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  1. I may have 4 tix for sale to the Michigan game from the Vedral family. Problem is, I don't know what section they're in. I am told they're around the 50 on East stadium and are really good seats. Anyone interested?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Beanman....you good fellow, could you PM the price for the tix please, I am interested.

    3. Apathy

      Apathy

      PM me the price too

    4. DefensiveLineU
  2. I think Jordan Burroughs is on Jay Leno tonight after Kelsey Grammar

  3. I'll be canoeing in the Boundary Waters during our first game. Hopefully I don't come out to find out we lost.

  4. I used to think there was no hope for humanity, but then a magical thing happened in London. The Spice Girls reunited. And all is right again with the world.

  5. Marc Gasol is a spaz.

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      US Mens basketball is playing individualistic instead of as a team. Too many "Hey I'm best!" players out to prove make themselves look good. If they lose, it will be because of that, not because the other team out played them

    2. beanman

      beanman

      I agree, they were lucky to come out with a W today. Gasol is still a spaz.

    1. teachercd

      teachercd

      PSU fans wanted "the truth" guess what, the more they bitch about law suits and stuff like that, the more dirt is going to be uncovered.

    2. Decked

      Decked

      Death, death, death! Would they reopen and put on more charges to PSU?

  6. Looks like you guys will have a high temp in the 70s next Saturday. You going to break out the winter coats for that?

  7. Is there anywhere other than NBC to watch the volleyball match online?

  8. Beanman's left ball stitches reopened and now I have an oozy little hole there.

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Take a salt tablet.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Hard to get a bj from the wife with that pus-filled gauze hanging off your junk.

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      A good women would still do it.

  9. US gymnastics a minute away from securing the gold! Whoo!

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Suck it, China!

    2. Decked
  10. What time is the volleyball game on?

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      First set to the Americans, 25-18. Woot!

       

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Word on Twitter is that Kobe is at the VB match.

    4. HANC

      HANC

      They showed Kobe in stands....he mouthed WOW after a smash kill by USA... We won first 2 sets, but dropped third.. ahead 2-1

  11. The content filter at work won't let me access the nbc olympics page? WTF?

    1. The Maudfather

      The Maudfather

      What kind of content filter do you have?

    2. csueper

      csueper

      the roman numerals for the games is XXX

    3. beanman

      beanman

      I have no idea what is being used. Wanted to check in on the volleyball match...

  12. In 9 days since my vasectomy I've managed to gain 6 lbs. In related news, I have 4 bags of slightly used peas for sale.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      That six pounds you gained -- that's not a huge sperm build-up is it?

    3. da skers

      da skers

      Nothing is as scary as that first orgasm after the big snip. I thought it would probably feel like a huge vacuum pulling my a-hole out of my throck with one giant thrust.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      @Nuance. Nope. I've got a few out of the way already. It's mostly from laying on the couch and eating all day.

  13. What happened to Phelps?

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    2. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      I think he's finding out that he actually needs to perform to win this time around. He just seems like he thinks it should be handed to him so far.

       

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      I wonder if he'll be wearing all his medals from 2008 when he gives me my Big Mac meal at the drive-thru.

    4. austinhusker

      austinhusker

      How did he waste his talent?? He won 8 gold medals in 2008....

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    2. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      They are in the SEC now, just a matter of time.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      Well...no way are they gonna win in the SEC without cheating.

    4. Excel

      Excel

      NC State got a bowl ban for basketball?

  14. Bored out of my mind laying on the couch for the past 26 hours.

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    2. Excel

      Excel

      How does it feel?

    3. beanman

      beanman

      I really have no pain at all. Just trying to take it easy because it seems most I've talked to who had issues was a result of feeling too good and doing something stupid.

    4. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      Like have sex?

  15. 1 hour from my vasectomy. Pray for my balls.

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    2. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      I move we make a motion to change beanman's name to "numbnuts". Do we a second?

       

      Seriously...good luck.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      da skers do you have any scientific articles stating that a 2 bj per week minimum is required? That would come in handy.

    4. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      It is in a medical book wrote by Peter Grabbins. He was a VERY good doctor and scholar

  16. Should you be concerned if the little general turns the color of a dead night crawler when you run 3 miles?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Don't worry, I thought about Shawn Watson and got the blood flowing back so it's all good now.

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      Dudeeeee....what?

    4. Chaddyboxer
  17. 97 Nebraska vs. 94 Nebraska - who wins?

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      94 with Frazier or without? Is 97 the Missouri/Central Florida game team or the Tennessee/Oklahoma game team? Too many factors, hence is undecided.

    3. CornHOLIO
    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      71 Nebraska

  18. Watching these old games makes me depressed. Position by position far superior to what we have now, except at placekicker.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Don't recall ever telling anyone on this site that I told them so after we lost. Just wish we had some horses like we used to on the team so I could believe that we had a chance at a title. Better to have reasonable expectations than to be disappointed..

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      I understand that...and I've got questions, especially on D...but I'd rather see it played out on the field before getting to 'Eeyore' about things! Hopefully no one in Husker Nation is too disappointed this season.

    4. Foppa
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