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  1. Minnesota_husker

    Back from my honeymoon.. The free booze and buffet have ruined me... Wooftah. Good times! Has anyone seen my balls?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Someone saw your balls during the past few days. Hopefully nobody from here though.

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      They're in her purse. Permanently.

  2. Minnesota_husker

    I bitched about UPS on twitter and got a response.. made fun of Cox and DirectTV tried to get me a deal... What have i learned?-- I bitch a lot.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      Attaboy

    2. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Niiiice! Lol Does this work with Sprint???

  3. Minnesota_husker

    The 3 blondes who ran on the field at the CWS should have split up earlier... It was a rookie attempt at best.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      It's not there, sd'sker! WTAF?

    3. GSG

      GSG

      There has to be a video right?

    4. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      sorry, i saw another outlet on twitter post it. not sure if it was a link to the same vine or something else.

  4. Minnesota_husker

    Made it through my Bachelor Party.. now about a month till i get married.

    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Congrats!

    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Thanks for the invite, jerk!

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Best of luck on your impending nuptials.

  5. Minnesota_husker

    Everytime i click on a topic, the web-page gets all messed up. Anyone dealing with this?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      You use Google Chrome, don't you? Try hitting CNTL-F5 to reset the screen when it goofs up.

    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Yep. I've had the same problem using google chrome. It only started happening recently though. I've always used google chrome.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Do you watch an abnormal amount of midget porn? Cause it could be that.

  6. Minnesota_husker

    CHAEL P. CHAEL P. CHAEL P. CHAEL P.-- UFC FANS AROUND THE WORLD ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO SEE CHAEL P. SONNEN ONE MORE TIME!

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Wait, I'll start cheering when I get my glitter shirt and pants with extra crosses and buttons on.

    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Maybe if he'd shut up long enough to fight, he could win. But I hope he does.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Chael talked a bit too much then looked completely outmatched last time I saw him. Less talky talky, more walky, walky.

  7. Minnesota_husker

    Coached my first little league game today... We lost... I blame my players... All their fault.

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    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Needless to say i cut half the team.

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Lack of execution.

    4. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Also, its not their fault you didn't run the "Annexation of Puerto Rico"

  8. Minnesota_husker

    The jokes I am making thanks to the Spelling Bee only get better as I drink more beer... Seriously, Samantha Ponder is covering this?

    1. tschu

      tschu

      I'm Pondering that personnel decision

  9. Minnesota_husker

    Surprising my buddy and meeting him at a Royals game tomorrow. Trying to decide what is best for my money: Loge for $40 or Outfield box(right field) for $32 or Dugout Plaza for $45/a piece.. Advice?

    1. iamthenorm

      iamthenorm

      Try stubhub? That's where I get all my baseball tickets. Kauffman is a beautiful stadium. I'm sure whatever you pick will be a nice seat. Maybe cheaper seats and spend that money on beer.

  10. Minnesota_husker

    I created two threads on the same thing on accident... Knappy-slappy told me I could get creative with one... I am thinking about agreeing to do stupid things in turn for rep points.... 1,000,000 rep points and i get a Huskerboard tattoo.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      ...on your face!

    2. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      999,721 away! lol

  11. Minnesota_husker

    9 weeks away from getting married-- to those who will tell me I still have time to back out-- you havent met my fiance.. she would be the one who would gain from ending it early...

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    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      I answer all questions with "Yes... i like those"

    3. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      It's about the same my friend. If she doesn't end up liking something, and god knows she'll find something, it becomes your fault for not giving your opinion. Also never bring up that she was the one that chose everything or your ass is in even more trouble.

       

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Just don't do this: http://thechive.com/2013/05/20/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-192/monday-dar-30-16/

  12. Minnesota_husker

    We need a good ole' fashioned game or something.. We need something like the hotchick draft.. something to liven this place up... Ideas below:

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Here's a game: A thread called "Push the Envelope." People keep posting things in it that push the envelope of HB rules. Until someone gets banned, at which time the game ends.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      ^^It's sort of like a message board Russian Roulette.

    4. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      I like it... Create it-- I will win the game on post 3

  13. Minnesota_husker

    Meanwhile... In russia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uLcC4RJAGwU

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Hater...

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      Hockey rules. How old are those kids?

    4. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      like 12ish i think.

  14. Minnesota_husker

    I ran a mile.... And that was where things went terribly wrong.

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    2. da skers

      da skers

      I hope you crapped yourself like that Lady on the not so great moments in sports.

       

    3. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      The Dude wins the award for closest... I also would have accepted "Passed out"

       

    4. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      Is that when you finally remembered that you should have put some clothes on?

  15. Minnesota_husker

    Sai Tummala picks Arizona State over Nebraska.

    1. HuskerinHouston

      HuskerinHouston

      sucks!

    2. NUance

      NUance

      meh. We didn't want him anyway.

       

       

       

      J/K. Yeah, that sucks.

    3. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      *Cue Mark Cuban "F@#k" gif

  16. Minnesota_husker

    Apparently some Huskerboard person recognized my "save the date" on a friends fridge from my picture that was on here.... Dont know who... #CELEBRITY

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Haha...you have a "save the date" haha.....hahaha

  17. Minnesota_husker

    Now that we caught this punk... Lets forget his name and remember the names that matter: Krystle Campbell, Martin Richard, Lu Lingzi, and Sean Collier. My god look over all four of you.... You and your families are in my prayers.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      White hat, big nose and a scrawny little pissant.

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Let's not forget the surviving victims either.

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      It greatly helps that I can't even begin to pronounce the Borat Brother's names...

  18. Minnesota_husker

    Watching the Boston fans sing the National Anthem, made me so proud. This is what makes America great.. You cant stop us.. you cant scare us.. We will stand up to terror(external or internal)

    1. Skull&Bones

      Skull&Bones

      Amen brother Minnesota. Let's hunt them down like a pack of hungry wolves.

       

    2. walksalone

      walksalone

  19. Minnesota_husker

    I spent 2 hours reading a thread form an MMA board last night that had me dying from laughter... Basically a guy randomly got texted froma number, and just started messing with him.... OG

    1. ADS

      ADS

      Is it the guy from Florida? Who has a prior recrod?

    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      yup--jacob something or another.

  20. Minnesota_husker

    SEAT CHECK MIKE RICE FOR MY DODGEBALL TEAM!

  21. Minnesota_husker

    If you love the NFL draft, this site is really cool. Basically it lets you control one team and draft and trade as them... kind of fun! http://www.first-pick.com/ You do have to register tho.

    1. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      It looks like a setup to get my personal information... if it asks for my mother's maiden name, I am not proceeding :) Lol. I am going to look at this tomorrow at work, so I can get paid to do it.

    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      Ya, I didnt like to register.. but it was kind of cool. And you can put in a fake email.. they dont make you confirm or anything.

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Went to go do this, and its blocked at work lol. /Fail

       

      Looks like I will try it out at home lol

  22. Minnesota_husker

    We get it.. it is April Fools day... will you quit posting crap about injuries and commitments...

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      grumpy gills

    2. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      Should've seen the mass hysteria from my facebook friends when I announced I was moving back to Nebraska

  23. Minnesota_husker

    I like Hedley... I know some dont, but I enjoy his presence.

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    2. walksalone

      walksalone

      WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?!??!?

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Jack in the Box. A double. Two tacos. Money.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Minnesotahusker cant come to my birthday anymore.

  24. Minnesota_husker

    Gunner Kiel is transferring... so who wants to make a thread saying he should come to Nebraska? ahahahah

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      So he will most likely go to an FCS school so he won't have to sit out and waste a year of eligibility

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, the people advising him must be idiots. Say what you will about ND, but it'd be a good place to play football at. And get a degree from.

    4. Judoka

      Judoka

      I'm sure Bielema and Arkansas would love to have him.

  25. Minnesota_husker

    121 posts from 3,000... I feel like I need a countdown or something.. Historic moment.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Do they still give out the cash award for hitting 3,000?

    2. tschu

      tschu

      I blew by mine accidentally. I think drunk at 3 in the morning. Whoops.

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