Notre Dame Joe Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 How long until the midseason firings happen mid-game? Quote Link to comment
admo Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 21 hours ago, suh_fan93 said: Sad He's done so much with and for the program and the community. He's a lifer. Torn because of it, but a fresh face might be needed indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment
admo Posted November 1, 2021 Share Posted November 1, 2021 6 hours ago, suh_fan93 said: Damn But is it an official sellout? 1 Quote Link to comment
Lorewarn Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 So Texas' special teams coordinator apparently.... Left his wife and four children when at Alabama to hook up with a pole dancing stripper who's name is Pole Assassin (or, per her insta, Pole-a$$-a$$-In). The stripper followed him to Austin, wife left behind. The stripper also has a monkey, a claimed emotional support monkey, but also one that she uses in her routines. Said monkey apparently bit a kid on Halloween. On second thought, maybe we don't need a special teams coordinator... 1 Quote Link to comment
Notre Dame Joe Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 17 hours ago, suh_fan93 said: Damn Most fairweather fans of any blue blood. Probably the only program where you can be a blue blood and be ignored for large periods of time. 25 minutes ago, Lorewarn said: So Texas' special teams coordinator apparently.... Left his wife and four children when at Alabama to hook up with a pole dancing stripper who's name is Pole Assassin (or, per her insta, Pole-a$$-a$$-In). The stripper followed him to Austin, wife left behind. The stripper also has a monkey, a claimed emotional support monkey, but also one that she uses in her routines. Said monkey apparently bit a kid on Halloween. On second thought, maybe we don't need a special teams coordinator... That's a situation for the special bus. Quote Link to comment
jaws Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 6 hours ago, Lorewarn said: So Texas' special teams coordinator apparently.... Left his wife and four children when at Alabama to hook up with a pole dancing stripper who's name is Pole Assassin (or, per her insta, Pole-a$$-a$$-In). The stripper followed him to Austin, wife left behind. The stripper also has a monkey, a claimed emotional support monkey, but also one that she uses in her routines. Said monkey apparently bit a kid on Halloween. On second thought, maybe we don't need a special teams coordinator... I thought they fired Tom Herman. Quote Link to comment
suh_fan93 Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share Posted November 5, 2021 I heard about this monkey story a few days ago but didn't know there was more to it regarding Texas special teams coach Jeff Banks. This story is 100% Texas. 1 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted November 5, 2021 Share Posted November 5, 2021 ^^^ I read something yesterday where he (the special teams coach) was basically putting all the blame on the kid. Something like "the victim did not have permission to be near the monkey" or something. Pretty wild a$$ story though 1 Quote Link to comment
desertshox Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 think i heard it on todd n tyler, and iirc they attributed the comment to her. she said "all the other kids followed the rules, get candy then leave." they are taking no responsibility at all. 1 Quote Link to comment
admo Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 Purdue beat Michigan State 40-29 Their QB had 536 yards passing Illinois beat Minnesota 14-6 1 1 Quote Link to comment
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