the playoffs. I can't imagine a way the NBA regular season is more relevant than the MLB regular season.

    3. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      The World Series champions last year had a winning percentage of 55.6%. Nuff said.

    4. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      More than half of the league makes the playoffs. A regular season can't get any more pointless than a team that isn't even in the top 50% of the league makes the playoffs.

  17. NUance

    Hawkeyes RB Jordan Canzeri out with ACL. Next up at RB is a former WR who has ten carries under his belt. lol hogeyes

    1. carlfense

      carlfense

      AIRBHG.

  18. NUance

    The fingers must be educated, the thumb is born knowing.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      giggity

  19. NUance

    "The odds are always against you no matter what your previous history is. You have to overcome the tendency to relax." —Tom Osborne

    1. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Tom plays the Powerball?

    2. NUance

      NUance

      lol. The Powerball seems a bit un-Tom like.

  20. NUance

    The Internets is EVIL.

  21. NUance

    So what we get drunk? So what we smoke weed? We just having fun, We don't care who sees.

  22. NUance

    Happy birthday William Shatner!

    1. NUance

      NUance

      “Women! Can’t live with ‘em. Can’t take them quail hunting.” —Denny Crane (shortly after Dick Cheney shot his quail hunting buddy)

  23. NUance

    Sharper than a serpent’s tongue, tighter than a bongo drum. Quicker than a one-night stand, slicker than a mambo band.

  24. NUance

    I have to work today. But in honor of my Irish roots I am knocking back a double of Jamesons for lunch. Happy St. Paddy's Day!

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      You wish!

       

      although you are a rather handsome man, SW

    3. rawhide

      rawhide

      You're not a surgeon are you?

    4. NUance

      NUance

      No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.

  25. NUance

    Infinity is a myth. Just like unicorns and the moon landing.

    1. da skers

      da skers

      I call bullsh#t on unicorns not being real.

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