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  1. beanman

    SEC West is pretty good you guys. I'm impressed.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      They lay down at the end of the day. And suck hard. Both traits I like in a woman.

  2. beanman

    Let's go Whisky!

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Ah crap.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      Noonan!

  3. beanman

    Eff Wisky. Why you do this to me?

  4. beanman

    Please fumble Auburn.

  5. beanman

    Why does Stave suck so bad this year?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      That 2nd pick wasn't his fault. The WR Ericson was afraid to get hit. Didn't make much effort to catch the ball.

    3. husker07

      husker07

      Throw on Jared Abbrederis film from last year. With a decent qb, Abby would've had like 2000 yards. He was missing him by 15-20 yards sometimes.

    4. Something Clever

      Something Clever

      Only this year?

  6. beanman

    God the SEC West is dominant. Maybe Mark May can get his mouth off their junk now.

  7. beanman

    Does anyone think we could have gotten Gary Patterson to come here? Not offering an opinion I'm just curious what other's thoughts are. Don't mistake this for a bash Riley question please.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      He loves TCU. He's extremely happy there.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Back when we were looking TCU was still in the hunt for a playoff spot. So, no.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      So, what I'm hearing from the status OP is that Riley sucks and we should have kidnapped Patterson from TCU.

  8. beanman

    So effing bored you guys. How should I spice up my life so I get off the couch?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I do like to disappoint women...

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Hardcore parkour

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      Read the Energy Bus

  9. beanman

    Congrats Jake Cotton. http://uproxx.com/sports/2014/12/please-enjoy-the-50-best-sports-vines-of-2014/

  10. beanman

    I'm convinced Ed Cunningham possesses no balls.

  11. beanman

    OU sucks. Fire Stoops

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    2. Haspula

      Haspula

      i'd take stoops over riley

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Well you do have dipsh*t as your avatar so I'm not surprised.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Stoops can't block worth sh#t. He's a terrible tackler too.

  12. beanman

    Suh suspended

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      Bean, intentionally stepping on is better?

    3. beanman

      beanman

      It's obviously not as bad as a violent stomp. Using that word is just an exaggeration. Suh's a douche, but had it not been Rodgers I'll bet he suspension doesn't happen.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, not a stomp. More of a love step. lol

       

      https://vine.co/v/OwzHF7pFAT0

  13. beanman

    I'm boiling a roast. How hot and wet do you like it?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Pretty sure that's what LOMS asked Dirk last night on Twitter.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      Great movie!

    4. beanman

      beanman

      At least someone got it. Thank God for teachercd.

  14. beanman

    This just in: Kansas still sucks. Glad I moved out of that dump 8 years ago.

    1. Decked

      Decked

      How so? I love it here.

    2. maskershake

      maskershake

      I enjoy it as well..

  15. beanman

    Way to blow it at the end Beck. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. The new Nebraska tradition.

    1. Junior

      Junior

      How does Ameer not touch the ball there?

    2. beanman

      beanman

      Exactly. Especially if you already made up your mind that we were in 4 down territory.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Those 3rd and 4th down playcalls were absolutely baffling

  16. beanman

    #blackshirts

    1. ithinkiloverg44

      ithinkiloverg44

      This whole reacting defense is comical, we freeze for a half second every snap at nearly every position

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      I mean we really only have 2 LBs...

  17. beanman

    Air Beck strikes again. I thought walks had a talk with him.

    1. Dr. Strangelove

      Dr. Strangelove

      Problem is we're not running the ball well. Not sure what we should focus on in the second half.

    2. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      We're not running well because it's predictable

  18. beanman

    I'm just going to come out and say it. Barney Cotton would be a better head coach than Bo.

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    2. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      There are division 2 coaches out there who would better than Bo.

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Cotton and els both had hastings college at a pretty elite level in NAIA in the 90s.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I guess I just like the demeanor, the communication, etc. rather than finding random people to scream at.

  19. beanman

    PreChristmas meal weight -198. PostChristmas meal weight - 203. #beefcake

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I hear the womens like girth ZRod

    3. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      I keep my abs hidden under a layer of insulation out of respect for everyone else

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      They do bean, but only to a point. You gotta fit in certain places.

  20. beanman

    Best places for authentic Mexican food in Omaha? Go!

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      It's like defining authentic American food.

    3. Vince R.

      Vince R.

      asada, pollo, cabeza

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Not to mention what most people consider Mexican is more than likely tex-mec.

  21. beanman

    RIP Joe Cocker

    1. Junior

      Junior

      Damn. Classic rock voice.

    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      He's now up where he belongs

    3. Junior

      Junior

      That sounds angry, GM

  22. beanman

    Joel Klatt on Bo Pelini. Listen from 3:15 - 6:15. Nails it! Also talks about Riley later in the interview. https://soundcloud.com/pjsalt1/joel-klatt-on-jr

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    2. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      This Klatt guy was spot on. Gracious complements from a Buffie! Love it!

    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      Bo needs to hear this

    4. Lux

      Lux

      I would say firing 3 coaches in a row now would qualify as conisistancy on our side of the fence and calculate into the equation. IMO of course. I would summarize the fan base as negative and the media negative in these last 3 years. IMO

  23. beanman
    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      The end...ouch...

       

  24. beanman

    About to ice skate for the first time. I'm scurred you guys.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Ok that sucked. I'm teaching my kids that quitting is sometimes the safer option.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      The things white people do for fun....

    4. NUance

      NUance

      says Canada.

  25. beanman

    The number of Bo supporters on the interwebs is frightening. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/719/509/0ad.png

    1. Hammerhead

      Hammerhead

      I still wonder how Bo managed to travel all the way from Lincoln to Youngstown with all these people's lips still glued to his ass.

    2. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      It's because they are too damn fixated on "9 wins" and refuse to look deeper into that padded stat.

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