teachercd Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Just now, knapplc said: We need to write this for Hallmark channel. My friend would watch the heck out of this show. All it needs is a fun name! Home for the Holidays All I want for Christmas... 1 Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, teachercd said: Oh my god! YES! No, that's her line in the non-Hallmark version. 1 1 1 Link to comment
teachercd Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Just now, BigRedBuster said: No, that's her line in the non-Hallmark version. Hallmark at night. 2 Link to comment
admo Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 lmbo this is a hallmark movie plot, most definitely Link to comment
Guy Chamberlin Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 3 hours ago, teachercd said: All it needs is a fun name! Home for the Holidays All I want for Christmas... They sell candles, right? The Christmas Flame Saint Wick Hot Wax Vixen 4 Link to comment
admo Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Guy Chamberlin said: They sell candles, right? The Christmas Flame Saint Wick Hot Wax Vixen I kinda like Hot Wax Vixen... I'd watch it! Hallmark After Hours... Now on Skinemark...Where there is always a Happy Ending 2 Link to comment
JJ Husker Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 OMG. I am so thankful I am not the only one getting stuck watching Hallmark Christmas movies by my wife. Every thing that was posted is so spot on. This is hilarious. Link to comment
Guy Chamberlin Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Seriously. Would you watch a Hallmark Christmas movie that segues seamlessly in and out of hard core porn, with everyone remaining in character? I would. Kid comes home from the big city to spend Christmas with his widowed dad, only to find out dad has met a new "special angel" and wants to remarry. Dad and his new fiance' desperately want the son's approval. But no amount of tinsel, eggnog, wreaths and caroling seem to work, as son refuses to let his would-be step mom into his heart. Then on Christmas Eve dad gets sick, and it's up to the son and Krystal to decorate the orphanage by themselves. And that leads to an all-night f#&%-fest of epic proportions, ending on all fours in the makeshift manger. I'm calling it "Deck My Balls" but I think we can do better. 2 Link to comment
knapplc Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 21 hours ago, teachercd said: Hallmark at night. Hallmark After Dark 1 Link to comment
BigRedBuster Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 22 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said: Seriously. Would you watch a Hallmark Christmas movie that segues seamlessly in and out of hard core porn, with everyone remaining in character? I would. Kid comes home from the big city to spend Christmas with his widowed dad, only to find out dad has met a new "special angel" and wants to remarry. Dad and his new fiance' desperately want the son's approval. But no amount of tinsel, eggnog, wreaths and caroling seem to work, as son refuses to let his would-be step mom into his heart. Then on Christmas Eve dad gets sick, and it's up to the son and Krystal to decorate the orphanage by themselves. And that leads to an all-night f#&%-fest of epic proportions, ending on all fours in the makeshift manger. I'm calling it "Deck My Balls" but I think we can do better. Oh...hell yes. Link to comment
knapplc Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 22 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said: Seriously. Would you watch a Hallmark Christmas movie that segues seamlessly in and out of hard core porn, with everyone remaining in character? I would. Kid comes home from the big city to spend Christmas with his widowed dad, only to find out dad has met a new "special angel" and wants to remarry. Dad and his new fiance' desperately want the son's approval. But no amount of tinsel, eggnog, wreaths and caroling seem to work, as son refuses to let his would-be step mom into his heart. Then on Christmas Eve dad gets sick, and it's up to the son and Krystal to decorate the orphanage by themselves. And that leads to an all-night f#&%-fest of epic proportions, ending on all fours in the makeshift manger. I'm calling it "Deck My Balls" but I think we can do better. I was going to ask about this and then got distracted with the rural voter thing in the other thread. The adult film industry parodies movies all the time. Do they have any Hallmark parodies? Link to comment
RedDenver Posted January 6, 2022 Author Share Posted January 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, knapplc said: Hallmark After Dark Halldark Link to comment
teachercd Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 26 minutes ago, Guy Chamberlin said: Seriously. Would you watch a Hallmark Christmas movie that segues seamlessly in and out of hard core porn, with everyone remaining in character? I would. Kid comes home from the big city to spend Christmas with his widowed dad, only to find out dad has met a new "special angel" and wants to remarry. Dad and his new fiance' desperately want the son's approval. But no amount of tinsel, eggnog, wreaths and caroling seem to work, as son refuses to let his would-be step mom into his heart. Then on Christmas Eve dad gets sick, and it's up to the son and Krystal to decorate the orphanage by themselves. And that leads to an all-night f#&%-fest of epic proportions, ending on all fours in the makeshift manger. I'm calling it "Deck My Balls" but I think we can do better. I would watch the hell out of that! I woould have soooo many ruined socks! 1 Link to comment
knapplc Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 When the lights go out, candles aren't the only thing that's getting lit. Link to comment
teachercd Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 19 minutes ago, knapplc said: When the lights go out, candles aren't the only thing that's getting lit. This...Yes! Link to comment
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