StPaulHusker Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 My son has his cub Scout Pinewood Derby tonight. last year he came in 3rd and blamed me for not building him a faster car. Here's to hoping this years car gets me back into his good graces. Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 I was running a little late Thursday night for my Son's Band Concert and was trying to walk across campus from the parking lot at a pretty good pace when I noticed this really hot chick about a block ahead of me…I know..At MY age, I usually don't even have to pretend to try not to notice such things..plus I'm guessing she might be a student and I must resist all eye contact... But I start to notice by her walk...She's probably had a kid or two..so I resume the chase..er..to get a seat...By this time. I'm close enough to see she not only has the long hair down to the middle of her back like I've always been a sucker for..but she's showing off some mighty nice legs...Getting closer...Start seeing some butt cheek (bottom cleavage)...A little trashy for my taste..but who am I to judge? I've been known to wear more than my share of really holy jeans and bad sneakers with my Tux (Tails) at formal occasions...Getting closer..I notice she has a teenager walking on her right...I'm thinking...Too bad...If that's his Mom I bet his friends give him a hard time or want a fix up...Closer..I see a really ugly older looking dude next to her...I'm quessing it might be her "John" and she just didn't have enough time to change her workclothes...I know I'D never wear that short of a skirt on a school night..Maybe the weekend if I shaved... Getting closer..About 30 Yards.....The three of them stop at the door to the auditorium..The teen starts to turn around and I'm beginning to recopgnize him...I used to be related to him...(and married to his Mom).. Years of Therapy.... At least I got to sit a couple of feet behind my Son and hold his buddy's drumsticks during one song... Best seat I ever had. Ha ha! I've read this a couple times. And I'm not sure what to make of it. But it is quite funny. You might want to get a new prescription for your glasses/contact. And if I were you I'd keep my hands off of teenage boys' drumsticks. Quote Link to comment
ADS Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Man washes up on remote Marshall Islands atoll after more than a year adrift in Pacific El Salvador authorities are working to repatriate castaway Jose Alvarenga, a fisherman who says he survived over a year adrift in the Pacific. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-02-03/an-mexican-man-washes-up-in-marshall-islands-after-more-than-a-/5233588 Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 Man washes up on remote Marshall Islands atoll after more than a year adrift in Pacific El Salvador authorities are working to repatriate castaway Jose Alvarenga, a fisherman who says he survived over a year adrift in the Pacific. http://www.abc.net.a...than-a-/5233588 I wonder what happened to Xiquel? Quote Link to comment
StPaulHusker Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Tell me it aint so, Flea!!!!! http://fansided.com/2014/02/03/red-hot-chili-peppers-flea-played-air-bass-unplugged-photo/#!unhKU Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted February 4, 2014 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 Tell me it aint so, Flea!!!!! http://fansided.com/...d-photo/#!unhKU I dub thee the Red Hot Milli Peppers. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 http://www.reasonsmysoniscrying.com/ Quote Link to comment
ZRod Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Tell me it aint so, Flea!!!!! http://fansided.com/...d-photo/#!unhKU I could tell Bruno's band wasn't actually playing, but I figured the Chili Peppers were. Oh well, it's still not air guitar when you're playing along on a real guitar even if no one can hear you. Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Just got a $15 credit to NFL Shop due to my shipment being late over Christmas... I didn't order anything for Christmas. I ordered my dad a new sweatshirt for his birthday a few weeks before Christmas and it arrived on time. Must be my lucky day! I SHOULD GO BUY LOTTERY TICKETS!! Quote Link to comment
sd'sker Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Just got a $15 credit to NFL Shop due to my shipment being late over Christmas... I didn't order anything for Christmas. I ordered my dad a new sweatshirt for his birthday a few weeks before Christmas and it arrived on time. Must be my lucky day! I SHOULD GO BUY LOTTERY TICKETS!! you should return the credit, gsg. this looks a lot like fraud and you just invalidated any claim of plausible deniability. Quote Link to comment
RedRedJarvisRedwine Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Just got a $15 credit to NFL Shop due to my shipment being late over Christmas... I didn't order anything for Christmas. I ordered my dad a new sweatshirt for his birthday a few weeks before Christmas and it arrived on time. Must be my lucky day! I SHOULD GO BUY LOTTERY TICKETS!! you should return the credit, gsg. this looks a lot like fraud and you just invalidated any claim of plausible deniability. That or go for twofers at the bar or hit the noodie bar. Mine sounds funner! Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Anyone else see the sundogs this morning in Lincoln? These were among the brightest, largest I've ever seen. Pretty neat atmospheric effect: 2 Quote Link to comment
GSG Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Just received an email in my Spam folder. Subject line: "I like you swore eternal love, and left, as can that be?" It really spoke to me Quote Link to comment
ZRod Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 This was my view of it this morning. Not quite as pretty but I thought it was impressive. Quote Link to comment
NUance Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Anyone else see the sundogs this morning in Lincoln? These were among the brightest, largest I've ever seen. Pretty neat atmospheric effect: Nice parhelia ya got there! : Quote Link to comment
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