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  1. Today is national make up a national holiday day guise.

    1. Redux

      Redux

      I think it's actually "Give a co-worker your favorite hangnail day"

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Wait wut? I thought today was National-make-up-a-status-about-making-up-a-national-holiday Day.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      Noooo no no, it's national "screw with a message board mod" day.

  2. Tomorrow I will post without using any apostrophes to help raise awareness for plight of society at the hands of apostrophists worldwide. Of course this will include not using quotation marks as well. Everyone knows they are just two gay apostrophes trying to gain wider acceptance for all apostrophes. If not now, when? If not me, who?

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Commas are out also. Everyone knows they are just lazy apostrophes.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      You are an anti-puctuationist! Apostrophists are people too!!

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It has come to my attention that apostrophists have big money backing. That's right- you guessed it-The Nike swoosh is none other than one big ass horizontal apostrophe. And there it was staring us right in the face all along. Its going to be an uphill battle folks.

  3. Took my almost 15 yr old daughter out driving for the first time tonight. Goodbye remaining non-gray hairs.

    1. walksalone

      walksalone

      my condolences...

  4. Top Golf opening in Omaha and ColoradoHusk winning a golf rangefinder in Colorado. It just doesn't seem fair.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Rangefinder? For golf? What a time to be alive.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Guess 2 beers away doesn't cut it anymore.

    3. krc1995

      krc1995

      Fun times! Love Top Golf

  5. tOSU's run defense makes Pelini's D look like pee wee football. So glad we're done with that.

    1. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      It was a process JJ, we were only 1/8th through you dick.

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I have unreasonable expectations. I am a dick.

    3. beanman
  6. Totally Ridiculous Utter Mistake of a President

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    2. mrandyk

      mrandyk

      It's too bad everything he had ever done in his entire life didn't warn us.

    3. Waldo

      Waldo

      It's too bad the Dems thought a robot was their best choice to run

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Yep, if they'd run literally anyone else we wouldn't have the sh!tshow we do now.

  7. Turkey breasts in brine, pork butts rubbed, jalepeno sausage purchased.....ready to smoke tomorrow.

    1. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      Man that sounds good, been on a diet for three months, it's been brutal, one month to go.

  8. Uber excited for sitting this weekend. Can't wait.

  9. Uh oh, we in trouble now. North Korea warns of "super mighty" strike on US that will reduce us to ashes. Better make sure your Will is in order.

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      Ya, i know, but eventually there has to be a Wallace/Insurgent born that is brave enough to rise up.

    3. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Ummm. I posted about it the other day, but did anyone else notice that Trump seemed to not know that Kim Jong il died and Kim Jong un took over?

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      It's just a couple small letters at the end. *shrugs* However, il was just crazy and un is certifiable batsh#t crazy, so he should know the difference.

  10. Uh oh. icedragon is at it again. Get ready for new errrr more content.

  11. Unapologetic lifer for rock n' roll.

    1. lilred

      lilred

      rock n' roll is what it's all about brother

    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      You Can't Kill Rock-N-Roll

  12. Uncle Mo, he's movin kinda slow here at the junction. Big Red Junction.

  13. Unf'nbelievable. WOW what a finish.

  14. Uno mas bitches.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      You need a comma, dude. Unless you want another bitch.

      lol

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I never was very good with spanish punctuation. Howabout; Einwochig, Matratzes!

    3. NUance
  15. Up on the rooftop click, click, click........it's those damn squirrels again.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      That's why my dad got a pellet gun with a scope lol

    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I've got an older, retired neighbor who will pay the neighborhood kids to bring him dead squirrels. They've gotten into his attic space and messed up his house- he despises them. I think they're fun to watch....

  16. Update on Roswell NM; sure wouldn't be worth the trip alone but UFO museum and Alien Zone were good for a couple hours , on way to Carlsbad. one thing I learned is that the government sure did want to coverup whatever happened here in 1947. It sure wasn't a weather balloon, their "official" story.

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    2. Foppa

      Foppa

      The only thing I'd guess is a military equipment cover-up...if it wasn't that, then...?

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Sure are a lot of affidavits and death bed confessions about alien beings found at crash site, 2 dead and 1 possible survivor. IDK.

    4. The Dude
  17. Upright freezer question; Does anybody know if the newere frost-free freezers last as long as the more conventional manual defrost (coils in the shelves) type?

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Coils on the shelves. Not frost-free, but there's next to no frost buildup.

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I'm leaning towards that style also. The infrequent defrosting really isn't that bad. Heck, if the new one lasts half as long as my last one, I'll be happy (and dead by then probably).

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      BTW, I'm pretty sure most of them are made by one company. Many of them are identical, even using the same promo pics. Frigidaire and Kenmore....exact same even tho they claim slightly different capacity. Just an FYI for your Thursday reading pleasure.

  18. Was there a problem with my last profile update? It got deleted for lord knows what reason. Did HB adopt ANOTHER taboo phrase I am unaware of?

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    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      Did you get an answer, JJ? What was it?

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I have not received an explanation from anyone. I assume somebody with "the power" had to delete it. Thing is, there was absolutely nothing worthy of being deleted. Not even one butthurt in there. I'm baffled.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Can a status update simply disappear on it's own? It's a mystery, until the mod that deleted it comes forward with an explanation. I think if a mod is going to remove something, they should notify the poster right up front, not wait to be questioned about it.

  19. We can't even muster up a good old fashioned meltdown anymore. Apathy has settled in and made itself at home. I guess that's part of the process.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I know right? Even the BoBos are like " f#*k this clown".

    3. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      True's talking about me again *cough. cough.*

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      I was relieved when I didn't get upset..Even my Husker/Buckeye Hybrid Son took it harder than me

  20. We just don't usually see this much rain in Colorado. 7" in 24 hours just south of me. They're closing Thompson canyon, only way out of Estes is over Trail Ridge Road.

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    2. Junior

      Junior

      Damn! Sounds crazy.

      I applied for a job at Northern Colorado, I've always wanted to live in that area!

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Northern Colorado is nice :)

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      GSG you're alive! I figured you were the guy they pulled out of his car on CNN this morning.

  21. We should be blowing these guys out.

  22. We used to have a goat. Killed it and ate it. Just sayin.

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    2. C N Red

      C N Red

      Goat sucks. Cant eat anything that eats and spews trash!

       

       

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I killed a man 'cause he killed my goat

      I put my hands around his throat

      He tried to reason with the sky and the clouds

      But it didn't matter, 'cause they can't hear a sound

       

      It's just the curl of the burl

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      That's just the way of the world

  23. We're coming to your town. We'll help you party down. Almost the weekend, you guys.

  24. Weather forecast for Saturday- Winter Storm Warning.....9" to 16" of snow.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Without regard for your parole officer's advice? Just don't do it within 500 feet of a school this time.

    3. Redux

      Redux

      knapp's gonna enter a room naked 5 times apparantely

    4. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      Figured he'd just bring six or seven of his 'friends' with him?

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