A story of a man named Knapp. As told by Huskerboard

[JJ Husker]

...Secretary of the Posterior, a cabinet position he was obviously qualified for considering he still had those 2 crayons and the roll of duct tape in the pockets of his sheans. Unfortunately....

[knapplc]

...due to all of the beans he ingested, he farted so hard he flew to the moon where he met...

[Army_Allen]

The creator of the Truman Show. He told him he had been watched his whole life by...

[Stumpy1]

Charlie Sheen...It was a great upbringing and he learned a lot from Ole Uncle Charlie.He learned...

[Scratchtown]

Charlie Sheen...It was a great upbringing and he learned a lot from Ole Uncle Charlie.He learned...

That when you pee into a stiff wind you....

[huKSer]

giggle to yourself about the word "stiff". Anyway, Knapp then....

[Scratchtown]

decided to munch on some of those cheetos he had been carrying around and thought......

[DrunkOffPunch]

...boy, sure is lonely on the moon without internet, so....

[C N Red]

he took a bite out of the moon only to realize it actually wasnt cheese. He felt very disappointed that his friend Rip Van Winkle lied to him about it being a sharp cheddar. So,....

[NUance]

...as Knapp groggily opened his eyes to the morning light, he turned to his wife to tell her about the bizarre dream he'd had about going to the moon. WTF! This wasn't his bedroom!! And this woman certainly wasn't his wife!!! How did he get into this camper anyway? And why was the circus bearded lady lying next to him wearing only his tee shirt?? Ahhhh, it slowly came back to him. He had been tailgating the morning before at a Huskerboard tailgate function, and ...

[NM11046]

he was drinking these things called Elk Creeks' and somebody gave him a brownie.