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Sequence of Events After A Loss


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1. Official Gameday Thread Exceeds 30+ pages

2. Blame T-Mart's Throwing Motion (regardless of reason for loss)

3. Start at least 4 "Fire Bo" threads

4. Add at least 2 people to DoucheBag Hall of Fame

5. Add Ponies

6. Start at least half dozen nonsensical threads

7. Have at least 2 or 3 posters come back for an "I told you so"

8. Gif bomb said nonsensical threads

9. Issue at least half a dozen warnings for "personal attacks"

 

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Six is my favorite.

 

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

 

"I think we should have won that game"

 

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

 

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

 

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.

 

So you have to have over 100 posts to be an expert or have a profound opinion? Just asking.

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Six is my favorite.

 

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

 

"I think we should have won that game"

 

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

 

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

 

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.

 

So you have to have over 100 posts to be an expert or have a profound opinion? Just asking.

 

I believe that is true....

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Six is my favorite.

 

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

 

"I think we should have won that game"

 

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

 

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

 

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.

 

So you have to have over 100 posts to be an expert or have a profound opinion? Just asking.

 

An expert with a profound opinion? Ha ha! People with OVER a 100 posts say even stupider things. :lol:

 

 

 

 

/I guess I can only really speak for myself though.

//And is "stupider" even a word? lol

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So you have to have over 100 posts to be an expert or have a profound opinion? Just asking.

No, not necessarily. But there's a definite correlation between joining an internet message board right after a loss and coming across as a spastic misfit.

 

showing up after the barn is on fire with an "I told you so"

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Six is my favorite.

 

It's amazing how many experts (usually with less than 100 posts) chime in with their profoundly inspired opinions.

 

"I think we should have won that game"

 

"We would have had more rushing yards if we ran the ball better."

 

"The Defense can improve by tackling and executing better."

 

The pissing matches about who's the bigger fan are always fun too.

 

Post count = Intelligence?

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