True2tRA Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 This whole sock thing has seemed unnecessary and gone a little overboard in my opinion, but the sock bat signal thing is freaking awesome. 1 Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 This is one of the best threads we've had in forever. All the characters. The quips. The quotes. The gifs. Yes, Maximus. I am entertained. Quote Link to comment
Imonthephone Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Well The Sock don't know up from down today. The Sock thinkin' that The Ginger Assassin done playin' us like, well, puppets. The Source sayin' that The Ginger Assassin may have pulled the wool over the eyes of some Husker $ugar Daddies, (some big'uns) since they was expectin' the Tressel/Frost thing to happen today and if it ain't, then it maybe won't happen at all. The Source thinkin' that Bielema was a smoke screen maybe even from The Ginger Assassin hisself to distract us from what's happenin'. So, The Sock startin' to feel like we's chasin' our tails and The Ginger Assassin keepin' us a spinnin' until a real announcement come Sunday (The Source say Sunday, not The Sock, The Sock don't know nuthin' on his own). All The Source agrees that The Ginger Assassin is a smooth operator. The Sock hopin' that The Ginger Assassin is as good at hirin' football coaches as he is at messin' with us. When The Sock hears, The Sock talks. Since we have till Sunday, should we begin trolling mizzou fans and Pinkel... ie. "Pending the outcome of the SEC Championship Game this Sat, Ginger Assassin will meet with GP on Sunday to discuss the vacancy left by Pelini. The salary negotiations would appear to be in line with Saban's yearly earning..." Quote Link to comment
The Ginger Assassin Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Well The Sock don't know up from down today. The Sock thinkin' that The Ginger Assassin done playin' us like, well, puppets. The Source sayin' that The Ginger Assassin may have pulled the wool over the eyes of some Husker $ugar Daddies, (some big'uns) since they was expectin' the Tressel/Frost thing to happen today and if it ain't, then it maybe won't happen at all. The Source thinkin' that Bielema was a smoke screen maybe even from The Ginger Assassin hisself to distract us from what's happenin'. So, The Sock startin' to feel like we's chasin' our tails and The Ginger Assassin keepin' us a spinnin' until a real announcement come Sunday (The Source say Sunday, not The Sock, The Sock don't know nuthin' on his own). All The Source agrees that The Ginger Assassin is a smooth operator. The Sock hopin' that The Ginger Assassin is as good at hirin' football coaches as he is at messin' with us. When The Sock hears, The Sock talks. Quote Link to comment
billdozer15 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I can't belive how tight lipped this has been. I mean nothing, notta, there hasn't even been a fart in the wind to give us a scent. The Ginger Assassin had better pull off the most epic hire of all time. Quote Link to comment
jeams Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The Columbus airport is 2 hours 30min from Youngstown so I'm not sure why'd they'd be flying outta Columbus with The Vest unless they made a long ass round trip to and from youngstown. Any idea where Tressel's agent lives? Columbus? Quote Link to comment
huskrinmissouri Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Well The Sock don't know up from down today. The Sock thinkin' that The Ginger Assassin done playin' us like, well, puppets. The Source sayin' that The Ginger Assassin may have pulled the wool over the eyes of some Husker $ugar Daddies, (some big'uns) since they was expectin' the Tressel/Frost thing to happen today and if it ain't, then it maybe won't happen at all. The Source thinkin' that Bielema was a smoke screen maybe even from The Ginger Assassin hisself to distract us from what's happenin'. So, The Sock startin' to feel like we's chasin' our tails and The Ginger Assassin keepin' us a spinnin' until a real announcement come Sunday (The Source say Sunday, not The Sock, The Sock don't know nuthin' on his own). All The Source agrees that The Ginger Assassin is a smooth operator. The Sock hopin' that The Ginger Assassin is as good at hirin' football coaches as he is at messin' with us. When The Sock hears, The Sock talks. Dear Mr. Sock, I really don't have anything to say–just wanted to make a post in this thread responding to one of your posts. I plan on taking a screen shot so I can save it and then tell my kids and grandkids, "yeah, I knew that puppet, and that's why you wear socks to this day–they can be trusted." My guess is that I'll end up on page 36 or 37, but it makes no difference to me. This is etched forever in cyber history. How do socks hear when they have no ears? That will simply have to remain a mystery for me I guess. 1 Quote Link to comment
tattooedhusker Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The Columbus airport is 2 hours 30min from Youngstown so I'm not sure why'd they'd be flying outta Columbus with The Vest unless they made a long ass round trip to and from youngstown. Any idea where Tressel's agent lives? Columbus? Interesting Quote Link to comment
Sparker Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 He did say in the presser he wouldn't be talking about it until it was done... Good on him. Gotta respect that, and also the sock. He gots insiders but they don't no nothin' neithers. Quote Link to comment
Chaddyboxer Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 This thread will go down in the anals of Husker history!!!! Deeeeep in history!!!! RISE!!! Quote Link to comment
simplekin Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 This is one of the best threads we've had in forever. All the characters. The quips. The quotes. The gifs. Yes, Maximus. I am entertained. You forgot the multi-quotes that takes up half the page! Yes, very awesome indeed! Wait, we're being sarcastic right? Quote Link to comment
olddominionhusker Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 The Columbus airport is 2 hours 30min from Youngstown so I'm not sure why'd they'd be flying outta Columbus with The Vest unless they made a long ass round trip to and from youngstown. Any idea where Tressel's agent lives? Columbus? Pretty sure youngstown. Was Bo's agent at one time as well Quote Link to comment
NUpolo8 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 If this ends up being Mullen, I hope we all aren't despondent. It would be a home run. The man has coached the following QB's, Alex Smith (Utah), Josh Harris (Bowling Green), Chris Leak (Florida) and Heisman Trophy-winner Tim Tebow (Florida) His current QB, Dak Prescott, is no slouch either. Quote Link to comment
BigRedPowerWagon Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Well The Sock don't know up from down today. The Sock thinkin' that The Ginger Assassin done playin' us like, well, puppets. The Source sayin' that The Ginger Assassin may have pulled the wool over the eyes of some Husker $ugar Daddies, (some big'uns) since they was expectin' the Tressel/Frost thing to happen today and if it ain't, then it maybe won't happen at all. The Source thinkin' that Bielema was a smoke screen maybe even from The Ginger Assassin hisself to distract us from what's happenin'. So, The Sock startin' to feel like we's chasin' our tails and The Ginger Assassin keepin' us a spinnin' until a real announcement come Sunday (The Source say Sunday, not The Sock, The Sock don't know nuthin' on his own). All The Source agrees that The Ginger Assassin is a smooth operator. The Sock hopin' that The Ginger Assassin is as good at hirin' football coaches as he is at messin' with us. When The Sock hears, The Sock talks. Quote Link to comment
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