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  1. The Dude

    Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffleball bat.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Why ya tauntin' me with your darkness?! Your evil, it's stinkin' up our streets! THE END IS NEAR!!!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

  2. The Dude

    Never thought I'd see the day when there was left over steak. Just finished up the last strip by putting it next to my fried eggs. All told, it took 9 people to take down those 6 monster T-bones.

  3. The Dude

    Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark.

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Friends punch friends in throat for listening to Endless Love, period. :)

  4. The Dude

    How much will Warren Buffett give me if I pick every game wrong?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Herpes

    3. NUance

      NUance

      lol

    4. Foppa

      Foppa

      dammit sd'sker beat me to it

  5. The Dude

    You will not make this putt, you jackass.

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    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      wanna go to the sizzler and get some grub?

    3. GSG

      GSG

      I've seen those finger-paintings you bring home and they SUCK!

    4. ADS

      ADS

      Hey! You no want breakfast?

  6. The Dude

    Thinking about leaving work early due to illness . . . tomorrow.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      sh#t. I thought tomorrow was Friday. This week has been an a-hole.

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      My abs hurt from puking yesterday

    4. hskrfan4life

      hskrfan4life

      I think I might be coming down with a cough and pink eye on friday...

  7. The Dude

    Oh no we suck again !

  8. The Dude

    NU should commission Mastodon to cover Sirius and use that as the tunnel walk music.

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Grand idea

    3. OH HSKR FAN

      OH HSKR FAN

      Mastodon is not ready for prime time. . . .

    4. walksalone

      walksalone

      good call... and then half way through Sirius, they break into "Colony"

  9. The Dude

    Glad I only watched a few episodes of True Detective so I can binge-watch the rest. dis gon b gud

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Is it worth me looking into? Also, I never hear anyone hear talk about Boardwalk Empire? In my opinion probably the greatest television series ever.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Yes. Haven't really got into Boardwalk Empire, but I've heard good things about it.

    4. 95huskers

      95huskers

      True Detective is very good. Sucks we have to wait for the next season.

  10. The Dude

    #bringthethunder

    1. NUance

      NUance

      #BRINGTHETHUNDER!

    2. KingBlank

      KingBlank

      #bringthethunder

  11. The Dude

    Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But, uh, let's keep that on the down-low. It's not exactly street legal.

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    2. liveforNU

      liveforNU

      Great movie. One of my favorites. Always appreciate your movie/tv quotes The Dude

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      "Hey Mike" wasn't even funny. But yes...it was.

    4. liveforNU

      liveforNU

      But that's like, you know, your opinion man

  12. The Dude

    Who joins the 2000 rep point club first; GSG or Accountability? Get your tuxes and speeches prepared, gentlemen. You don't want to show up to the ceremony looking like a hayseed.

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    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      i doubt either of them get there.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      I'm positive neither of them deserve to get there.

    4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Although at my current rate I'll get there after post 300,000! Yup my math seems right.

  13. The Dude

    Really looking forward to Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, you guys.

  14. The Dude

    The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.

  15. The Dude

    Old ladies love The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

  16. The Dude

    Honestly, I could go for a cheeseburger and a crack pipe.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Robert Ford is a great American hero, he built the City of Detroit on his own! How dare you sir!

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Dude, come on. You know there are people here dealing with addiction, and flippantly throwing around these terms can have profound effects on their addictions.

       

      So please, no more references to cheeseburgers, okay?

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Pepper jack Cheezeburgers.....with a healthy serving of bacon on top, right between two toasted buns.........

  17. The Dude

    To Bill Brasky!

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      He used the shroud of turin as a golf towel!

    2. GSG

      GSG

      He's a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

    3. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      He organized the merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson!

  18. The Dude

    Oh, Billy. Billy-boy, when is it you're going to find whatever it is you're looking for?

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Here's a nice piece of sh#t.

    2. liveforNU

      liveforNU

      Its poop again... He called the sh#t poop

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

  19. The Dude

    Soundgarden will release a 5-CD box set to commemorate the 20 year anniversary of Superunknown. 20 YEARS. Just thought you might want to feel old.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Maybe that was on the last tapes I bought before I got a CD player

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Great album/band, but a FIVE-CD box set seems a bit excessive.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Excessive? EXCESSIVE?! Was the fall of Soviet Russia excessive?! Was putting a man on the moon excessive?! Was Abraham Lincoln's top hat excessive?

       

      This country was founded on excessive excess.

  20. The Dude

    We don't want a good principal ! We want Mr. Clark !

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      +1

    2. teachercd

      teachercd

      Ha!

  21. The Dude

    motherofgod.gif -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCeIgt7hMs

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Awesome! If he can rap then I can.

  22. The Dude

    Go team.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Let's settle down that excitement, partner.

  23. The Dude

    Matt Foley skit featuring Bob Odenkirk, Tim Meadows, and of course, Chris Farley -- three years before it debuted on SNL. -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFVsRmgB-5M#t=180

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Loved that skit on SNL. Knew it came from Second City but I had no idea they changed it so little.

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      The timestamp was incidental. Still good timing.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Love Farley, his stuff will always be funny even if I've seen it a thousand times.

  24. The Dude

    On my days off I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that.

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    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Put Buffalo Trace bourbon in flask. Put flask in golf bag. Profit.

    3. KingBlank

      KingBlank

      I don't think many get the reference

    4. KingBlank

      KingBlank

      I don't think many get the reference

  25. The Dude

    So tell me, when you took the practice Scholastic Aptitude Test did you know the answers or did you guess? You rely on a lot of gimmicks to amuse your fans and act all urban to jack-up your sound-scan. What's the matter with you? How come you rhyme monosyllabically? Is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary? Your style's like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a weekly basis. Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation. You look like Snuff...

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      ...aluffagus and Australopithecus.

      Me Cray, you abacus.

      But enough about you, let's talk about me

      And how single-handedly I redefined the science of radio astronomy,

      making Nobel prize winners question their notions of reality.

      Oh, but I digress… you play sorry, I play chess.

      King's pawn to b3, checkmate, go get some Percasets.

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