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What up bitches! How are we tonight? The ol' lady and me are at a concert tonight but I've been told I'm supposed to fly back to Lincoln tonight. Anyone know why?

 

Ummm for the Nebraska Wesleyan University flute ensemble concert? Lincoln is fun please come coach for us

 

What is that? Is that some Nebraska thing?

 

Anyhoo....What can you tell me about...Stan...Steve...Scooter...Scott...SCOTT! That's it...what can you tell me about Scott Frosty? Frosty? Frosty...Frost...FROST! Scott Frost! What do you know about him? I guess he played QB for you guys? Was he good? Since I quit coaching (damn tattoo's) I don't pay much attention to football anymore. Except Canadian Football. Dude! Did you know their endzone is 20yds deep? I could have tore the Big 10 a new a-hole with a 20yd endzone.

 

your fake account is bad and you should feel bad.

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Well The Sock don't know up from down today. The Sock thinkin' that The Ginger Assassin done playin' us like, well, puppets.

 

The Source sayin' that The Ginger Assassin may have pulled the wool over the eyes of some Husker $ugar Daddies, (some big'uns) since they was expectin' the Tressel/Frost thing to happen today and if it ain't, then it maybe won't happen at all.

 

The Source thinkin' that Bielema was a smoke screen maybe even from The Ginger Assassin hisself to distract us from what's happenin'.

 

So, The Sock startin' to feel like we's chasin' our tails and The Ginger Assassin keepin' us a spinnin' until a real announcement come Sunday (The Source say Sunday, not The Sock, The Sock don't know nuthin' on his own).

 

All The Source agrees that The Ginger Assassin is a smooth operator. The Sock hopin' that The Ginger Assassin is as good at hirin' football coaches as he is at messin' with us.

 

When The Sock hears, The Sock talks.

Since we have till Sunday, should we begin trolling mizzou fans and Pinkel... ie. "Pending the outcome of the SEC Championship Game this Sat, Ginger Assassin will meet with GP on Sunday to discuss the vacancy left by Pelini. The salary negotiations would appear to be in line with Saban's yearly earning..."

Eichhorst and Pinkel!!! PINKEL AND EICHHORST!!!!

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If this ends up being Mullen, I hope we all aren't despondent. It would be a home run.

The man has coached the following QB's, Alex Smith (Utah), Josh Harris (Bowling Green), Chris Leak (Florida) and Heisman Trophy-winner Tim Tebow (Florida)

His current QB, Dak Prescott, is no slouch either.

 

I'd be ok with that. Hell of a lot better than Bert.

Agreed. Mullen would be ok, not as good as the vest and frosty, but possibly a good hire.

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If this ends up being Mullen, I hope we all aren't despondent. It would be a home run.

The man has coached the following QB's, Alex Smith (Utah), Josh Harris (Bowling Green), Chris Leak (Florida) and Heisman Trophy-winner Tim Tebow (Florida)

His current QB, Dak Prescott, is no slouch either.

I'd be ok with that. Hell of a lot better than Bert.

Agreed. Mullen would be ok, not as good as the vest and frosty, but possibly a good hire.

 

my list of names that have come up a lot would be:

1A: Tressel (splash factor)

1B: Shaw (great fit)

3: Mullen

4: Frost

 

obviously this is the short list of people i think are possible. like, patterson would be up there, but i do not see it. i really do not see shaw coming here either.

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guys, would jim tressel really introduce himself with, "what up, bitches"? i think we have a fraud in our midst.

Would a fraud post a picture of his Championship Trophy?

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I think not sir. I think not.

 

Sir can I bow down to you for killing facebook, youtube, and the internet? In Revelation it says that at the first trumpet of the sock unification brings daylight which will bring the REDemption of the SUPPLANTER(Jim- in Rick James Version, or Hebrew)!!!!

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