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  1. StPaulHusker

    Nebraska basketball causes me to drink heavily.

  2. StPaulHusker

    Watched St Vincent last night. Bill Murray is straight money. And Naomi Watts as a pregnant, Russian, hooker/stripper is still hot.

  3. StPaulHusker

    Tooth extractions. I am not a fan.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Hopefully the tooth fairy is hot

    3. NUance

      NUance

      You could take a trip to China. Dentists are real cheap over there. Probably cost a few hundred bucks. But you might end up with a fake tooth made of lead, painted white.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      ^^Sounds like you speak from experience?

  4. StPaulHusker

    The Weinermobile is in the Twin Cities today handing out Weiner Whistles. You can't make this stuff up.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Hey ZRod, wanna blow my wiener whistle?

    3. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      There are lots of weinermobiles. Many of them are stationed in Madison WI. I know a dude that does marketing for OM

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Got one of my own NUance, thanks though.

  5. StPaulHusker

    So now what, Nebrasketball?

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?

       

    3. ironmike

      ironmike

      You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?

  6. StPaulHusker

    Haven't seen Huskerboard this quiet.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Looking at all of the forums, no one is talking about much.

    3. Saunders

      Saunders

      It will pick back up in 4 weeks when Spring ball starts. Happens every year.

    4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      It will pick up as soon as a member gets thrown out of a bar.

  7. StPaulHusker

    Well I survived Davenport, IA for 3 days. Off to Sioux Falls tomorrow for 2. Already tired of tradeshow season and it just started.

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Don't act like you have never been to one of these shows before.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      "How many dildos were there? I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home."

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Uh, the tradeshow doesn't start until tomorrow, Junior. So I am not sure what you were doing.

  8. StPaulHusker

    Turned the Nebraska game on just in time to see Pettaway shoot a 3 on a fast break

  9. StPaulHusker

    I'm going drinking in Davenport, IA tonight. That's all I have.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Why do you have to objectify women like that at a trade show?

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Believe me. If there were women worth objectifying at these events, I would without question.

    4. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      On a Thursday??????????

  10. StPaulHusker

    If you don't love The Clash, you are un-American.

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    2. walksalone

      walksalone

      Yeah, they're the band U2 wishes they could have been...

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      At first, I thought that said the clap.

    4. corncraze

      corncraze

      Love 'em!

  11. StPaulHusker

    So the ban hammer is putting in work today

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    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      I guess so

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I guess the shed isn't for what it used to be. Anybody wanna help me burn some books?

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Ha good analogy JJ

       

  12. StPaulHusker

    So what happened to NUPolo8, ShawnWatson, and Abdullah the Butcher?

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      I will take the ring to Mordor, er, I will make fun of his fat wife!

    3. Junior

      Junior

      You're a giver, GSG. I respect that about you.

    4. GSG

      GSG

      That's what all the ladies say too! *eyebrow waggle*

  13. StPaulHusker

    Where were you when Snowmageddon didn't happen?

  14. StPaulHusker

    So glad I forgot to record the game tonight

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      They even had a glimmer of hope with around 10 minutes to go...

  15. StPaulHusker

    I blame Moiraines dude pics in the Skin forum as the source of Malware detection.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      what happens in the skin forum stays in the skin forum. except malware, that sh#t will stay with you

  16. StPaulHusker

    John Papuchis to join UNC staff

    1. Junior

      Junior

      I saw as DB coach. Has he ever coached that position before?

    2. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      Papuchis had a three-year stint as a graduate assistant at Kansas from 2001 to 2003. In 2001, he worked with the Jayhawk secondary and then assisted with the linebackers.

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      Someone get True on this! STAT!

  17. StPaulHusker

    My kids got me sick. The little bastards.

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Boil em!

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Think I will just pass them off to their mother. Get some rest.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Good, let her take the blame for the beatings and boiling.

  18. StPaulHusker

    SCotch, Whiskey, or Beer tonight?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Whiskey

    3. Something Clever

      Something Clever

      Scotch all the way

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      One of the other ¨brilliant Mad Scientists¨ I work with wrote ¨Scott's Tape" on the chalk board for stuff we need to order

  19. StPaulHusker

    Shout out to FinBrayDullah for having the funniest Avitar and joke so far for 2015

    1. beanman

      beanman

      Which thread?

    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      The South Carolina LB transfer thread. The joke about Avery Moss.

  20. StPaulHusker

    i had no idea Bob Hope was a referee

    1. Blackshirt39

      Blackshirt39

      You mean Bob Newhart?

    2. NUance

      NUance

      He's dead, right? Which would explain some of the call.

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      NEWHART! f'd up my own joke. Smh.

  21. StPaulHusker

    So is there a reason why 2 early enrolees threads are locked and 2 aren't?

  22. StPaulHusker

    Just went to the liquor store and restocked the cabinet after all of the holiday events. My wallet says I drink alot

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Alcoholism is the #1 cause of having a great time.

    2. HANC

      HANC

      My liver and scale says I drink a lot

    3. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      ShawnWatson speaks the truth!!!

  23. StPaulHusker

    Why can't I quit you? #BOOM

  24. StPaulHusker

    Trev Alberts to the HOF

    1. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      Nice job, Vert!!!

  25. StPaulHusker

    Minneapolis public shuts down due to cold but not St Paul public. MPS IS WEAK!

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