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BYU sucks at football and represents a colossal misunderstanding of the reality of Jesus Christ and His teachings found in Mormonism

Haha. Your school is still in Lincoln Nebraska.

Uh.. Is that a bad thing? Have you been to Lincoln, NE? It kicks tail.

Coming from a guy who has lived in a few different parts of this country, I can tell you, Lincoln is a pretty badass little city. I don't imagine it gets much better than Lincoln on gameday either. Anyone who undersells Lincoln just hasn't been there before, that's all.

Could I be chummy and admit I've been to Lincoln a couple times and thought it was nice and would be a good place to live? Sure, I guess I could. But in 9 days we will all be watching the game, so I'll just post this instead:

 

What you posted on FB with pride:

 

What all your buddies outside of Nebraska pictured:

 

 

All your buddies know there is nothing in Nebraska. They all figured you must be really proud of your uncle Jed's pond or something.

So the last time BYU football did anything worth seriously bragging about was in 1984 but despite that you come here to talk smack to Nebraska fans?

A few years ago we put Sam Bradford out of commission for the rest of the season.

Yeah i remember that. It was the opener. Bradford had gotten used to having the best protection in the country but they all moved on.

 

Game 1 in 2009 he was reminded how good he had it.

 

So was that the Cougars big accomplishment that year?

[The Dude]

Sam Bradford is the most fragile human being to ever play football.

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Sam Bradford is the most fragile human being to ever play football.

Yeah, and they hurt him! Go Cougars!

[IvoryTorpedo]

Sam Bradford is the most fragile human being to ever play football.

Thanks to BYU, because we were the ones who broke him. You're welcome.

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Wow maybe BYU fans are trash. Bragging about how they injured somebody.. smh.

[IvoryTorpedo]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BYU sucks at football and represents a colossal misunderstanding of the reality of Jesus Christ and His teachings found in Mormonism

Haha. Your school is still in Lincoln Nebraska.

Uh.. Is that a bad thing? Have you been to Lincoln, NE? It kicks tail.

Coming from a guy who has lived in a few different parts of this country, I can tell you, Lincoln is a pretty badass little city. I don't imagine it gets much better than Lincoln on gameday either. Anyone who undersells Lincoln just hasn't been there before, that's all.

Could I be chummy and admit I've been to Lincoln a couple times and thought it was nice and would be a good place to live? Sure, I guess I could. But in 9 days we will all be watching the game, so I'll just post this instead:

 

What you posted on FB with pride:

 

What all your buddies outside of Nebraska pictured:

 

 

All your buddies know there is nothing in Nebraska. They all figured you must be really proud of your uncle Jed's pond or something.

So the last time BYU football did anything worth seriously bragging about was in 1984 but despite that you come here to talk smack to Nebraska fans?

A few years ago we put Sam Bradford out of commission for the rest of the season.

Yeah i remember that. It was the opener. Bradford had gotten used to having the best protection in the country but they all moved on.

 

Game 1 in 2009 he was reminded how good he had it.

 

So was that the Cougars big accomplishment that year?

Well, we barely lost to Florida State by only 26. So there's that.

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Wow maybe BYU fans are trash. Bragging about how they injured somebody.. smh.

 

Well it's the only trophy they get to play for, they don't have a home.

[IvoryTorpedo]

Wow maybe BYU fans are trash. Bragging about how they injured somebody.. smh.

Wow, someone has something up his ass. I think it's your sense of humor.

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Wow maybe BYU fans are trash. Bragging about how they injured somebody.. smh.

Wow, someone has something up his ass. I think it's your sense of humor.

 

I'll be laughing when we kick your ass up and down the field

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Somebody call Jack Gangwish, I hear it's cougar huntin' season and he's got his wrench at the ready

[The Dude]

 

Sam Bradford is the most fragile human being to ever play football.

Thanks to BYU, because we were the ones who broke him. You're welcome.

Only mid-majors take pride in injuring players.

[Lyons in the Sea of Red.]

 

 

Wow maybe BYU fans are trash. Bragging about how they injured somebody.. smh.

 

Wow, someone has something up his ass. I think it's your sense of humor.

I'll be laughing when we kick your ass up and down the field

Attaboy decked get on his ass

[Lyons in the Sea of Red.]

If you want to make them run just give them the ole Travis kelce two pump chump mannerism, that always makes those stormin Mormons squirm

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Decked bringing the heat in this thread.

[IvoryTorpedo]

Somebody call Jack Gangwish, I hear it's cougar huntin' season and he's got his wrench at the ready

I know it's Nebraska and I understand that the first thing that comes to your mind when yoy read "Cougar" is the POS car, but loosening these Cougars' lug nuts isn't really going to have much of an effect.