Moiraine Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 female dog penis vagina Quote Link to comment
IvoryTorpedo Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Somebody call Jack Gangwish, I hear it's cougar huntin' season and he's got his wrench at the readyI know it's Nebraska and I understand that the first thing that comes to your mind when yoy read "Cougar" is the POS car, but loosening these Cougars' lug nuts isn't really going to have much of an effect. Wait... the cougars in Utah have nuts? That's something you won't find in a travel brochure. No wonder the young men all go on missions elsewhere. Yes, and so do the mountain lions. Quote Link to comment
EmeraldIngot Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Interesting fact: BYU isn't even in a conference and still has a more recent conference championship than Nebraska. Interesting fact, below another interesting fact, neither will help BYU in a week. As such, all objects free fall at the same rate regardless of their mass. Because the 9.8 N/kg gravitational field at Earth's surface causes a 9.8 m/s/s acceleration of any object placed there, we often call this ratio the acceleration of gravity. BUT THAT'S ONLY IN A VACUUM Forgot about that vacuum thing. What brand do you recommend? 9.8 m/s^2 is the specific acceleration due to gravity on earth. That means that things fall to earth and accelerate towards the center of the earth and increase their velocity by 9.8 meters per second. This happens anywhere in earths gravity well, though the strength of the gravitational acceleration decreases the farther from earth you go. In the atmosphere, a falling object continues to be accelerated at 9.8 meters per second squared, but atmospheric friction slows a falling object. Terminal velocity is that perfect balance between atmospheric resistance and acceleration due to gravity. The reason I brought this up is that we are going to kick the Cougars asses so hard, they will break orbital velocity and the entire teams next mission will be to the moon. 1 Quote Link to comment
suh_fan93 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I gotta hand it to you BYU. Y'all are some interesting cats. Umm...ouch?!! Ok break it up, break it up! Getting frisky hehe. Didn't work out so well. I seriously have nothing against BYU though. I just thought these gifs were funny. I can't wait for game. 4 Quote Link to comment
Lyons in the Sea of Red. Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 these are the kind of things that happen when you are banished from the opposite sex til you put a ring on it. then you can put a ring on multiple. Quote Link to comment
Landlord Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I see at least 7 honor code violations in those gifs. 2 Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Has this really devolved into who can out-nice who? You really aren't familiar with Nebraska are ya? Quote Link to comment
ScottyIce Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I gotta hand it to you BYU. Y'all are some interesting cats. Umm...ouch?!! Ok break it up, break it up! Getting frisky hehe. Didn't work out so well. I seriously have nothing against BYU though. I just thought these gifs were funny. I can't wait for game. Good thing they cut to the game. That damn guy was gonna eat that booger. Did you see the look in his eyes? Quote Link to comment
Tomhusker64 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I gotta hand it to you BYU. Y'all are some interesting cats. Umm...ouch?!! Ok break it up, break it up! Getting frisky hehe. Didn't work out so well. I seriously have nothing against BYU though. I just thought these gifs were funny. I can't wait for game. Good thing they cut to the game. That damn guy was gonna eat that booger. Did you see the look in his eyes? Is not disgusting, it's recycling. Quote Link to comment
IvoryTorpedo Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I must have a different definition of " cougar hunting " then some of you guys. When they're done cougar hunting, they won't have to worry about whether they've caught some horrible disease. Quote Link to comment
ScottyIce Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I must have a different definition of " cougar hunting " then some of you guys.When they're done cougar hunting, they won't have to worry about whether they've caught some horrible disease. I got a disease from your mom last night. 1 Quote Link to comment
DomiNUs Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I must have a different definition of " cougar hunting " then some of you guys.When they're done cougar hunting, they won't have to worry about whether they've caught some horrible disease. I got a disease from your mom last night. Oh snap! Quote Link to comment
EmeraldIngot Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I must have a different definition of " cougar hunting " then some of you guys.When they're done cougar hunting, they won't have to worry about whether they've caught some horrible disease.I got a disease from your mom last night. Oh snap! Well, considering my mom has been dead and buried for two years now, in sure that exhuming and fornicating with her dessicated corpse would lead to you catching some kind of horrible disease... Quote Link to comment
IvoryTorpedo Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I must have a different definition of " cougar hunting " then some of you guys.When they're done cougar hunting, they won't have to worry about whether they've caught some horrible disease.I got a disease from your mom last night. That wasn't my mom. It was a crack whore rummaging through her garbage cans on the side of the house. Only today she's claiming she got a disease from you. Quote Link to comment
RedRex Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I must have a different definition of " cougar hunting " then some of you guys.When they're done cougar hunting, they won't have to worry about whether they've caught some horrible disease.I got a disease from your mom last night. That wasn't my mom. It was a crack whore rummaging through her garbage cans on the side of the house. Only today she's claiming she got a disease from you. Considering that we're speaking of Utah, the confusion of identity between Emerald's dead mom, a random crack whore, and whoever Ivory claims as a mother is to be expected. #HoorayPolygamy 1 Quote Link to comment
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