broganreynik Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Yeah, so there is a bunch of brown, dried-out corn stalks on either side of the field during football season? That would look great!!!! Let me guess, the Colorado guy would prefer marijuana stalks? That's a logical leap. Quote Link to comment
Count 'Bility Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 f#*k ethanol. Burn oil. Eat steak. Quote Link to comment
schriznoeder Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 Rather that live corn plants, how about replacing the existing chain link fence with something like this? 1 Quote Link to comment
Scratchtown Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 I say we come out in overalls for warmups Quote Link to comment
theknife Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 As long as we rotate in soy and alfalfa to promote better yields as the years go by. 1 Quote Link to comment
theknife Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 We can shop out the advertising rights to Monsanto or Whole Foods! Get some more income for the team via a bidding war!!! Quote Link to comment
Bowfin Posted April 20, 2016 Share Posted April 20, 2016 So what if the corn turns brown and the ears drop? That's when it turns into money! Every time someone scores a touchdown, the player can pick an ear and throw it into the stands...just don't shuck it first, so it has some cushioning husk. I do like that fence of schriznoeder's though...maybe have both the fence and the corn. If Texas can drag that poor excuse of a mangy beef cow out to the game for decades, we can do corn. Quote Link to comment
commando Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 i can picture the guy with the wiener schlinger crouching in the corn like a sniper stalking his prey. the gun barrel pokes out from the stalks and suddenly splatt!!!....someone gets hit by a hot dog. 1 Quote Link to comment
grandpasknee Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Maybe we can have a center pivot at the 50 yard line too. That right there made me laugh. Quote Link to comment
The Dude Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Yeah, so there is a bunch of brown, dried-out corn stalks on either side of the field during football season? That would look great!!!! Let me guess, the Colorado guy would prefer marijuana stalks? 1 Quote Link to comment
Redux Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 I think Travis Tritt wrote a song about this Quote Link to comment
C N Red Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Couldnt wait to hear the bitching about not being able to see from lower rows. Hard to see over 6' players let alone rows of corn 7-8+ feet high. 1 Quote Link to comment
shyndy Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 we aren't the nebraska corn, we're the corn huskers, so obviously they should have herby drive onto the field in a combine. Quote Link to comment
Red Dead Redemption Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 Rather that live corn plants, how about replacing the existing chain link fence with something like this? YESSSS! I could get behind that! Oh, sorry. I thought you were referring to your avatar. nm. Quote Link to comment
Scratchtown Posted April 21, 2016 Share Posted April 21, 2016 we aren't the nebraska corn, we're the corn huskers, so obviously they should have herby drive onto the field in a combine. Now there's an idea I would like. Get a international combine and paint it up with some Husker gear. It can be the "Big Red Machine"!! Quote Link to comment
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