Okay: Your Saturday Itinerary...What does it look like?

[SmackeyAvery]

8:00 Am: Wake up and make sure everything is in working order for the tailgate and put some little weenies in the crockpot.

8:30 Am: Head over to the high school to have early morning football practice. Man I hope we win our game today.

10:30 Am: Head home and take a shower. ( 2 shower beers are expected)

10:45 Am: Have myself some little weenies along with 2 more beers.

11:00 Am: Meet up with the friends and party my Husker tits off at some tailgates.

2:30 Pm: By now I'm on the verge of incoherency but contain myself as the game starts by chill drinking.

6:00 Pm: Celebrate the win with a few shots that are yet to be determined.

10:00 Pm: Head on down to O Steet if I'm still alive.

[ColoradoHusk]

8:00 Am: Wake up and make sure everything is in working order for the tailgate and put some little weenies in the crockpot.

8:30 Am: Head over to the high school to have early morning football practice. Man I hope we win our game today.

10:30 Am: Head home and take a shower. ( 2 shower beers are expected)

10:45 Am: Have myself some little weenies along with 2 more beers.

11:00 Am: Meet up with the friends and party my Husker tits off at some tailgates.

2:30 Pm: By now I'm on the verge of incoherency but contain myself as the game starts by chill drinking.

6:00 Pm: Celebrate the win with a few shots that are yet to be determined.

10:00 Pm: Head on down to O Steet if I'm still alive.

What size?

[Moiraine]

Wake up at 2:30. Watch first half of game. Sleep until noon on Sunday

[NebraskaShellback]

1430 Go to work during the game.

[Bigred_inSD]

Get home at 130 from work,put my daughter down for a nap. See if the grandparents want to watch my son. Crack open my first beer right after I walk in the door.

[Redux]

8:00 wakeup, ready thyself for the day.

 

8:45 have a nice breakfast, flip on gameday.

 

9:00 jump on the youtube to watch highlight vids.

 

10:00 Scream GO BIG RED out my door for fun.

 

10:59 Tell my wife why Corso's headgear pick was either stupid or genius.

 

11:00 Tell my wife she is stupid for rolling her eyes at me. Start watching whatever games I can flip through to over indulge myself.

 

12:00 Get ready to head over to the bar we bought. People coming for game, gonna be fun. Turn on wahtever game I can find first. Blast tunnel walk on surround sound.

 

1:00 hopefully my buddy with his keg of Lucky Bucket Children of the Corn Red Lager rolls in and we can start the afternoon off right. Yell Go Big Red outside, then inside. Tell my wife to respect my authority.

 

2:00 start getting nervous, hopefully eat something before now so I am not already drunk. Yell Go Big Red.....crap, might be buzzed.

 

2:25 Boldly tell guests we are about to witness a curb stomping while thinking where I will go sulk if we lose.....pool out back looks like a good spot. Ready a stogie just in case.

 

2:30 SCREAM GO BIG EFFIN RED whereever I am

 

2:45 ROUND OF SHOTS TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST SCORE!

 

3:50 Halftime is stupid get back to the game.

 

4:30 More shots to celebrate inevitable win, finish stogie I couldn't wait for.

 

5:00 Start telling guests that we will clearly go undefeated. Pour a nice Jameson for myself and new stogie. Watch tidbits of other games. Maybe a shot here.

 

7:00 Dear god man eat!

[SmackeyAvery]

 

8:00 Am: Wake up and make sure everything is in working order for the tailgate and put some little weenies in the crockpot.

8:30 Am: Head over to the high school to have early morning football practice. Man I hope we win our game today.

10:30 Am: Head home and take a shower. ( 2 shower beers are expected)

10:45 Am: Have myself some little weenies along with 2 more beers.

11:00 Am: Meet up with the friends and party my Husker tits off at some tailgates.

2:30 Pm: By now I'm on the verge of incoherency but contain myself as the game starts by chill drinking.

6:00 Pm: Celebrate the win with a few shots that are yet to be determined.

10:00 Pm: Head on down to O Steet if I'm still alive.

What size?

 

At this point in the season I'd say about 36 G

[Scratchtown]

8:00 wakeup, ready thyself for the day.

 

8:45 have a nice breakfast, flip on gameday.

 

9:00 jump on the youtube to watch highlight vids.

 

10:00 Scream GO BIG RED out my door for fun.

 

10:59 Tell my wife why Corso's headgear pick was either stupid or genius.

 

11:00 Tell my wife she is stupid for rolling her eyes at me. Start watching whatever games I can flip through to over indulge myself.

 

12:00 Get ready to head over to the bar we bought. People coming for game, gonna be fun. Turn on wahtever game I can find first. Blast tunnel walk on surround sound.

 

1:00 hopefully my buddy with his keg of Lucky Bucket Children of the Corn Red Lager rolls in and we can start the afternoon off right. Yell Go Big Red outside, then inside. Tell my wife to respect my authority.

 

2:00 start getting nervous, hopefully eat something before now so I am not already drunk. Yell Go Big Red.....crap, might be buzzed.

 

2:25 Boldly tell guests we are about to witness a curb stomping while thinking where I will go sulk if we lose.....pool out back looks like a good spot. Ready a stogie just in case.

 

2:30 SCREAM GO BIG EFFIN RED whereever I am

 

2:45 ROUND OF SHOTS TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST SCORE!

 

3:50 Halftime is stupid get back to the game.

 

4:30 More shots to celebrate inevitable win, finish stogie I couldn't wait for.

 

5:00 Start telling guests that we will clearly go undefeated. Pour a nice Jameson for myself and new stogie. Watch tidbits of other games. Maybe a shot here.

 

7:00 Dear god man eat!

I didn't know you could have a wife at your age. Aren't you like 17?

[The Dude]

I wake up in the morning

And I raise my weary head

I got an old coat for a pillow

And the earth was last night's bed

I don't know where I'm going

Only God knows where I've been

I'm a devil on the run

A six gun lover

A candle in the wind

When you're brought into this world

They say you're born in sin

Well at least they gave me something

I didn't have to steal or have to win

Well they tell me that I'm wanted

Yeah I'm a wanted man

I'm colt in your stable

I'm what Cain was to Abel

Mister catch me if you can

I'm going down in a blaze of glory

Take me now but know the truth

I'm going down in a blaze of glory

Lord I never drew first

But I drew first blood

I'm no one's son

Call me young gun

You ask about my consience

And I offer you my soul

You ask If I'll grow to be a wise man

Well I ask if I'll grow old

You ask me if I known love

And what it's like to sing songs in the rain

Well,I've seen love come

And I've seen it shot down

I've seen it die in vain

Shot down in a blaze of glory

Take me now but know the truth

'Cause I'm going down in a blaze of glory

Lord I never drew first

But I drew first blood

I'm the devil's son

Call me young gun

Each night I go to bed

I pray the Lord my soul to keep

No I ain't looking for forgiveness

But before I'm six foot deep

Lord,I got to ask a favor

And I'll hope you'll understand

'Cause I've lived life to the fullest

Let the boy die like a man

Staring down the bullet

Let me make my final stand

Shot down in a blaze of glory

Take me now but know the truth

I'm going out in a blaze of glory

Lord I never drew first

But I drew first blood

and I'm no one's son

Call me young gun

I'm a young gun

[Hammerhead]

5:30 AM - Attempt to wake up. Fail.

5:45 AM - Attempt to wake up. Succeed because I have no choice.

6:15 AM - Leave for work. Bitch about traffic west of 144th and Giles, which magically is bumper to bumper at any given time that I actually need to go anywhere.

6:30 AM - Arrive at work. Drink enough Red Bull to kill an actual bull. Wait and see if the caffeine affects me at all.

6:30 AM - 2:30 PM - Work (sort of).

2:30 PM - Uhhhhh, watch the game at my workplace off the clock? I dunno.

 

My Saturdays are hella exciting. HELLA.

[Savage Husker]

Wake up.

Mow the lawn

Watch some Husker porn on YouTube.

Head over to my brothers an hour two before game time for food and drinks

Watch the first half.

Debate whether to make my buddy's wedding ceremony or skip it depending on how the game is going and just make the reception.

Party happy or be a bitter drunk and be that guy and ruin a wedding.

[suh_fan93]

We are heading up to Evanston to go to the Stanford-Northwestern game and as soon as that's over we'll head back into the city to catch the Husker game. Probably at the Kirkwood Bar. Probably (it in fact is very very likely) will end up intoxicated when it's all said and done. Football is back.

[Redux]

 

8:00 wakeup, ready thyself for the day.

8:45 have a nice breakfast, flip on gameday.

9:00 jump on the youtube to watch highlight vids.

10:00 Scream GO BIG RED out my door for fun.

10:59 Tell my wife why Corso's headgear pick was either stupid or genius.

11:00 Tell my wife she is stupid for rolling her eyes at me. Start watching whatever games I can flip through to over indulge myself.

12:00 Get ready to head over to the bar we bought. People coming for game, gonna be fun. Turn on wahtever game I can find first. Blast tunnel walk on surround sound.

1:00 hopefully my buddy with his keg of Lucky Bucket Children of the Corn Red Lager rolls in and we can start the afternoon off right. Yell Go Big Red outside, then inside. Tell my wife to respect my authority.

2:00 start getting nervous, hopefully eat something before now so I am not already drunk. Yell Go Big Red.....crap, might be buzzed.

2:25 Boldly tell guests we are about to witness a curb stomping while thinking where I will go sulk if we lose.....pool out back looks like a good spot. Ready a stogie just in case.

2:30 SCREAM GO BIG EFFIN RED whereever I am

2:45 ROUND OF SHOTS TO CELEBRATE OUR FIRST SCORE!

3:50 Halftime is stupid get back to the game.

4:30 More shots to celebrate inevitable win, finish stogie I couldn't wait for.

5:00 Start telling guests that we will clearly go undefeated. Pour a nice Jameson for myself and new stogie. Watch tidbits of other games. Maybe a shot here.

7:00 Dear god man eat!

I didn't know you could have a wife at your age. Aren't you like 17?

If only I were still 17

[BigRedBuster]

Wake up from the HS football game the night before.

Fuss around the house until about 9:30.

Go to HS cross country meet till about 1:00

2:00 head to lake cabin with family.

Spend afternoon and evening on lake pulling kids around on tubes

Try my best to check scores on a lake with absolutely no cell phone service.

Complain to wife that she spoke for the cabin on opening weekend of college football

drive a mile away to find cell phone service to catch up on scores

complain to wife again

get yelled at

complain again

grill hamburgers while drinking a couple beers....maybe complain again...listen to wife complain that I've drank two beers

go to bed with no chance

 

 

 

 

Monday evening get back home and watch the game.

 

 

 

Yep...that pretty much sums up my weekend.

[ColoradoHusk]

Wake up.

Mow the lawn

Watch some lesbian porn on YouPorn.

Head over to my brothers an hour two before game time for food and drinks

Watch the first half.

Debate whether to make my buddy's wedding ceremony or skip it depending on how the game is going and just make the reception.

Party happy or be a bitter drunk and be that guy and ruin a wedding.

Fixed it for you.