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  1. CornHOLIO

    " Little Red Casket "

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Too soon! LOL

    2. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      The Artist Formally Known As Prince.

  2. CornHOLIO

    What do Husker Football coaches and a girl hooked on Meth have in common?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Former staff? Meth chick and Pelini are both spitters.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I think you mean swallowers.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Spitters is quitters...I blame the cat hairs

  3. CornHOLIO

    Scott Strasburger? Is the search function not working or are we avoiding the topic?

    1. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      Not sure if there is much of a topic to discuss. Sounds like a Doc who got hooked on meds, and got into trouble.

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Do you think he'll do jail time for having his young daughter with him in the hit/run? When did he stop being the NU trainer?

  4. CornHOLIO
  5. CornHOLIO

    Who knew Kenny's hands were so small?

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    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I use mine (10") to measure stuff when I forget my tape measure...Never dropped a pass during pregame warm ups, but could never convince my coach to let me play anything other than guard on offense...

    3. NUance

      NUance

      ^^ 10" hands, good. 5.3 second forty time, not good. LOL

    4. GSG

      GSG

      I measure my hands at 9.75" yesterday. Which explains why I could catch anything while drunk and playing flag football in college

  6. CornHOLIO

    Pass the Duckie on the Left hand side.

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    2. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Dutch Oven

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Double Dutch

    4. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      smoke dat tumbleweed

  7. CornHOLIO

    Bruce Jenner: Already trying to prove Women can't drive?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Ha ha!

    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Further evidence that it just might be....The Horemones

  8. CornHOLIO

    If you lose the devil gets your skoal

    1. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      So rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard

       

      Cuz Hell's brokers loose in Georgia

       

      Cuz Sd'skers wife ate all the lard

    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Deviled eggs are a gift from God

  9. CornHOLIO

    I gave birth to a 4 foot Brownsnake today!!

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    2. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      #execution

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Now if I could just remember what I ate a couple of days ago. Yesterday it was only 2 yellow peppers and 80 puny tomatos. Oh, and a piece of my 2nd attempt at making flatbread.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Wouldn't a 4 footed brown snake be a salamander?

  10. CornHOLIO
    http://www.msn.com/en-us/foodanddrink/foodnews/101-best-pizzas-in-america-2014/ss-BBgTwOU#image=2
  11. CornHOLIO

    Rex good!!! http://www.cincyjungle.com/2014-bengals-saints-week-11/2014/11/17/7234429/rex-burkhead-makes-significant-contributions-during-bengals-27-10-win

    1. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Don't go into the comments--apparently there are a few knuckleheads that hate Rex

    2. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Awesome. Come on Bengals. You gotta give Rex some more looks.

  12. CornHOLIO

    It never even occured to me to tip hotel maids. http://news.msn.com/us/envelopes-in-marriott-hotels-invite-tips-for-maids

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    2. Landlord

      Landlord

      It's my understanding that it's good custom to tip anyone that provides a specific personal service. Bartender, waiter, hairstylist, delivery person, valet, bellhops, concierge, etc.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      prostitutes..etc.

    4. Hingle McCringleberry

      Hingle McCringleberry

      I knew a maid about 20 years ago, and she asaid the same thing. Ive never done it, although I do leave my spare change behind, not worth taking to the airport etc.

  13. CornHOLIO

    Last time I buy nut huggers

    1. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      A size too small at that...Thought they'd make me feel a little sexy...Just couldn't resist the manager's special of 5 for $5...My voice seems to go up an octive every time I sit down :(

       

       

  14. CornHOLIO

    There HAS to be a way we can use this to our advantage (Mechicken under Tundra) https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/q82/s720x720/77147_10151823079876367_307554566_n.jpg

    1. FrankWheeler

      FrankWheeler

      Chicago doesn't look to go there - what is this from?

    2. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      Send more dogs and sleds please.

    3. Huskerzoo

      Huskerzoo

      I think you can actually see the snowmounds outside my house in that picture.

  15. CornHOLIO

    Congress is laughing at us now? http://beforeitsnews.com/obama-birthplace-controversy/2013/10/the-obamacare-800-line-spells-1-800-f1uckyo-2468382.html

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Just now?

    2. carlfense

      carlfense

      Ignore the 1, add a U . . . and presto. Those @#%$@ers!

       

      :P

  16. CornHOLIO

    Santa should be on the "No Fly List"? http://www.businessinsider.com/jon-stewart-megyn-kelly-santa-white-jesus-2013-12

  17. CornHOLIO

    Christmas :easier to spell than cHanukkah

    1. Junior

      Junior

      Holidays: because it's fun to annoy my dad.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Festivus is easier to spell than either.

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Festiwha? I was just gonna say Get Bent was the easiest to spell. http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-global/dims3/GLOB/resize/550x600/http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2012/05/crazy-church-signs-easier-spell-hannukah.jpg

  18. CornHOLIO

    Brian is Dead??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n2DdMxf6oA

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    2. Judoka

      Judoka

      To predictable, they'll bring him back ala Kenny in a few episodes.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Shark jump. FG show soon to follow Brian. RIP

    4. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      RIP

  19. CornHOLIO

    Dreamed I was going down on a new girlfriend last night..Turned out to be an alien with an external uterus in the shape of an equalateral triangle

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Did you wake up licking the cover of your Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon album?

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Was the triangle pointing up or down? And did it start out as a clitoris and enlarged to be the size of a 12lb. turkey? I think I know her.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      TMI, no?

  20. CornHOLIO

    Gotta Kit Kat

  21. CornHOLIO

    Maybe if I sit here really still. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2471696/Mamming-new-posing-craze-sweeping-internet.html

    1. GM_Tood

      GM_Tood

      Can't wait for #sacking

    2. tschu

      tschu

      I think an Alabama fan was already arrested for #sacking

  22. CornHOLIO

    Rare Sabertooth Cougar sighting http://www.azcentral.com/community/pinal/articles/20131020blank-from-eng.html?nclick_check=1

    1. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      I saw a sabretooth cougar in Grand Island saturday. Scared me to death.

  23. CornHOLIO

    I ain't no Hollow Back Girl!!

    1. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Does this mean I AM or am NOT a good dancer? "Like I gots no spine" These double negatives are confusing

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      You know it's hollaback (holler back) girl right? As in a booty call type girl.

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

       

  24. CornHOLIO

    Tickets to the Nebraska at Purdue game are literally going for $5-$6. How have I not planned a road trip yet...

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    2. HuskerMack

      HuskerMack

      yeah unless you want to stay about 50 miles away you are going to pay 240 a night right now.

    3. suh_fan93

      suh_fan93

      Heck I only live about 2 hours from there (Chicago). I might have to look into this.

    4. Takeitsleazy

      Takeitsleazy

      just bought 5 together...thanks for the info!

  25. CornHOLIO

    Anyone else accidently wake up to the free showing of the Liberace movie "Behind the Candelabra" on Showtime last weekend? Scarriest movie scene I've ever seen..Not that there's anything wrong with puking on an empty stomach.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Actually I think that was on HBO. I've been tempted to watch it but really leery of witnessing Matt Damon as Michael Douglas (Liberace) boy toy. Somethings probably better left unseen.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      No, but i did wake up to Broke Back Mountain on Showtime once. That was traumatizing.

    4. whateveritis1224

      whateveritis1224

      The Liberace movie was pretty good,but I can totally see why it would be a turn off.

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