Huskerboard FEATS OF STRENGTH

[Ratt Mhule]

Devnet punched me, and I did not die.

 

 

We all know you can't survive that sh#t

[Redux]

I once successfully turned heel in front of an entire message board.

 

I turned heel by attacking my tag team partner from behind in front of a crowd of AT LEAST 6 or 7 people

[Redux]

I picked up a 7-10 split by throwing one ball slow and quickly grabbing another and launching it down the lane.

[BigRedBuster]

Note to self.....

 

Never eat ice cream at Beanman's house.

[QMany]

My roommates still tell a story about me from one fateful night in college, since I don't remember much/any of it.

 

It was a Wednesday night. We had a college basketball game that ended at 8:30 or so, because we probably got blown out of our own gym. Some teammates, my roommates, and myself hustled to the local watering hole to catch the rest of the Duke/UNC game. Just our luck, they had $1 Margaritas and $3 pitchers. A sh*t show commenced. After hopping to another bar, I took home recently single (that night) dime. Post-coitus, I remember I have a presentation in the morning in front of the scariest Professor in the Business School. I proceed to snort the interior contents of an Adderall XR and write a 8-10 page paper on Keynesian Economics. I presented at 9:30 AM, asked if there were any questions, walked out of the room, and threw up in the hall.

 

I got an A-

[ADS]

My roommates still tell a story about me from one fateful night in college, since I don't remember much/any of it.

 

It was a Wednesday night. We had a college basketball game that ended at 8:30 or so, because we probably got blown out of our own gym. Some teammates, my roommates, and myself hustled to the local watering hole to catch the rest of the Duke/UNC game. Just our luck, they had $1 Margaritas and $3 pitchers. A sh*t show commenced. After hopping to another bar, I took home recently single (that night) dime. Post-coitus, I remember I have a presentation in the morning in front of the scariest Professor in the Business School. I proceed to snort the interior contents of an Adderall XR and write a 8-10 page paper on Keynesian Economics. I presented at 9:30 AM, asked if there were any questions, walked out of the room, and threw up in the hall.

 

I can an A-

Are you Tucker Max?

[QMany]

Are you Tucker Max?

I felt like it after that night.

 

I paid for it the next 36 hours.

[Junior]

I once put lotion on Junior's back without drinking any alcohol.

 

True story.

[Junior]

Note to self.....

 

Never eat ice cream at Beanman's house.

 

Don't eat anything from a skillet either.

 

Beanman also burned his johnson on the stove once. Thankfully, I wasn't home for that. What I can't remember is if that was the night his now wife and I took him to the emergency room... or if that was for a different genitalia related injury.

[QMany]

My second FEAT OF STRENGTH is that I could throw an orange on top of Harper dormitory, a ten story building. I did it a dozen times or so while at UNL. Those are my FEATS OF STRENGTH.

Sitting on the 11th floor, looking out my window, I am now intrigued ...

[74Hunter]

I haven't puked from drinking since 2001.

 

My best friend and I once split 7 pitchers of elk creeks from Sandys prior to a game a few years back. Made it through the entire game, and made it to the go go joint afterward.

[sd'sker]

i once used an entire tube of chapstick.

[The Dude]

Did a beer bong that held a 6er. I don't recommend it. Thought my stomach was ruptured.

[Count 'Bility]

Me and a friend were sitting outside another friends house waiting for them to get home. He pulls the bottles out of the bag, and says "let's play a little game. We go for a drive and everytime we turn, we take a sip". Why in the hell we just ended up driving around the section for the next hour, I have no idea. Went to the party drunk. Dont remember leaving. No feat of strength here. Just wanted to share. That night I got more ridiculously intoxicated than I have ever been and the next day and half was just inordinarily sickening. It pretty much ending my "drinking habit". I was 19. I am now 30 and can probably count on one hand the number of times I've drank even close to that much in one night. I am scared of the next day's hell.

 

Not a feat of strength, but I wanted to share since this seems to be turning towards a drunken discussion.

[The Dude]

I once successfully turned heel in front of an entire message board.

Best heel turn since Hogan leg dropped Savage.