Jump to content


ShawnWatson

Banned
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    1,843

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    6

 Content Type 

Status Updates posted by ShawnWatson

  1. ShawnWatson

    Armstrong really trying his hardest to throw the ball to USC tonight

    1. Abdullah the Butcher

      Abdullah the Butcher

      He's scurred of Stanton

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Yeah, those USC cornerbacks just can't catch anything. Fortunately.

    3. It'sNotAFakeID

      It'sNotAFakeID

      Na, he's just doing what he knows

  2. ShawnWatson

    Guys, Screech stabbed someone in Wisconsin.

    1. Show previous comments  4 more
    2. NUance

      NUance

      Did he use a trident?

    3. ladyhawke

      ladyhawke

      http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/Screech-actor-arrested-in-Wisconsin-286885321.html
    4. kozzman555

      kozzman555

      Be easier to watch a video of that than his sex tape

  3. ShawnWatson

    Just hung the flag to half staff due to teachercd losing that tailgating spot, that's real pain.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Gave the 21 gun salute.

  4. ShawnWatson

    Can dogs get abortions? Is that a thing?

    1. krc1995

      krc1995

      You can spay the female and the vet will take the unborn pups as well

  5. ShawnWatson

    If I want to buy a dolphin, then I'm going to buy a dolphin guys.

    1. admo

      admo

      tuna is cheaper

  6. ShawnWatson

    Guys, just got my tips frosted. SUCH an underrated hair move.

    1. Show previous comments  5 more
    2. tschu

      tschu

      stop trolling CD, jesus

    3. tschu

      tschu

      Minny is a good guy

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Don't f#*k with my Minny. That's all I'm going to say.

  7. ShawnWatson

    Guys, I know recruiting is important. But I also know caring so much about kids in high school is very creepy and strange.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      ShawnWatson is on Kidspace.

    3. Blackshirtsguru

      Blackshirtsguru

      A/S/L?

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Bless you Boys

  8. ShawnWatson

    I am almost positive I have played COD against Bo after hearing this rant today

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Did the game call you various expletives?

  9. ShawnWatson

    sd'sker's wife isn't THAT fat, you guys. Plus she's got a glandular issue.

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Does she have a guy that follows her around with a tuba?

  10. ShawnWatson

    Ray Lewis has a new reality show where he helps kid coaches with anger management issues. I repeat, Ray Lewis who murdered somebody outside a night club is giving anger management advice.

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      The irony is thick like coagulation blooooood

    3. HuskerInLostWages

      HuskerInLostWages

      I saw the commercial and the first thing I thought of was this exact same thing. Some producer has a sick sense of humor.

    4. Geaux Big Red

      Geaux Big Red

      I think he will kill it in this role.

  11. ShawnWatson

    My house smells like steak, bacon, and sautéed portobello mushrooms.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      and in charge?

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      No, that's ridiculous. A mushroom can't be in charge. It's only a mushroom.

    4. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      mario would disagree.

  12. ShawnWatson

    GSG lives in Colorado, his favorite NFL team is from TX, and he started posting on HB after 9/11. Am I the only one seeing this??

    1. admo

      admo

      He likes the song Californication, and his favorite movie is Philadelphia

    2. GSG

      GSG

      *puts ShawnWatson on his "list"*

  13. ShawnWatson

    Michigan, why don’t you strap on your job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. nebraskan

      nebraskan

      WILD CARD BITCHES

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Gah dammit Charlie, you are a genius

    4. deedsker

      deedsker

      Brilliant!

  14. ShawnWatson

    Teachercd was pretty drunk at work today.

    1. Show previous comments  3 more
    2. NUance

      NUance

      As a matter of fact it is. Why to you ask? lol

    3. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      you're the lucky guy.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I would be worried to find out when he isn't drunk....

  15. ShawnWatson

    Power wagon

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      Who drives a magnum anway?

    2. beanman

      beanman

      Free candy wagon

    3. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      Yes

  16. ShawnWatson

    Was there ever a better arm waver or fingers taped together guy at Nebraska than Pappuchis?

    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Look at the silver lining. Imagine the yards Gordon runs for if Pap doesn't tape his fingers

    3. I AM FOOT FOOT

      I AM FOOT FOOT

      who knows paps may actually be a decent coach with a better scheme

    4. StPaulHusker

      StPaulHusker

      Or more tape

  17. ShawnWatson

    "Riley knew that, but everyone also knew that that major change wouldn't include firing Riley". -William Shakespeare

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      A more brilliant sentence has never been constructed. *golf clap*

    2. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      Priceless.

    3. Junior

      Junior

      "To hire or not to hire Banker as DC. That is the question."

  18. ShawnWatson

    Baxter you're my little gentleman

  19. ShawnWatson

    WE HIRED PAT RILEY? A BASKETBALL COACH?!?

    1. Marf

      Marf

      Good thing we're a basketball school.

    2. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      football is just basketball on turf. just staying ahead of the curve.

  20. ShawnWatson

    I wonder if Pappuchis is gonna go the middle school or high school coaching route.

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Count lets be honest here. Putt Putt manager is the most likely scenario

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Sign language teacher. Good at making hand signals

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Po, judging by the defense, the deaf people would just be confused.

  21. ShawnWatson

    Gold jacket green jacket who gives a sh#t.

    1. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Happy lookout aaahhrrrrggghhhhalaalaa!!!!

  22. ShawnWatson

    Players voted not to have a formal banquet. The almighty leader Bo didn't show up at the team meeting.

    1. macroboy

      macroboy

      just stop

       

    2. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      Its sad, it really is.

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Oh sorry macroboy, I love you

  23. ShawnWatson

    Boss really urging me to stop surfing HB all day, about to get fired you guys.

    1. Show previous comments  6 more
    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      STRIKE!

    3. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      Tell him your waiting for the vest

    4. BigRedPowerWagon

      BigRedPowerWagon

      Tell him your waiting for the vest

  24. ShawnWatson

    A lot of new posters and none of them apostrophists. Makes me feel good.

    1. sd'sker

      sd'sker

      low blow, bro.

  25. ShawnWatson

    If Haden Fox came out of retirement and brought his old staff with him, should Nebraska hire him?

    1. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      We've already got Dauber on staff!

×
×
  • Create New...