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  1. The Dude

    After seeing Hulk Hogan's hand, I can no longer whine about burning my finger on the lawn mower.

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    2. Marf

      Marf

      You think about Hulk Hogan's hands often?

    3. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      That was the first time, It's just that they seem freakishly small..Almost midget size..

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      "The Hulkster's coming in 3rd in the World Fingerbanging Championships".--Fitz Madrid..Local(PHX)radio DJ

  2. The Dude

    Whiggity Wham Wham Wozzle!

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Well this is news to me!

    2. HeyBurke

      HeyBurke

      It's a shame that Futurama got cancelled again.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Well dang. No more partying with Slurms Mackenzie.

  3. The Dude

    Go Bulls.

  4. The Dude

    As I Lay Dying frontman arrested for hiring a hitman. http://www.underthegunreview.net/2013/05/07/holy-sht-tim-labesis-arrested-for-hiring-hit-man-to-kill-wife/

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Innocent until proven guilty

    3. VectorVictor

      VectorVictor

      This is very Old Testament of him...

    4. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      This guy should have been arrested years ago for his crappy music.

  5. The Dude

    How bout a Snickers, True to the Red? You're not You when you're hungry.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      lulz!

    2. KJ.

      KJ.

      I don't know whether to get pissed off or laugh when reading that debacle. I just don't know.

  6. The Dude

    Was reading a ancient thread about Bo Pelini on Allbuffs.com, stumbled upon a comment by none other than BIGREDIOWAN. haha

    1. knapplc

      knapplc

      What were you doing on AllBuffs? Did you lose a bet?

    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I"m a glutton for punishment.

  7. The Dude
    1. NUance

      NUance

      "traveling at the speed of sound" LOL

  8. The Dude

    As much as I hate the History Channel, I can't avoid watching Counting Cars.

    1. husker07

      husker07

      Hey mister, I like the History Channel.

  9. The Dude

    The Omaha Weird Herald is a joke.

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    2. KJ.

      KJ.

      Dirk is such a clown, he needs to be fired.

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Dirk just won a national award. Again.

    4. KJ.

      KJ.

      HE SUCKS!!!!

  10. The Dude

    I can't believe it's not butter. . . wow.

  11. The Dude

    Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

    1. TonyStalloni

      TonyStalloni

      Two words I never expected to see together. Especially today.

    2. walksalone

      walksalone

      you too Buddy, Happy undead jesus day

       

  12. The Dude

    Apparently, I'm the Wizard of Osborne now.

    1. ZRod

      ZRod

      God help us all

  13. The Dude

    Just watched some of the Wisconsin debacle. Gimme Austin Cassidy over PJ Smith any day. Holy smokes.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Yeah there is a reason he was starting. Courtney Osborne's concussions.

    3. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      Horrible tackler. Always took the wrong angle. Always caught flat-footed.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      If you could put Austin Cassidy's brain into PJ's body you'd have the best safety in the nation.

  14. The Dude

    Rocky marathon on one of the 2 dozen HBO channels.

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Favorite. Movie. Series. Ever.

  15. The Dude

    Lou Holtz passes away?

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      it's a dirty scheme by ESPN to spread these rumors on a consistent basis, so when he really does die, no one will believe. Hence, he will live forever. It's payback to mark may for being a complete asshat. they could care less what the audience thinks, evidenced by their past 5 years or so's programming. As long as mark may is shivering, everyone's happy.

    3. Conga3

      Conga3

      ^ I'll buy that

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Died again?? Ole dude has 9 lives. Just like Sylvester the cat. Who, come to think of it, sounds a like Holtz's announcing.

  16. The Dude
    1. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      lulz. just...lulz.

  17. The Dude

    Corned beef and cabbage. . .

  18. The Dude

    Oh no! We suck again!

    1. 308_Husker

      308_Husker

      Same old song and dance. I have confidence in Time Miles to turn things around.

  19. The Dude

    Doves are the filet mignon of the sky.

    1. OH HSKR FAN

      OH HSKR FAN

      What are the steaks and hamburgers?

    2. da skers

      da skers

      Grouse is known as liver on the wing.

       

  20. The Dude

    I don't get heart attacks, m-f'r. I give 'em.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      I'm so mean I make medicine sick.

    2. HuskerThor

      HuskerThor

      Im so badass, I can rub two ice cubes together and start a fire.

  21. The Dude

    Led Zeppelin didn't write songs everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

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    2. NUance

      NUance

      Psshhhhhhtt. The Bee Gees are like the resin left in the bong of Zed Zeppelin's midget roadie.

    3. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      Willie Dixon wrote Zeppelins songs

       

    4. CornHOLIO

      CornHOLIO

      http://myfivebest.com/led-zeppelin-a-cover-band-5-songs-stolen-by-led-zep/
  22. The Dude

    Best voice in rock history? --

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      Danzig has a better voice than Elvis, although he is pretty heavy on the Elvis worship. haha

    3. teachercd

      teachercd

      Less Than Zero by Danzing is AMAZING!

    4. teachercd

      teachercd

      Than you have Roy Orbison too, I mean, there are lots of singers! Fell on Black days is AMAZING though.

       

  23. The Dude

    I'm pretty sure Subway's chipotle southwest sauce is the meaning of life.

    1. Creighton Duke

      Creighton Duke

      True

    2. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      it's good i suppose.

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      The Dude has spoken. I will certainly have to try that now.

  24. The Dude

    Bo to LSU?

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Bonjour! lol

    3. HuskerNationNick

      HuskerNationNick

      Hahah MLB, glad you picked up on that!

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Love that commercial! Frickin' hilarious.

  25. The Dude

    Reid does a good job with mediocre QBs. Smith will be fine. The 49ers are the real winners here. Hot damn, they're loaded with draft picks.

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    2. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Smith had fewer losses than kaepernick as a starter in 2012. Spin as you wish. Facts are facts. Hell, Smith had fewer losses than Peyton manning or Tom Brady.

    3. 95huskers

      95huskers

      smiths QBR and his win totals from 12-13 were near the top of the nfl. He is a good QB. not elite but good. which compared to what is coming up in the draft, is much better. Smith will have a good season. The chiefs have playmaking ability and Smith will only help

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Don't forget the 9ers almost went to the super bowl 2 years in a row.

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