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O/U gonna open around 59.5 and will end up around 66 and even that feels low.  I'd probably open it around 61.5.

OU is 73.5 for the Purdue game.

Oh snap ok.  I figured it would close around 70.  Didn't realize totals were out already.  

Reported!

I slap you!

if everyone would ignore it the corona virus would magically disappear according to a leading self proclaimed expert.

I didn’t. 

49 cents

I assume that YOU are talking about cheeseburgers. 

This situation ...
 

I was able to hold it but half the toilets I came across in eastern Europe were squatty potties with no toilet paper so it was a cause of stress.

My main bathroom after one of my boys has sprayed everywhere with a strength and power to their stream that I'm actually kind of jealous of.

They are?  I did not know that, I had heard (just from a friend) that Westside was doing all students.  Thanks!

Wait, I was wrong; it's only the first two days that are alternating. 

It helps to read all of the email, I guess. 

No one reads it all!  They might as well just put all the info in the Subject Line.

Cheese and seafood is an upsetting combination.

What about shrimp parm?

I don't eat it super often but a really good tuna salad sandwich absolutely rules.  

No days off from what I can tell.

The 5th day is a rotating day of attendance I think.  I don't know, I don't teach there.  I just know that OPS loves making bad choices. 

@Cdog923  I agree...I think this is a plan that is being put in place and based on hope...The idea that you will keep kids apart from each other is laughable.  And to think that they can't be near each other in school but can be right next to each other at practices?  

Looks like public schools here will be 1 week in-person, 2 weeks remote, ie 33% on-site at a time.

HAHAHA

green jello

Ed Kemper is a jolly giant.

Kinda makes you wonder.

So this is just to search where those new number of cases reported are at in the country? Kind of like a 999 spot bingo card where you are filling up all the numbers. 

Probably did it a dozen times and there was a corresponding headline each time.  666 is Ukraine.

Didn't really blow my mind though.

When you've got a president who decries anything he doesn't like as #FakeNews, is it any surprise that a lot of Americans follow suit?

Personally, surprised this type of post is still up.  Is Huskerboard owned by Facebook now?

@BigRedN this isn't a political or religious post.  The update thread is almost always used to point out hard to believe or stupid things.  All sane people know that George Floyd is dead.   If a person doesn't believe that, they are crazy!

Your status updates around Easter that "spread the word" were more against board rules than this.  As far as I know, your updates stayed up.

I just want a basketball team full of people who have one favorite movie:  Bloodsport.

We've already got his replacement, so...

https://nebraska.n.rivals.com/news/husker-hoops-land-commitment-from-guard-elijah-wood

Is there a minimum age to play college basketball? Wow, he looks young. 

I think you are right...I don't see him getting canned.

I kinda feel like you owe me $8 for pain and suffering just for posting this lmao.  I promise to use it on some G.H. Cretors 3 mix popcorn that I will inhale in 24 hours.

Ha!  

I will send that to you in a minute! 

Pinhead wins on aesthetic alone. The other day on the actor reading Mary Shelley's Frankenstein on Youtube. It was quite surreal.

My personal rankings:
 

Freddy
Jason = Michael
Pinhead

Leatherface
Chucky

Freddy's the best because of how silly he is when slicing and dicing people. It's unnerving. Plus he's the only one that used a Nintendo Power Glove!

@The Dude The first TCM movie is incredibly disturbing in part to the crappy low-budget aesthetic.

Poor guy.

I think KF has way too much pull, and Jr. isn't going anywhere. The only thing it might cost Jr. is being named the next head coach, and if so that's probably a win for Iowa anyway. Heckuva deal for Doyle, considering the review might come back and say he should be fired and sued. And it might not, who knows. But you don't usually walk out of these situations with a big buyout and benefits.

Well, with a deal like that in place it is clear that Doyle has learned his lesson.  

@BigRedBuster  Jim Baldridge seasoning (in North Platte) used to have an old timer pastrami recipe on their website. It was a family thing passed down a few generations and involved curing brisket with saltpeter in your fridge for many days. I‘ve always wanted to try it but pretty sure the wife would divorce me if I left a full brisket in the fridge for a few weeks.

I've made the one I linked (and then realized it's mentioned in the video above) and it's easy.  I use my beer fridge in the garage.  My wife is well used to me doing strange recipes in that fridge.  She stopped complaining when she tastes it.

@JJ Husker my wife isn't a fan either haha.  She normally hits up port of subs and gets a sandwich while the rest of the family has smoked corned beef.

I've probably put way too much thought in to this.  For me, if it's not urgent, it depends on the day of the week.  If I email someone on Monday or Tuesday, I'm usually following up on Friday.  If it is later in the week that I send the initial email, I usually wait until the following Monday or Tuesday to follow up. 

@GSG LOL I'll admit I'm the same way. I don't answer the phone unless it's certain people or a superior.

I have a coworker that always tries to call me when I ask him the simplest questions through Slack. It's like... dude... take 30 sec. and just send me a response. You don't have to always call me.

I'm also on the phone or on a call 50% of my day so Slack is usually a better way to reach me.

Maybe I am just weird, I respond to emails pretty much the moment I get them, if I can.

We need more Wal-Mart updates 

Ha!  As far as I know, they closed early.  

March/April- Pandemic, coronavirus, Covid

May- Murder Hornets and riots

June- Race War, possible Marshall law and military involvement

July- ??? Alien Invasion ???

August- ??? Vampires ???

Sept/Oct/Nov- Will the football team still struggle?
 

Ah Murder Hornets. The good ole days.

The problem is, none are going away. They just keep piling up and getting worse.

Self righteous! Like a guy clearing out American citizens with teargas to hold a bible in front of a church he doesn't attend - that kind of self righteous?!?!

LOL

There’s a special forum, P&R, for comments like that.

Here’s a link https://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/forum/151-politics-religion/

LOL

Things in MN are slowly opening back up but all the surrounding suburbs were closing grocery stores and Targets. 

The previous house and one sketchy neighbor.

Crack.

A giant box of hyperdermic needles, a mile of fiberoptic cables, 2 giant antennas in the attic, 

Damn you teach. I just ate super and felt stuffed....then I watched this and now I’m still stuffed but hungry at the same time.

Ha...that guy has the best videos.

Isn't that more than normal?

Doesn't seem fair that they could increase attendance due to a pandemic while others have to scrimp and suffer.

Late to the party on this one. They surprisingly averaged around 60,000 last year. 

I have a state basketball shirt from 2000. 

I think we're overlooking the fact that I own the hat of Abraham Lincoln.

I have a red Russell Athletic Husker #15 jersey that I bought in 1992. It was worn to many, many home games played between 1993 and 1999. It hasn't fit for a very long time, but it still hangs in my closet, next to the two #7s (red and white) and my Ahman Green Packers jersey.

Nope...275 was as high as I went.  And it was not all that great!  I have heard only good things about smoking Papa Murphy's pizza.  I just didn't get it hot enough. 

Yeah, it's really more like grilling it or getting it to wood fired pizza temp. Smoking a pizza is a bit of a misnomer. I bet you'll like it a lot more when you try at a higher temp. Like I say I'm no expert but I'd guess you need to be minimum 350 and preferably about 400+, much the same as if you did it in your oven but with a little smokey goodness.

Yeah...I am not doing it again at 275...but I wanted to try it out and see.

She better hang on to that soap.

Aunt Becky is gonna be ripped at the end of that stay.

That's exactly what it was.

The lingerie section of the Spiegel catalog...

Perv!

And...yes