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  1. The Dude

    "I want me some glory hole." -Jerry Jones

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      LOL

       

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Hopefully it's oil tycoon talk. And not a reference to the old ball and chain:

      http://www.levittpavilionarlington.org/Portals/0/images/Photos/Gallery Pages/jerryngeneweb.jpg

    4. 95huskers

      95huskers

      LMAO

  2. The Dude

    Chicks are crazy, man. Especially if they're under 25.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Another crazy age for them is 25 and over. lol

    2. Judoka

      Judoka

      In general chicks are crazy.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      "why'd you pee in my bed and kill my cat?". Quit grilling me lady!

  3. The Dude

    I was hoping I'd be moved out of Lincoln before they got that stupid loopty loop done on 14th and Superior. It's looking grim.

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    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      It isnt the loopity loops fault.. it is the fact that 4 women all approached at the same time...

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      You're not incorrect.

    4. HuskerFanChuck

      HuskerFanChuck

      They've got one lane done and opened yesterday. Supposedly, they will have the whole shebang done in late August. Just in time for the start of Husker football. :D

  4. The Dude

    Nebraska vs. Ohio State on ESPNU right meow.

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      i don't think we can win this.

    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      I'm sure Sean Fisher will come through with a big play sometime in the 3rd quarter.

    3. Decked

      Decked

      Bet you Bucks win...

  5. The Dude

    Ron Swanson should be elected king of America.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      He'd be better that what we've had the past 15 years or so. Much better.

    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      Child labor laws are ruining this country.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      ^^^ No doubt. I tell my 12 year old to get a job all the time.

  6. The Dude

    Ran into Rex Burkhead and Courtney Osborne today. They seem like swell guys.

  7. The Dude

    It turns out Bucky is deckedinblack's wife. Should have picked up on it sooner, it makes so much sense.

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    2. Excel

      Excel

      Hey a fan club

    3. Decked

      Decked

      Im done talking about this. I dont even care anymore.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      That is EXACTLY what a husband would say to his wife. lol

  8. The Dude

    Oooh! That's hippie talk!

  9. The Dude

    Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my bath salts, your face is tasty.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      You had me at bath salts.

    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Magnificent

    3. zoogs

      zoogs

      yes.

  10. The Dude

    Is everyone prepared for the zombie apocalypse?

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      Foppa I am not Bucky.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Just because you keep saying it, doesn't mean it will change anything.

    4. Decked

      Decked

      -____-

  11. The Dude

    Terrell Owens released by the Allen Wranglers.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I don't think he was an owner. The owner of the team said he "could no longer be tolerated by the Wrangler organization." LOL

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      what a dip...

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      He was a partial owner. He lost his ownership rights.

  12. The Dude
    1. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  13. The Dude

    Jared Crick to Houston!

  14. The Dude

    Damn, Browns get Richardson and Weeden. Good day for them.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      It's ok...they'll still suck. At least one of them will demand a trade soon.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Hey zoogies, that's not nearly as bad as Tannehill going in the top ten lol.

    4. zoogs

      zoogs

      Oh yeah. Ahahahaha, Dolphins ;)

  15. The Dude

    Crock pot or oven for my Easter ham? I've never gone the crock pot route, but I've heard good things.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      B-rilliant plan, B-rent. It shall be done.

    3. huKSer

      huKSer

      PM Roxy15

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      oven- rub a mixture of brown sugar, mustard, honey and pinapple juice over it. Baste every 30 minutes. I don't like the color of the ham after it's been cooked in a crock

  16. The Dude

    Dumb and Dumber 2

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      Who cares if the world ends in December...this is the best celebration for it ever!

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      Oh crap...it only 'films' in September...oh well, screw you Mayans!

    4. Lil' Red

      Lil' Red

      WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

  17. The Dude

    Tebow to the Jets??

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      CBS Sports is now reporting it. Looks like a done deal.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      GSG, yeah I saw that. Interesting...

    4. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      Trade could be nullified.

  18. The Dude

    Broncos going after Peyton Manning hard...

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      It would probably make the most sense for Peyton. Denver has a good defense and a strong running game. I'm sure Tebow would be shipped off to Jacksonville or Miami so the media would still have someone to suck off.

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Peyton could be a mentor to Tebow

    4. HuskerShark

      HuskerShark

      Elway just doesn't believe in Tebow. Why? Because he's smart.

  19. The Dude

    Broncos going after Peyton Manning hard...

  20. The Dude

    "If you're bored then you're boring." -knapplc

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      That's a quote from Harvey Danger. Can't take credit for that.

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      DAMMIT

  21. The Dude

    Meltdown Mode: ENGAGED

    1. NUance

      NUance

      People are so silly. /shakes head

  22. The Dude

    Meltdown Mode: ENGAGED

  23. The Dude

    What message board should I troll?

    1. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      Plan-it Husker.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Go troll the Tejas fans on sportshoopla. They'll let you get away with a lot of trolling there.

  24. The Dude

    What message board should I troll?

    1. Excel

      Excel

      Bevo!

  25. The Dude

    The Packers sure do get a lot of help from the officials.

    1. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      They get a discounted rate from State Farm if the Packers win.

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      DISCOUNT DOUBLE CHECK!

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Guess the shoulder pad is the qb's new head.

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