knapplc Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Oh, The Onion. You never fail to entertain. NCAA Investigating God For Giving Gifts To AthletesINDIANAPOLIS—Amid a new scandal that many are already calling the most damaging in the history of collegiate sports, the NCAA announced Tuesday that it has launched an investigation into God, Divine Creator of Heaven and Earth, for allegedly giving gifts to student-athletes.Reports indicated that over the past several decades, the Almighty has provided hundreds of players from high-profile Division I football and basketball programs with abundant natural speed, strength, and agility, and both the universities and the players themselves are now said to be facing heavy sanctions and punishments.“We take these allegations incredibly seriously and are doing everything in our power to determine the precise nature of God’s relationship with these college athletes,” said NCAA president Mark Emmert. “There is mounting evidence that the Lord—in blatant violation of NCAA rules and regulations—bestowed upon these players special and innate athletic abilities that other students never received.” 2 Quote Link to comment
Mavric Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 For you young'ens ...... Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 I have :1000 :1000 :1000 :1000 :1000 :1000 :1000 :1000 !!! Quote Link to comment
suh_fan93 Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Pearl Jam donates $300,000 to Flint water crisis Quote Link to comment
Red Dead Redemption Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 Owner lets her dog out to go pee... ...the dog wanders away into a half-marathon... ... and ends up winning 7th place! http://www.runnersworld.com/running-with-dogs/hound-bandits-half-marathon-in-alabama 3 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted January 26, 2016 Author Share Posted January 26, 2016 Someone hoaxed Ask Amy with ‘Seinfeld’ plot The Washington Post POSTED: TUESDAY, JANUARY 26, 2016 1:00 AM A person writing under the name “Feeling Foolish” asked her how to handle a situation involving a “famous local sports figure” he met in his gym locker room, who then goes on to date his ex-girlfriend. Yes, this is basically the plot to Seinfeld’s “The Boyfriend” (parts one and two), starring baseball player Keith Hernandez. LINK That Keith Hernandez, he's no friend. He's just an opportunist who keeps asking you for stuff.. Quote Link to comment
suh_fan93 Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Oregon State construction crew unearths 10,000-year-old bones Prehistoric bones believed to have belonged to a mammoth have been unearthed during construction at Oregon State's football stadium. 1 Quote Link to comment
Red Dead Redemption Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Fun fact: Mammoths walked the earth at the same time the great pyramids in Egypt were being built 1 Quote Link to comment
Stumpy1 Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I have nothing to add. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted January 28, 2016 Share Posted January 28, 2016 I have nothing to add. :lame :lame Quote Link to comment
suh_fan93 Posted January 29, 2016 Share Posted January 29, 2016 Aretha Franklin donating hotel stays, food to Flint residents Quote Link to comment
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