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  1. Just booked in an exotic dancer.....I'm pretty sure she's given me several lap dances in the past #awkward #howyoudoin

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      might as well hook up with her...just wrap it up a few times, you'll be fine.

    3. ADS

      ADS

      Telll her you like girls with Daddy issues

    4. C N Red

      C N Red

      All I gotta say is BJ. Play it safe and get all the satisfaction. BJ!!

  2. Someone should make a gif of the Minnesota player falling face first tryin to run down his teammate after blocking a field goal lol

  3. Baylor > Nebraksa

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      If we have learned anything from college football this year it's that the transitive property does not exist in said sport.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Bears eat beets.

    4. EZ-E

      EZ-E

      Baylor likes to pass the football,,,, we are pretty good at stopping the pass..... I'd like our chances if we played.

  4. Wore my Husker Santa hat to work today. Happy Birthday fellow HB brothers!!!

    1. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Are you really a brother, or are you a cornball brother? jk Merry Christmas!

    2. huzkerbob

      huzkerbob

      Never know, you could be Eskimo brothers.

  5. Had milk and cookies this morning but left the cookie in the milk longer than expected to where it fell apart. I sat there and thought "Why do bad things happen to good people?"

    1. Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Maybe you aren't a good person....

    2. krc1995

      krc1995

      you're sheltered

  6. What if the Mayan calendar ends in 5105 and we've been holding it upside down this entire time?

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    2. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Farken' Mayans!!!

    3. EbylHusker

      EbylHusker

      You know what's great about cyclical calendars and cultures that believe in cyclical, repeating time? They don't end.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Guess I better just keep ahold of these generators and spam then. Was gonna sell'em, but not anymore.

  7. What if the Mayan calendar ends in 5105 and we've been holding it upside down this entire time?

  8. People are making apocalypse jokes likes there's no tomorrow.

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    2. onlyHskrfaninIL
    3. holvy83
    4. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      already stole that joke from quickmeme and got a shitton of likes on FB. HA!

  9. 18 children and 8 adults at the school plus the shooter killed one of his parents. Tragedies like this makes me doubt the existence of God....

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      God gives us the freedom of choice. Many people choose wrong and are just bad people.

    3. PuttinUp6

      PuttinUp6

      LandLord +1...Might even steal a quote you used...

    4. EZ-E

      EZ-E

      I already did :)

  10. I didn't want to go see Zero Dark Thirty but its getting rave reviews and some are saying its the best movie of 2012. Already up for Best Picture: Drama for Golden Globes

    1. Mike Mcdee

      Mike Mcdee

      I've been quietly excited to see this. Bigelow did a great job with The Hurt Locker

  11. Found out that my son will more than likely need surgery on his left Kidney. He's had Hydronephrosis since he was only 20 weeks in the womb

  12. Is it weird that I want a 2013 Mini Cooper Countryman Cooper S All 4???

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    2. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      no, your husband might think its weird...

    3. C N Red

      C N Red

      Bmw is german!!!???

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Mini Coopers are cool. But you better hope people don't think it's a phallic symbol.

  13. Look at Luke Kuechly 2011 stats to Te'o 2012 stats and tell me which one should have been nominated for Heisman. Te'o only got national fame because of the death of his grandma and g/f....sorry but true.

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    2. Nexus

      Nexus

      The Heisman is more than stats-driven though. Otherwise Mark Ingram shouldn't have won, since Toby Gerhart had better stats. If there's a "Hollywood story" behind a player, that helps too. It is what it is.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Yeah, Teo is horrendously overrated. He isn't even one of the best players at his position, let alone in all of CFB. Cool story, bad nominee.

    4. Apathy

      Apathy

      I agree its a great story just a horrible nominee

  14. Nebraska to play Georgia....well thats another loss...10-4 boys

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    2. Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Lyons in the Sea of Red.

      Georgia probably should have beat Bama. Overrated?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      They gave Bama a heck of a game. Not overrated. Maybe underrated if anything.

    4. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Georgia also let Bama run all over them. We should be able to move the ball just fine if Beck sticks to the run and doesn't try to impersonate Mike Leach. It's our defense that worries me.

  15. The Heat barely beat the Spurs who didn't even play their starters....BAHAHAHA

    1. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Says a lot about the depth the Spurs have on the bench. Lots of players who can play good bball.

  16. Looking for 2 maybe 3 tickets for the Dec 16th Green Bay/Bears game. Hate to spend over $150 per ticket anybody have any good suggestions other than Craigslist?

    1. Foppa

      Foppa

      Yeah...go to bothteamssuck.com

    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      In all seriousness...I think you're gonna pay big judging by how they're both doing. Good luck.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      That third ticket would be for me, right?

  17. Looking for 2 maybe 3 tickets for the Dec 16th Green Bay/Bears game. Hate to spend over $150 per ticket anybody have any good suggestions other than Craigslist?

  18. Anybody who watches TUF, what glasses does Mikey Ricci (the clean canadian) wear? Are they Ray Ban Wayfarer glasses?

    1. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Anyone who watches that show(ME) probably doesnt pay to much attention to things like that.

  19. I have one ticket to the Volleyball game tonight it's yours for $20 or best offer. PM me if you're interested.

  20. I have a ticket for the Husker/Penn State Football and Husker/Purdue Volleyball games tomorrow. I'm asking $120 for the pair and you'll be sitting by me....lucky lol. Send me a PM

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Make sure you shower, bro! lol

    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Wife weekend fell through?

       

    3. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      I think you'd have to pay me 120 for that;)

  21. Some Husker fans are mentally retarded sometimes and this really upsets me http://vmedia.rivals.com/uploads/928/1323462.mp3

  22. Wife says I should read to my son more. Alright give me a Playboy and I'll read him the articles and show him the good stuff lol

    1. NUance

      NUance

      meh. I watch cartoons with my kid every night before bed. Reading is overrated.

  23. Was the game on ESPN2 or ABC last night? I recorded the game on ESPN2 but I can't rewatch the game on my DVR

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      It was on ESPN2. Strange that you can't watch...

    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      Keep a look out on BTN for a replay. They usually replay the games in 60 minutes or so.

  24. Your mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

    1. Chaddyboxer
    2. NUance

      NUance

      Charlie Weis is NOT my mama.

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