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  1. Count 'Bility

    Fire err'body

    1. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      The only way I see this team progressing is without Read and Banker.

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    Fire Pelini derp thread in rumorville is the best addition to this board since I've been here. Been paying a little attention to what's going on there, and now I know I dont have to anymore, and the football forum is quickly returning back to kick ass status.

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    2. da skers

      da skers

      I suppose I better get a password to the shed then. This place has been killing me.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Kudos to Knap and the other mods, the football board has been much more tolerable the past week.

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Great job knapp.

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    First cut of the name change poll sunday, 8pm. Get your votes in. http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/64909-the-official-accountability-name-change-thread/page__pid__1156184&do=findComment&comment=1156184

  4. Count 'Bility

    Flipper? Michigan hired Shamoo you guise. A real splash.

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      I'd splash Harbaugh's wife

  5. Count 'Bility

    Flipper?

  6. Count 'Bility

    Football and summer. I need. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/297413/wow-freak-out-o.gif

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    For the second year in a row, Boehner looks like he just wants to reach out and backhand Obama during the SOTU Address.

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    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      what the hell is that silver thing in front of him?

    3. tschu

      tschu

      LOL GOP

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      LOL POLITICIANS-PERIOD.

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    For those (myself included) that bitch about us not practicing tackling to the ground enough, we now know why. Because tackling is obviously illegal.

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    Frank Caliendo on sportscenter, and I cant stop laughing. The guy is great.

    1. husker07

      husker07

      His Madden is getting old, but I absolutely his Gruden impression. Spot on and funny.

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    Free slurpy day, but there's no 7-11 in my town. Thanks Obama. #gop'16

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Yes.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      @SW, Domestic violence.. /slap. Is not.. /slap. A laughing matter. /slap, slap.

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      lol

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    Friend of mine does some storm chasin and studys weather. Says tommorrow is a once-in-a-generation setup. For chasers like him its going to be "iconic" (his words). #encouragement

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      There were already storm chasers arriving in Fillmore County yesterday.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Lincoln has a much greater chance for more severe weather than Hastings, but the chasers are going to start where the storms start, which is further west.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      This was as of last night tschu. This conversation i had with the guy was around 5. At that point, the Hastings/GI area was expecting to get the worse. It appears that the expectations have shifted more the the north and east of here.

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    Frost kickin it into overdrive. #resume

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    Frost was bested by Luke Fickell. Can we put it to bed now?

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    2. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      And Tim Beck outmaneuvered him! NO WONDER WHY HE'S GOING TO THE BUCKEYES!

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Mind blown!

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Fickle is a pretty good coordinator, why else would Urb keep him?

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    Funny how Big10 officials finally feel the need to call holding once ole Urb's on the ropes. Nice that Northwestern wound up scoring anyway.

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      right!!!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, funny that. I was thinking they must have repealed that rule when watching the Husker game today. lol

  15. Count 'Bility

    Funny how we find the need to call a pulling play on our own goal line when you know theyre gonna shoot gaps to make a play anyway.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Beck always seems to make awful decisions when we're backed up against our own endzone. I had a bad feeling about it when they downed the ball there.

  16. Count 'Bility

    Fuse is lit. Just waiting.......

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    2. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      There it is

    3. ADS

      ADS

      fap fap fap

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Sent my wife's cousin a text sayin newell was N. He say's "can you feel it". I says "yes. it's in my pants. I can feel it"

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    Gary Crowton for OC. You heard it here first.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Matt Limegrover.

    2. Marf

      Marf

      Go home, you're drunk

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    Gary Patterson gettin Bielma'd. When will millionaire coaches learn to not thump there chest until the championship is won?

  19. Count 'Bility

    Gary Patterson gettin Bielma'd. When will millionaire coaches learn to not thump there chest until the championship is won?

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      It's not like he's never yelled at a ref before. He got after it a bit at OSU too. Even TO could make a refs ear sore now and again.

    3. lilred

      lilred

      Love it. Give me more things to think about. I just want to think about things.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Sure Z. Youre right. But its still goes against the whole nice guy perception. Thats why it stood out to me.

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    Gettin new phones today. They still make the basic flip phones like the LG dont they?

    1. da skers

      da skers

      Get a Star Tech circa 2001

    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Yes, they make those phones. I know several people who have them.

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    God Trumps such a badass. Im so excited for this new America First, tough as nails mentality in our country. Long overdue.

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    2. Cdog923

      Cdog923

      Nah, you can't be serious.

    3. Lil' Red

      Lil' Red

      His ability to dominate Twitter wars will put America on top again:

       

      https://imgur.com/gallery/02utvTo

    4. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      I tried....

  22. Count 'Bility

    Gonna be in Omaha Friday Dec 5th, and saturday the 6th. Who wants to take the Mrs. and me out for dinner?

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I WANT to but I won't be anywhere near Omaha. So close, yet so far....

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      the only happy ending CN will be for me. So dont be shocked if I'm announcing another little one 9 months from now. She's catholic, lol.

    4. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Sure..why not.

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    Gonna coach son's 5-6 yr old basketball team. Who should I go with? Bobby Knight or Tim Miles?

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Go with Miles BUT ya still have to throw a chair across the practice court at least once.

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Being the bad guy is much more fun. Just ask Tony Montana

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      +1 if I could tfree32.

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    Good lord. There's a defender for the Colts name Vonte Davis, and hearing it over and over it driving me nuts.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Did you listen to the Ravens v. Pittsburgh game. They said Flacco every other word. These guys get on their agendas and they refuse to let them go.

    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      I keep thinking he's saying "Lavonte David" and it's drivin me up the wall.

    3. husker07

      husker07

      "Vonte Davis Vonte Davis Vonte Davis Vonte Davis Vonte Davis"- Cris Collinsworth

  25. Count 'Bility

    Good. Now i can go to bed. Got church in the morning.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      That's a hard ass for you

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