ZRod

My office is near a music store. About this time of day I see moms parallel parking to take their kids to music lessons. Friggin hilarious. lol

They should make an app for that

Plenty of guys struggle with it but I've never seen a woman do it without looking like a Benny Hill clip.

^He had some good stuff. Was hopping he was going to hammer Lewis but I guess he didn't have a death wish. Poor Manti haha!

The Kobe rape joke was fantastic

Maybe not too dumb--just uninformed. Okay, too dumb and uninformed. lol

Not sure what Drunk History is, But I sorta remember Drunk Night putting..looking for a cup on the green to barf in...and grasping the tiny blades of grass surrounding the cup wondering how they were going to keep me from falling off the face of the earth...

My claim to fame. Five years at UNL. Hundreds of drunken parties . Never barfed once. I should be in a hall of fame someplace. Seriously.

First time I puked was my 21st and I did it many, many times. In a bathroom, a bucket, my bed pretty much every where. Did it so much my abs hurt for 2 days.

Drunk History is a show on Comedy Central 37.

My big fat baby loves to eat

He's full of himself, but I like his shows. I really liked the Lebanon show on 'No Reservations'.

He's not full of himself. It's post-ironic hipsterism. He's mocking himself more than anything. It comes across better in person. Watched him up in Omaha a couple of years ago at the Holland Center. He has no illusions about how big a doofus he is.

Lebanon was great, much better than anything you would have found from you're typical cable news special. I like how he's not afraid to touch on the politics of a place but at the same time he's really not judgmental about it.

Again? They haven't been watchable in years.

Highly Questionable is a great show.... (I don't get the Bomani Jones addition though).

You could at least watch SC most days, but now it's all is Lebron the greatest all the time.

Autocross is Friday 2-5pm. Endurance Race is Saturday 9-12pm. Admission is free.

Check out my alumni SDSM&T. They usually do a pretty respectable job in these competitions

You'll be officially old when we start calling you ZLimp.

Or as Knap would say: "Ah, 25. I remember I got my first horse carriage when I turned 25"

I thought Knapp invented the wheel at age 25?

Send them an email to complain. Oh wait, no Internet. Sounds like they got you right where they want you.

Good song Gsg! Thank god for smart phones I guess. Hopefully internets is back tonight I got sh#t to do son!

Never had that before, I think you're doing it wrong.

kingpin reference ; )

Ah, haven't seen enough if that movie.

Oi. Here we go...

Probably not, I'm not cool enough to pull this off.

There'll be four more of these in a moment.

Yeah I'm good Zoogies. It's kind of been coming for a while. She thinks were just at different points in life right now.

Damn...sorry to hear that man.

That sucks dude, hang in there

No snow here in Des Moines lol. Sucks to be you guys!

+1000 @huzkerbob

Two people lolz

Did you give him some of your latte again? No... I got him his own.

Facebook friend deleted. lol

No, I use mozilla. Funny thing youtube would run with IE out of the box so I switched to mozilla again.

wouldn't*

IE is horrid IMO. I use Firefox on my home comp, and Chrome at work.

I'm around, at work, but around...

I miss the late night rabble rousing.

as do I...

I'll comment on this later.

we put the pro in procrastination

You guys are the best enablers anyone could ask for!

you're telling me lol

Went there. Had my fair share. Damn fine women up there!