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Aunt receives zero damages from suit over nephew's wrist-breaking hug

 

 

The aunt, who was seeking $127,000 in damages, told the court that she had found it “difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate” at a recent party.

 

The jury members reportedly took just 25 minutes to come to their decision, according to the New York Daily News.

 

 

She should have to pay all lawyers, judges, jurors and anyone else involved for their time, for wasting everyone's time. Maybe that would put an end to stupid lawsuits.

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Meanwhile in Kansas...

 

The deputy learned that the owner had been burning garbage in the field and accidentally let the fire get out of control. In an attempt to put the fire out, he drove his van back and forth over the flames.

 

This made matters worse, as the tires of the van caught fire. Realizing that the van was loaded with firearms ammunition and a full tank of gas, the driver evacuated the area for safety.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article39003903.html#storylink=cpy
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Meanwhile in Kansas...

 

The deputy learned that the owner had been burning garbage in the field and accidentally let the fire get out of control. In an attempt to put the fire out, he drove his van back and forth over the flames.

 

This made matters worse, as the tires of the van caught fire. Realizing that the van was loaded with firearms ammunition and a full tank of gas, the driver evacuated the area for safety.

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article39003903.html#storylink=cpy

 

Dumbass.jpg

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What in the...

http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/

 

That poor, poor, man

 

 

Shocked, and also frightened for his safety due to the fact that Johnson is a “big girl,” the 140 pound security guard said he ran out until police arrived. When they did, female officers entered the restroom with Johnson still “putting in work with the sausage.” All in all, it took 7 police officers to restrain Johnson and pry the victimized sausage out of the woman’s hands.

 

- See more at: http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/#sthash.9ZJX2Z4A.dpuf

 

Ha ha! NO THANKS!

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