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  1. The Dude

    We might just lock up the division today.

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    2. EZ-E

      EZ-E

      We've been the most impressive team in the conference today. Wish we would have gotten out of the game with no injuries today.

    3. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      ^ exactly....but Wiscy is making a case today.

    4. strigori

      strigori

      Wiscy is irrelevant. OSU has to lose 2 games before they matter in the conference race. And I sure dont see 2 losses on their schedule

  2. The Dude

    We normally lose when HuskerBoard fumbles the prayer.

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      you don't be throwin thrown you're big words round here!

    3. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Moiron is a scholar.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      5 dorrar make a schorar horrer

  3. The Dude

    We should buy a bar.

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    2. Redux

      Redux

      Been working on mine quite a bit lately. At this rate we will be open by 2020!

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      We should totally start a band! How have we not started a band yet?

    4. Ed Helms

      Ed Helms

      The name of our bar... Puzzles. People will be, like, "Why is it called Puzzles?". That's the puzzle!

  4. The Dude

    WE WANT BARNEY !

  5. The Dude

    We're gonna need a bigger boat.

  6. The Dude

    We've had 4 different coordinators since Pelini has been here. How does it make any sense to continue making them the scapegoats. These are the guys he wanted.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      It doesn't. Unless you're Marf.

    3. NebraskaHarry

      NebraskaHarry

      I'd like for some reporter to ask Bo if he's even enjoying being the Head Coach. Particularly after this game. Regardless of what he says, how he says it is going to be more telling than anything.

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      But in all honesty, there is no way you can conceivably fire Bo unless we drop the rest of our games. This place would be absolutely toxic to coaches after that.

  7. The Dude

    Weeeeeeeeeeee! Football!

  8. The Dude

    Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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    2. darkhorse85

      darkhorse85

      This man just got his ass a pardon!

    3. Blackshirt39

      Blackshirt39

      I still can't tell if that movie was a comedy or documentary.

    4. Redux

      Redux

      Do you think this money was for Latte's?

  9. The Dude

    Well, at least we know what we have on defense now. :/

  10. The Dude

    Well, at least Wisconsin sucks too.

    1. Michiganball

      Michiganball

      Everyone but Rutgers looks meh atm.

  11. The Dude

    Well, ESPN sure tried their damnedest to polish that turd of an offseason Chip Kelly had. Gotta give them an A for effort.

    1. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      Dear Lord that game was ugly. I honestly understood Chip's moves this offseason... it just hasn't worked at all so far. As an Eagles fan... painful to watch.

    2. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      I feel like if his experiment fails, all those moves will put Philly in a deep hole to climb out of.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I guess I don't understand the logic of going out of your way to downgrade a huge portion of your starting lineup.

       

       

  12. The Dude

    Well, for those pretending Miami doesn't deserve the Thug U moniker, there ya' go.

    1. The Dude

      The Dude

      Note: I wrote this status before the Ameer clothesline.

    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Dirty as sh#t!

  13. The Dude

    Well, hopefully I shoot a deer before 2:30.

  14. The Dude

    Welp, the Detroit Lions suck pretty hard.

    1. akita

      akita

      Minnasota is Awesome. Will be drinking kool aid in a couple weeks. Then my vikes will be brought back down to earth.

       

    2. Minnesota_husker

      Minnesota_husker

      SKOL VIKINGS!

  15. The Dude

    What am I going to do with all these sweatervests?

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      #HomelessNeedKooziesToo

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      War bums using The Dude's wool koozies as socks.

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      Would prbabaly be a smart play as wool retains 80% of its insulation even when soaking wet.

       

      #SurvivorManFacts

  16. The Dude

    What are your cells, 8x8? Ours are 9x9. No big deal.

    1. GSG

      GSG

      Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, but I just don't date cops.

    2. Redux

      Redux

      GSG prefers dating the prisoners

    3. Savage Husker

      Savage Husker

      Okie silly dilly dokie-o, I'm an idiot.

      That's true.

  17. The Dude

    What ever happen to that one girl who used to talk aobut how good we'd be by simply listing the depth chart? girlknowsfootball, or something like that.

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    2. The Dude

      The Dude

      I don't know, but my knowledge of the depth chart has dropped considerably. I was all like "Hovey who?".

    3. NUance

      NUance

      She knew football.

    4. admo

      admo

      Nicole?

  18. The Dude

    What message board should I troll?

    1. Hoosker

      Hoosker

      Plan-it Husker.

    2. NUance

      NUance

      Go troll the Tejas fans on sportshoopla. They'll let you get away with a lot of trolling there.

  19. The Dude

    What message board should I troll?

    1. Excel

      Excel

      Bevo!

  20. The Dude

    What the heck is USC doing playing a day game this time of night?

  21. The Dude

    What the hell happened to West Virgina. It was like 14-7, then I watch some other games for a while, next thing I know they're losing 42-7.

    1. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      TTU exposed WVU's lack of any plausible idea of a defense

  22. The Dude

    What time is the press conference tomorrow?

    1. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan

      9 am

  23. The Dude

    What's going on with the Denver Donkeys?

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    2. admo

      admo

      they got ram'd

    3. True2tRA

      True2tRA

      f'ing St. Louis....sneaky ass team. Denver slept on em'.

    4. louisianared

      louisianared

      Ramming Speed, Go Rams

  24. The Dude

    What's with all the blonde quarterbacks?

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    2. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      Does all this mean that Scott Frost is coming to Nebraska?!?!?!!?!?!

    3. Thanks_Tom RR

      Thanks_Tom RR

      Illuminati confirmed

    4. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      SUNSHINE!!!

  25. The Dude

    When did Michael Rose grow an Ivey, anyway?

    1. Mavric

      Mavric

      Asked in the off-season to go by both names.

    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      Mares eat oats and does eat oats

      and little lambs eat Ivey.

       

      That's what I heard.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      You calling him a sheep?

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