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  1. NUpolo8

    I think this is the best Miami Beach Bowl I've ever watched, you guys.

    1. Junior

      Junior

      It's got nothing on the Bahamas bowl. Just you wait.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      They sure picked two evenly matched teams. lol

  2. NUpolo8

    A taco salad is neither a taco, nor a salad.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      How is it not a salad?

    3. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      I would say it's both...

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      At a minimum Rollin, Rock. I would argue it's Americana.

  3. NUpolo8

    LOUISIANA SPEED VS NEVADA....um, lack of state tax?

  4. NUpolo8

    WE NEED AN AD THAT MAKES OUR ATHLETES KILL AT LEAST FOUR RACCOONS A DAY!!!!

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Eagle1 for AD it is.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Jason Peter would have killed 5 raccoons in the time that Gangwish killed 1.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      And JP wouldn't have need a wrench either, only his bare hands.

  5. NUpolo8

    Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

    1. Junior

      Junior

      Seems like a good day to polish off my last few bottles of Sam Adams Oktoberfest.

  6. NUpolo8

    I am now on the weekly world news Garth Brooks juice diet.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Last time I checked there wasn't a beauty pageant for corpses, knock that sh#t off.

    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Tick tacks and ice is the new diet craze, everyone's doing it!

  7. NUpolo8

    BREAKING: Bo Pelini tells Youngstown st players "See you next Tuesday!"

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    2. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      C U Next Tues

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Jeebus. That's it? Not a very good think to punch ratio on that one.

    4. Judoka

      Judoka

      CUNextTuesday....my caller ID for my sister-in-law.

  8. NUpolo8

    And here I thought most good coaches would love an AD that paid them 3 mil and left them alone. Well wait maybe good coaches do.

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      No kiddin. I sure the hell dont want my boss looking over my shoulder at all.

       

      Funny how a few hundred miles north of us, they have to keep replacin coaches cuz the AD does too much. Here, it's not enough.

       

      Is this real life?

  9. NUpolo8

    Tom Osborne "I wasn't forced out" knock me over with a feather that Bo lied

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Saunders is actually accurate with it.

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      That short interview left more questions than answers.

    4. zoogs

      zoogs

      I don't think I'm too sorry Tom couldn't get his way and hand pick a successor to continue protecting Bo. And as much respect as he does deserve, that does not include a lifetime of getting his way with personnel calls at NU.

  10. NUpolo8

    Today I learned the Stockholm Syndrome can be translated to college football.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      Yeah, that was such a weird tweet

    2. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      What tweet?

  11. NUpolo8

    Audio's out.

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    2. strigori

      strigori

      He took public shots at Nebraska this morning in his YSU presser, might have a link. Also, there are probably players who are happy for the change too

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Yeah, I call BS on that comment by Bo....

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Bet that makes you quite happy.

  12. NUpolo8

    LOL at landlord soliciting for money to join rivals.

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      For realz? LOL

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Sounds like Landlord

    4. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Technically, this wasn't the case, but he did have a crowdfunding campaign going, but jumped at the Rivals coupon code when someone mentioned it. Was kinda odd.

  13. NUpolo8

    Hey Youngstown st, you sure you want to hire a person like that?

  14. NUpolo8

    I usually use cremini mushrooms for my sauce,but tonight I switched them with psilocybin. Let's see if anyone notices!

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    2. tschu

      tschu

      GIGGITY

    3. NUance

      NUance

      @tschu: You are talking about food, right? lol

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      The little green man dancing a jig on my chest doesn't notice.

  15. NUpolo8

    Random CapiTalLIzerS are the new apostrophists.

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    2. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Jealousy is a terrible, terrible thing.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Caploxicans, more like caploxican'ts.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      I liKe iT!!

  16. NUpolo8

    "Man, that front office of the Sacramento Kings is sure dysfunctional and stupid."----the NY Knicks front office.

  17. NUpolo8

    "If he's not what the Heisman is about, I don't know who is". Mark Helfrich, as Mariota has his head buried in his cell phone

  18. NUpolo8

    BIG JIM SLADE is a former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, and has a wrath of whips, chains and a sexual appetite to knock your gals' socks off! Big Jim has satisfied women all over the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!

    1. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Hevenu Shalom Aleichem!

    2. HuSkeRooNz

      HuSkeRooNz

      Not that I'm interested, but NU is this from personal experience? :)

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      He is....Res Kramer, DANGER SEEKER

  19. NUpolo8

    I yelled buttf***er in the middle of the Christmas section at Walmart today.

    1. Redux

      Redux

      Wreath aisle or ornament aisle?

    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Congratulations?

    3. Junior

      Junior

      You do that everyday. This is hardly news.

  20. NUpolo8

    I'm not sure but I think I got traded to the Dodgers. But it doesn't matter because NorCal is being shot out of a water cannon.

    1. WoodyHayes1951

      WoodyHayes1951

      Got a Hanley Ramirez jersey on the cheap!

    2. admo

      admo

      I lived in LA for 3 years. Never did go up north. But Seattle, Vancouver & WYO have been vacation spots of interest for me. Never got that about Milpitas or San Fran area.

  21. NUpolo8

    WISCONSINS COACHING TO DO LIST. 1. Call Paul Chryst. 2. Call Frank Solich. 3, Cry deeply 4. Open bottle of Honeyweiss. 5. Make new list.

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      Paul Chryst is like the prettiest girl at prom. He's all that.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      Carl Pelini, calling it now

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      If they are smart they hire Addazio.

  22. NUpolo8

    (Orger)On Wisconsin!!!

    1. presidentjlh

      presidentjlh

      noooooooo

    2. admo

      admo

      please I hope not.

  23. NUpolo8

    I miss my original flight home.

    1. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      Let us know the tail number of your plane so we can track you on flightaware and make wild speculations.

  24. NUpolo8

    My flight out of the Bill Clinton Little Rock airport is delayed, making it very difficult to catch my flight to CA from the George Bush Airport back to CA. So, thanks Obama.

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Good thing you're not flying out of Ronald Regan, those planes always get confused and lost

  25. NUpolo8

    Nebraska's turnover margin in the Bo Pelini era, -33. Oregon St under Riley's in that time? +17. I mean, holy crap.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Can you imagine how much better Pelini would have been if he admitted to his mistakes and paid more attention to the small things?

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Shawn-He always pointed the thumb

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      I can't read.... I'll sit in the corner now...

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