Making Chimichangas Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Just now, Big Red 40 said: Lol I got that I was just messin . I know. Quote Link to comment
Making Chimichangas Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 28 minutes ago, Moiraine said: When I was studying for my big exam a few years ago I used to drink 375ml about 4 times a week to cope with the stress. That lasted from May to August. It didn't help that I had literally nothing to do from mid May thru the 2nd week in July besides study and be nervous. After that I had to teach for a month before the exam. Took awhile to not have an alcohol problem after that. But I passed the exam. That's the important part. My favorite's sailor jerry. I like the picture on the bottle. Actually, now that I see it up close she's not wearing a lot of clothes. Oh well. Anyhow, when I saw this topic my immediate thought was pre-marital sex, which Landlord has already posted. Growing up Christian I learned all about not having sex until I was married. So I never had sex as a teenager. I came to my senses eventually. Looking back I feel a little bad for my first boyfriend. I told him the deal but I don't think he believed me. He still tried but he managed to not be a jerk about it. I tried Sailor Jerry and it's just too sweet for me. Don't get me wrong, I'd drink it if there were no other options. My favorite though is Captain Morgan. However, Admiral Nelson is almost as good but for about half the price. As far as sex goes, the only way I'm ever getting any is if I'm paying for it by the hour. I've pretty much given up on even trying. 1 Quote Link to comment
Big Red 40 Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 29 minutes ago, Moiraine said: When I was studying for my big exam a few years ago I used to drink 375ml about 4 times a week to cope with the stress. That lasted from May to August. It didn't help that I had literally nothing to do from mid May thru the 2nd week in July besides study and be nervous. After that I had to teach for a month before the exam. Took awhile to not have an alcohol problem after that. But I passed the exam. That's the important part. My favorite's sailor jerry. I like the picture on the bottle. Actually, now that I see it up close she's not wearing a lot of clothes. Oh well. Anyhow, when I saw this topic my immediate thought was pre-marital sex, which Landlord has already posted. Growing up Christian I learned all about not having sex until I was married. So I never had sex as a teenager. I came to my senses eventually. Looking back I feel a little bad for my first boyfriend. I told him the deal but I don't think he believed me. He still tried but he managed to not be a jerk about it. Sailor Jerry is kicking it up a notch too. It’s Higher proof than Captain Morgan, I have to be careful with that stuff. I was raised same the same way , and got married young with no experience . All of my other experiences were post marital 20 years later . I guess I did it backwards . Lol Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 The premarital sex thing probably gets a lot of us, especially Christians. I was there when I was 18 and moved to college. First girl I dated in Lincoln turned out to be a stripper, but I stayed chaste. Drank a metric asston with that girl, but didn't fool around. Broke up with her, met another girl who was amazing, glowed bright as the rising sun, and all that chasteness went right out the window. Don't feel the least bit guilty about it, either. 1 Quote Link to comment
zoogs Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 IDK if you're serious about that, Landlord, and you don't have to say -- but if you are, I'm really shocked! knapplc. You do mean "of alcohol", right? Quote Link to comment
knapplc Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 11 hours ago, zoogs said: knapplc. You do mean "of alcohol", right? Pertaining to what? Quote Link to comment
zoogs Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Dumb joke, sorry. Don’t worry about it. You said “asston”. Sometimes I’m 12 Quote Link to comment
Danny Bateman Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 (edited) Sloth, by far. Sometimes I'm too lazy to fi Edited March 1, 2018 by dudeguyy 5 Quote Link to comment
Toe Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Cotton-polyester shirts are my secret sin. "Keep my decrees. Do not mate different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material." - Leviticus 19:19 2 Quote Link to comment
RedDenver Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Does "Huskerboard" count as a sin? Because I spend way too much time on here. 1 Quote Link to comment
VectorVictor Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I eat shellfish, which is a sin punishable by eternal damnation according to the Bible. Leviticus 11:11-12: Quote 11...and they shall be abhorrent to you; you may not eat of their flesh, and their carcasses you shall detest. 12 Whatever in the water does not have fins and scales is abhorrent to you. Thankfully, my hooker and blow obsession doesn't condemn me to hell, so if I can give up shellfish, I'll be okay. 3 Quote Link to comment
Cdog923 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Is this thread "Favorite", or "Most Guilty Of"? Sloth is probably the one I'm most guilty of. There's so much more I could probably do with my day. 2 Quote Link to comment
Toe Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 (edited) I must confess, I do love me some figs as well. "Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, 'May you never bear fruit again!' Immediately the tree withered." - Matthew 21:19 "He struck down their vines and fig trees and shattered the trees of their country." - Psalm 105:33 (I wonder if the bible says anything about figging...) Edited March 5, 2018 by Toe 1 Quote Link to comment
Moiraine Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Wrong. Jesus loves figs. He doesn't want anyone else to have figs if he can't have figs. Quote Link to comment
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