Official Iowa Sucks Thread

[Crusader Husker]

We need to crush the idiots out east!

[JJ Husker]

2 hours ago, Landlord said:

I generally dislike the Iowa Hawkeyes.

 

[Redux]

It has nothing to do with beating or losing to Iowa.

 

It's about Iowa and their fans sucking

[Red Five]

31 minutes ago, Redux said:

It has nothing to do with beating or losing to Iowa.

 

It's about Iowa and their fans sucking

Especially Lois Feldman

[krc1995]

10 hours ago, Bigred_inSD said:

I miss vodka Sam

I wonder where she is today.......

[krc1995]

If traveling I-80 area west from Iowa to Lincoln, please watch out for horse and buggys on the interstate and highways.  It's a 2-3 day trip to Lincoln.  

[chamrocck]

3 hours ago, Redux said:

It has nothing to do with beating or losing to Iowa.

 

It's about Iowa and their fans sucking

[Landlord]

5 hours ago, Redux said:

 

 

 

 

 

It's funny, both in a genuinely amusing way and in a "why are people so silly and insecure" way, that a few of you give me grief for being an Iowa apologist. I really don't like them. I spend almost every Black Friday in Des Moines as a halfway meetup point for me and my mom (my brother lives there), watching the game at bars in Iowa, and Hawkeyes fans are nasty and rude and obnoxious as hell. 

 

What is stupid, though, is when Nebraska fans do things like insult Iowa as being a boring state to drive through (I-80 through Iowa is slightly more pleasant than I-80 through Nebraska, although both are rough), or insult Iowa as an inferior foe (they're 3-3 against us since we joined the B1G, have won the last two, have more accomplishments than we do since 2001, and talking about all time success just reinforces the stereotype of NU fans living in the past). 

 

I don't like Iowa as a program or a fanbase (except for the waving to the children's hospital tradition, which is absolutely wonderful and amazing). I also don't like insecure Nebraska fans. I guess I'm just a bad trash talker. Time to chug a beer (redux you suck!)!

[Redux]

3 hours ago, Landlord said:

 

 

 

 

It's funny, both in a genuinely amusing way and in a "why are people so silly and insecure" way, that a few of you give me grief for being an Iowa apologist. I really don't like them. I spend almost every Black Friday in Des Moines as a halfway meetup point for me and my mom (my brother lives there), watching the game at bars in Iowa, and Hawkeyes fans are nasty and rude and obnoxious as hell. 

 

What is stupid, though, is when Nebraska fans do things like insult Iowa as being a boring state to drive through (I-80 through Iowa is slightly more pleasant than I-80 through Nebraska, although both are rough), or insult Iowa as an inferior foe (they're 3-3 against us since we joined the B1G, have won the last two, have more accomplishments than we do since 2001, and talking about all time success just reinforces the stereotype of NU fans living in the past). 

 

I don't like Iowa as a program or a fanbase (except for the waving to the children's hospital tradition, which is absolutely wonderful and amazing). I also don't like insecure Nebraska fans. I guess I'm just a bad trash talker. Time to chug a beer (redux you suck!)!

 

That's why we have "Iowa sucks" threads..

 

Dude, Irony

 

Everyone is aware of there meteoric rise to above average results, likewise everyone is aware of our vastly below average results.  At this point it's not even living in the past, many of us just expect this little trend of Iowa "dominance" over us to end pretty soon.  More of a ecpecting a better future.

 

I most certainly do not suck, I rock hard 23/7

[runningblind]

3 hours ago, Redux said:

 

 

I most certainly do not suck, I rock hard 23/6.9/362

FIFY

Edited November 22, 2017 by runningblind

[Redux]

[GamingGlen]

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

 

Spoiler

A: Prom.

 

[moveitforward]

I failed to see the humor in this thread before the game - after this humiliation delivered by a much better program I say let’s stay away from this type of “humorous” banter. Stay classy.

[Red Five]

Iowa still sucks