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  1. I think Nebraska would be a perfect place for a guy like Tressel to redeem himself. There's no place like it.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Alert the tattoo parlors! lol

  2. North Dakota State cracked the top 25 in the Sagarin rankings.

    1. ZRod
    2. commando

      commando

      coached by 1 of our castoffs

    3. Warrior10
  3. Turns out my happiness and self-worth depends on how many fantasy points Frank Gore puts up today.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Manning here, too. I'm already winning without him though.

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      Same here. My defense got me 27 points today.

    4. Mavric

      Mavric

      Not so happy so far, imo.

  4. My first decree as king: no more highway/interstate speed limit.

    1. NUance
    2. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      There's a speed limit on the interstate?

    3. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      All Hail the King

       

  5. Wow, Michigan barely snuck that one into overtime.

  6. Can Lord Randy declare for the draft after this season?

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I would. He's easily a top 10, maybe a top 5 pick right now.

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      I don't think his resume is long enough, IMO.

    4. Hercules

      Hercules

      He's not a top 10 pick right now. Probably not even first round.

  7. Did anyone notice the helmet-to-helmet hit Abdullah took in the first half? How come that one wasn't ejection-worthy?

    1. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I noticed it. Spielman creamed himself over how good of a tackle that was.

  8. Self-inflicted wounds. Bo Pelini's calling card.

  9. Well, hopefully I shoot a deer before 2:30.

  10. It's good to see that The Governor is back just in time for spaghetti Tuesday. He must be starving.

    1. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      That show gets dumber each episode.

  11. Workin' my way up middle management.

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    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Milton Waddams. Who's he?You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.Oh, yeah.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.

  12. Never felt old until I realized South Park is on its 17th season.

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... The Simpsons, Dateline, and this lamp.

    3. GSG

      GSG

      Longest running show in Comedy Central history

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      The Comedy Central execs owe Matt and Trey . . . everything.

  13. Alexander wasn't having any of that sh#t.

    1. EZ-E

      EZ-E

      Keep hitting Gardner!!

  14. Bell on the sidelines gasping for air and looking for water the first series of the game? Wow.

    1. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      He hasnt been participating in workouts for 2 weeks now. Our S&C is fine. It's just low hanging fruit when things arent going well and folks bitch about EVERYTHING.

  15. I turned my option to view signatures back on for the day just so I can remember which of you I hate.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      I've had the same Futurama parable in my sig since day 1. "Just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus..." LOL

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      It was a joke sheesh.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      What the hell. Obviously the ignore function does not apply to status updates.

  16. I think there's something to be said about a successful football team having an identity. Whether it be Baylor or whether it be Stanford or whether it be Oregon, Wisconsin, Alabama, or Nebraska of old. It's year 6 under Bo, and what exactly is the identity of his team supposed to be? Fumblitis doesn't count.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Polo nailed it for me.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      That's the magical question that applies to so many areas. So many things everyone else can see that they don't. I equate it to teaching children to read. If they can't read "See Spot Run" then why would you move them along to "Moby Dick" ? Doesn't make any sense huh?

    4. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      Beanman, I'm sure you meant that in a non sexual way.

  17. Why is Baylor doing the Wisconsin Jump Around thing?

    1. krc1995

      krc1995

      why does Wisconsin do it?

  18. Still the funniest video in the world.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      That's awesome. Never seen that one

    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      I like this guy.

  19. Steve Guttenberg needs to make a comeback.

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    2. strigori

      strigori

      I think its safe to assume The Dude is rather high right now.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      lol @ huKSer. Knapp got an autographed copy.

    4. HuskersNC949597

      HuskersNC949597

      3 Men and a Baby already had a sequel (3 Men and a Little Lady). So it's time to complete the trilogy.

  20. #TeamKellogg

    1. zoogs

      zoogs

      The Legend of Ron the Magnificent!

    2. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      owowowowowowowowo~

    3. macroboy
  21. Meanwhile Michigan State is holding Michigan to -48 yards rushing late in the 4th quarter.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Rushing yards, that is. =/

    2. Treand3

      Treand3

      Pretty salty

  22. Maher's back?

    1. NUance

      NUance

      Just his Dobbelganger.

  23. No mo' Bo.

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    2. husker ponsler

      husker ponsler

      No get rid of the DC Bo is a good coach

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      Bo is the DC, unfortunately.

    4. Ric Flair

      Ric Flair

      I'm tired of sucking.

  24. Guy at the liquor store thought my Zombie Pelini costume was supposed to be the Husker defense. "Walking around like a bunch of zombies out there" he said. Silly liquor store attendant.

    1. NUance

      NUance

      The man has a point. lol

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