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  1. Is there any way to get Jason Peter on the coaching staff? The guy is a flippin genius

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I corrected everything he tried to twist too. Sensitive ass people.

    3. Red Tape

      Red Tape

      Loved watching him play. Hate listening to him talk.

    4. swmohusker

      swmohusker

      Letting Gregory play in the same spot everytime is stupid. Teams can take you away and it doesnt matter how talented you are. Keep TE in on pass pro or chip with a back. Moving him around always has the pass pro confused and opens up him and his teammates.

  2. Pelini is playing Gregory Saturday with a sprained ankle. The guy is a top draft choice, why risk his career for a game that really doesn't matter. On top of that he is still going to play Ameer. What a fraud and a joke of a leader, Pelini is only looking out for his image not his players.

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      If players dont play hurt and will only play when 100%, we will not be fielding many teams.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      His mom says they're love sores. Goddmanit Bean, ya a-hole!

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      Player safety is not a sprained ankle, its not like you go from a sprain to a break. It is about your pain tolerance. It would be like playing with the flu, you either can or you can't

  3. I still need to change my name on here... but to what?

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    2. GM_Tood
    3. NUance

      NUance

      sker'myhk-1010100

       

      It's a hyphenated apostrophist name with binary. What more could you want?

    4. HuskerfaninOkieland
  4. Mich St. is way over hyped. Sparty hasn't beaten anyone spectacular and they have never beaten nebraska. They look good on paper, thats about it.

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      So a bunch of witty jests proves your points? Way to hold an argument, you all debate just as good as house republicans lol. Wait, I forget the crowd I am talking to, you all probably love the house republicans.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Ya! House republicans.. I never thought of that. I bet I can borrow a pitch fork or two from them, Thanks Mike!

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      They come with nice white hoods, free of charge! I kid, I kid... lol. Okay lets quit being silly willys and watch a game of fumble, I mean football

  5. I want to change my name on here. Give me some suggestions guys, I can't come up with anything

  6. 2 questions. Are +1's good for something other than feeling superior over others? and 2, how do people get jerseys in their avatars?

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    2. Landlord
    3. Marf
    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      3000 reppers club used to mean something back when we only played 11 games a year..

  7. People! Don't criticize anything about this game. Its the players fault and never the coaches. Why? Because if you do not agree with this then you are a "fair weathered fan" or you are a "full retard" because the people who CONSTANTLY say this are pros and know everything about football

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    2. rawhide

      rawhide

      TA is responsible for the int and his own fumble.

      Anymore name calling or butthurt whining will be a deletion penalty :D I'll take the blame for that :)

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Good god, this is like the Fox News of message boards, I give up.

    4. EZ-E

      EZ-E

      I can't stop laughing at this one.

  8. Drinking because i may lose my job and just rushed my kid to the ER all in one day. #fml #blahblah #personalstuffontheinternetisfun

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    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      Hang in there, buddy

    3. Junior

      Junior

      Sorry dude. That sucks. Also, Marf should be flogged.

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      For Marf, that was actually a sincere heart felt message.

  9. started working out again. any suggestions on suppliments that i should be taking? (no protein shakes, you bunch of high schoolers)

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Need multiple doses i suppose

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      considering you're going to need at least 1-1.5 times your body weight I guess so.

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Protein shakes....

      Glutamine is a good supplement if you find a solid brand. Those are the two to stick with....if nothing else, yes....protein shakes or bars...you'll need yer protein

  10. If a bowl game were to be played in memorial stadium what would the name of that bowl be?

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Tommy Lee Goes to College Bowl

    3. clyde40

      clyde40

      The Nebraska Nice! Bowl brought to you by what the hell is a Runza?

    4. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      Dorothy Lynch Salad Bowl

  11. Sam Keller is continuing to haunt the nation. EA sport is not going to release a NCAA football game next year due to the continuing lawsuit for player likeness... hey, the guy has to make money some way, right?

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    2. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Why such hate for Keller? He came here, did his best and it didn't work out. Has never said anything negative about the program. There are PLENTY who are FAR worse.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I've got no problem with Sam but, the whole notion of this lawsuit would make more sense if the player(s) being represented actually contributed to the sales or profits of the games. Like anybody buys this because it includes the likeness of Sam Keller. C'mon, contribute to the profits before you get all butthurt.

    4. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      JJ, I see your point, but people do buy it for the "realism" of the teams and their rosters.

  12. Les Miles is ranked 16th on the coaches hot seat. Bo is ranked in the 60s... did I miss something or am I in bizzaro world

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    2. bisonwiches

      bisonwiches

      LSU has also lost 4 games this year, Bo has benefited from a weak schedule that made us a borderline top ten team unless this last weekend

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      LSU strength of schedule 16th. Nebraska 78th. Wisconsin 67th... weak schedule is an understatment lol

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Miles has been on the hot seat every year for the last 7 years.

  13. With the new arena in Lincoln, does anyone see a future Hockey team at UNL? I would love to see Nebraska compete in B1G hockey.

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    2. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      I could see it happening. It's a sport that we can field both men's and women's teams for (no Title IX problems), we have a hockey conference we'd automatically belong to (B1G starting hockey conference ) this year. I'd say it's a matter of when, and not if.

    3. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      I don't think the University of Nebraska Regents would approve for UNL. UNO hockey is the main revenue earner for their sports prorams. The NU regents wouldn't want to hurt UNO athletics by adding UNL hockey.

    4. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      I don't think it matters if the Arena is on campus. UNO and Creighton have used arena's in Omaha that are not on campus.

  14. are you able to be banned by stuff you say in a pm?

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I see your reverse psychology JJ and raise you a....REPORTED!!!

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      How you like them apples!!!

    4. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      I'm going to report this whole board!!!

  15. Lesson of the day: Do not say anything negative about the team performance after a win. Because we beat Michigan therefore we have the most perfect team ever and we do not need to improve on anything. In the name of the Bo, Papuchis, and the Beck... Amen

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    3. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      it doesn't matter what WE think, it's what the PLAYERS think. And Bo has already stated that they should enjoy the win, but then it's time to get back to work. No need to make a big deal out of nothing.

    4. Mavric

      Mavric

      Overreact much?

  16. What is more irritating, people who are obviously out of shape that claim they do MMA or Facebook?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Watson is more annoying than Facebook but less annoying than BigRedPowerWagon

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Minnesota, I am not talking about actual UFC fighters. I am talking about the douches who wear UFC shirts from walmart and claim they are in under ground fighting.

    4. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      ahhh-- misunderstood. I agree. I am a big UFC fan and trained for a bit in BJJ(was awful and then moved) but i dont think i own a single UFC shirt.

  17. Will I lose my man card if I switch to wine instead of beer?

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    2. bisonwiches

      bisonwiches

      I'm cool with Moscato once in awhile, but not a steady diet of it. +1 the headache, absolutely awful. A good wine is Hayman & Hill Cab, under $20 and will compete with high dollar cabs

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      I've been on a Yellowtail Moscato kick since new years. It doesn't give me a hang over and the buzz is pleasant.

    4. bisonwiches

      bisonwiches

      Try the Hayman and Hill line and if you're stuck on moscato, Lindemen's Bin 90 is an excellent Mosacato for like 8 bucks

  18. Soooo UNO can afford to build a new arena for hockey but it can't afford to keep its football program? Thanks Trev Alberts

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    2. Nobody

      Nobody

      booooo hooooooooo... cry me a river. F UNO football and anyone who cherises it. Do you know what state this is????

    3. Landlord

      Landlord

      huskermike84, to answer your question, yes. Yes, UNO can afford to build a new hockey arena. No, it could not afford to keep it's football program. You are correct.

    4. EbylHusker

      EbylHusker

      I think a more appropriate thing to be pissed about is how the University of Nebraska refuses to combine redundant programs and campuses while instead miring itself in increasingly expensive bureaucracy.

  19. Just throwing this out there. Pelini's best defense was with Callahan's recruits. Let's face it, the one thing BC did better was recruiting. Could we get someone in who would give Bo's defense top tier players or is it just not even worth the time to try? If so, who would we get to help recruiting?

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I don't disagree. In fact I've said the same thing myself. But even with the guys we had on the field Saturday we shouldn't be giving up 49 unanswered points. That's just sad. Couldn't we make real-time adjustments? Couldn't we figure out what the problem was?

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      ^^^agree with that 100%

    4. bisonwiches

      bisonwiches

      NUance I couldn't agree more. With Bill's recruits we have the 09 defense that was as stingy as I can remember. Then watching Davie get his ass chewed for 5 mins on the sideline really shows what you're talking about. Instead of fixing the issue which I believe was not being sucked inside and keeping contain he just lit into Davie forever as our offense went 3 and out

  20. If we do get a new coaching staff better hope to god (Tom Osborne) that the new staff comes out as world destroyers. otherwise this board will be invaded by the bolievers. Because ya know... 9 wins

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    2. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      You've obviously haven't seen anything else we have talked about. We are aware that the majority of the board is behind firing Bo. We are talking about FB

    3. Geaux Big Red

      Geaux Big Red

      Your talking about Facebook?

    4. louisianared

      louisianared

      almost everyone I've seen on facebook wants him gone.

  21. @clintbrew247: I've confirmed that Bo Pelini is indeed in the mix to take over at #Wisconsin. wisconsin.247sports.com/Article/The-latest-on-Wisconsins-head-coaching-search-33777371 via @247Sports https://twitter.com/clintbrew247/status/543153982227492864

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    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Weed is decriminalized there. Deal breaker.

    3. tschu

      tschu

      and here.... we.... go!

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Weed was decriminalized in Nebraska until Bo showed up. Coincidence???

  22. A bill was introduced in the nebraska legislature for legalizing medical marijuana.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I witness those side effects everyday. First hand. You're right. It's sad.

    3. macroboy

      macroboy

      I hope it passes but I'm not optimistic. Crazy how individual rights get championed except when it has to do with things like weed or gayness. Some people still have a 1950's Reefer Madness propaganda view of the weeds.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      A little wild wood weed never hurt anybody.

       

      /fires ups geographic bong to demonstrate.

  23. Tom Brady is a filthy dagum liar with great teeth. Seriously, the guy's smile is flawless

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    2. Omaha-Husker

      Omaha-Husker

      "This isn't ISIS" Brady making bold claims.

    3. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      They know how tom likes his balls

    4. Marf

      Marf

      It's gotta be the hair, Cotton. Beautiful. It's feathered and lethal.

  24. Getting over 3 grand back in taxes how should I spend it?

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    2. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      1. Get tax return

      2. Donate to HB

      3. Brag to fellow members you a high roller

      4. Too big to be banned

      5. Tax deduction/next years return even bigger

    3. Moiraine

      Moiraine

      Buy some fur coats.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      ^ From the thrift shop.

  25. yup, I am officially worried about Minnesota

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I love watching Minnesota football. Seriously becoming a fan. Their offense is everything I wish we were. With the guys we have, we'd be unstoppable.

    3. Touchdown Tommie

      Touchdown Tommie

      Not too worried...I have watched them live a few times this year. Methodical yes, boring yes, wish we had their offense....NO!

    4. tschu

      tschu

      I'm not worried at all about Minnesota. They are not very good.

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