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  1. There's nothing like the sound of the snow crunching beneath your feet on a late April evening... This is bullsh#t!!

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Hey f#*k you guys, I know snow, believe me. LOL

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      Hey f#*k you I'm hispanic!

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Snow is white.

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    2. Nobody

      Nobody

      Who gives a f#*k. People only cared about twinkies when they stopped selling them. How do i know this? because they f'ing stopped selling them.

    3. ZRod
    4. beanman

      beanman

      Settle it down Nobody. Half the sh#t posted here is pointless.

  2. Finally made it to Toronto. 15.5 hours of driving and only 2 stops to pee.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      2 stops to pee!? Bullshiz! You peed in one of the empty bear bottles in the back!

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I hate flying. It's so inconvenient since 911. But I still fly.

    4. zoogs

      zoogs

      With gas prices, is it much cheaper? Additionally, while smaller planes I'm sure carry risk, commercial airliner flights probably have a substantially better safety record than driving. Aren't you more likely to run into a drunk driver, or get too tired?

  3. Which was the better invention? Pennicillin or Easy Cheese? Discuss.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I think I'd have to be on the receiving end. That's really not my thing.

    3. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      Can't have one without the other.

    4. NUance

      NUance

      Easy Cheese tastes better on pretzels. But penicillin goes well with toasted bagels.

  4. Just so I got this straight.. Ray Rice knocked his fiance out and she still married him?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Probably true zoogies. Never thought of it that way.

    3. strigori

      strigori

      Unfortunately its a pretty common thing, it just doesnt make the lead on the news.

    4. huKSer

      huKSer

      First comes marriage, then comes alimony . . .

  5. So I've been at work all night again. Can someone summarize for me who we have confirmed for coaches at this point?

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    2. ShawnWatson

      ShawnWatson

      Wasn't the DC their worst coach?

    3. beanman

      beanman

      That's what I thought, but then there's this, yes I know the source is questionable. But I'm assuming McBride is the one that said it. Jason Peter @jasonpeter · 15h 15 hours ago

      "Spoke to 1 of the great defensive coaches in college history last nite,said if @Coach_Riley brings Mark Banker as DC,we should b very happy"

    4. NUance

      NUance

      anyone > Papuchis

  6. After 2 weeks of freaking out and worrying, I was cleared of cancer this morning. This experience has made me re-think some things, so if I've ever been an ass to any of you I apologize. Life is too short to be a prick. Time for the new and improved Beanman.

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    2. HANC

      HANC

      God Blessed You.... I have been in that panic before and NEVER want to go back.

    3. Foppa

      Foppa

      This is a message board. It isn't real life. Glad you're cleared and ok. I'm sure you and your close friends and family are relieved.

       

    4. rawhide

      rawhide

      Great to hear. Good news like that is fantastic.

       

      GBR

  7. What time is the volleyball game on?

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    2. knapplc

      knapplc

      First set to the Americans, 25-18. Woot!

       

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      Word on Twitter is that Kobe is at the VB match.

    4. HANC

      HANC

      They showed Kobe in stands....he mouthed WOW after a smash kill by USA... We won first 2 sets, but dropped third.. ahead 2-1

  8. Got another 11" of snow up here in sunny Minnesota. Getting sick of it. Wish I could pass it down to you guys.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Where are you located Nuance?

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Central Illinois. Right on the Mississippi.

    4. HuskerHacker

      HuskerHacker

      Keep that white stuff out of here. It's baseball season dang it! Snow is not wanted.

  9. I just realized I scheduled my fall fishing trip during the UCLA game. Whoopsy.

  10. seems like people like being disappointed in the people who are disappointed in the huskers a lot more than they actually like the huskers, imo.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      So is your wife.

       

       

       

       

      zing!

    3. Junior

      Junior

      Rabble Rabble, everyone should agree with me or they aren't good fans, rabble.

    4. Stumpy1

      Stumpy1

      I agree with beanman on the subform. It could be called " I'm a whiney little bitch and like eating crayons"

  11. Did Prince get benched or injured?

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      You dick! I hate that song.

    3. Apathy

      Apathy

      LOL I know thats why I posted the link haha

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I opened it at work you f'ing jerk. LOL

  12. Excited for dolphin flogging later

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    2. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      Greedy bastards.... A story of when free isn't enough....

    3. B.B. Hemingway

      B.B. Hemingway

      Greedy bastards.... A story of when free isn't enough....

    4. The Dude

      The Dude

      What are your thoughts on all this, Rollin' Rock?

  13. Just saw Jared Allen at the natural foods store buying frozen gluten-free waffles.

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    2. Decked

      Decked

      Man I would kill for some crappie or walleye right now. Maybe a few hushpuppies as well.

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      I might have to break out a bag crappie tomorrow.

    4. walksalone

      walksalone

      it's tough to beat some Rainbow Trout...

  14. Really hate preparing for job interviews you guys. I think I need to start drinking.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      I've had exactly 1 drink in the last 3.5 years. So yes, START. Or maybe Resume if you prefer.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      Yes, I too have had only one drink in teh last 3.5 years.

       

       

      No wait. Minutes, not years. lol

    4. beanman

      beanman

      It just doesn't do much for me anymore. I turned to sniffing glue instead.

  15. Thinking about buying a house in Gretna, Elkhorn North or Elkhorn South. Which would you chose and why? I can't decide.

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    2. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      I live in Millard and drive through Elkhorn quite frequently. Only drive through Gretna on my way to Lincoln. I don't think you could go wrong with any part of Elkhorn. Its a growing area and very safe

    3. Ratt Mhule

      Ratt Mhule

      I love it out there and that is where I would want to move when I get married and have kids...probably in another 20-30 years lol

    4. RedSavage

      RedSavage

      The only real downside to Elkhorn is you'll pay higher property taxes

  16. Got an offer on my MN house you guys. Things are looking up. Needed something good to happen to cheer me up and take away stress.

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    2. Chaddyboxer

      Chaddyboxer

      Niiice! Good luck!

    3. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Hope it works out for ya. I know from experience it's no fun carrying two mortgages for any length of time.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I'm crabby enough, I don't need two mortgages on one income. That would force me to restart my meth lab out of my garage :)

  17. Pretty disappointed with Moraine today you guys. Posting shorts beefers in the soccer thread instead of chest beefers. Not impressed at all.

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    2. zoogs

      zoogs

      That's Cristiano Ronaldo. That deserves a penalty flag.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Your soccer speak is wasted on my zoogies.

    4. knapplc

      knapplc

      Since when is he your zoogies?

  18. Big garage sale on Friday you guys. You should come by and buy all my stuff I need to get rid of.

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    2. beanman
    3. beanman

      beanman

      I'm selling quite a few nice items, including a couple Husker books that I never bothered opening.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I'm selling quite a few nice items, including a couple Husker books that I never bothered opening.

  19. Look at how many comments there are under Gangwish's article on ESPN. Wowza. http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12015089/peta-blasts-raccoon-killing-nebraska-cornhuskers-player

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    2. strigori

      strigori

      PETA are a bunch of idiots. He needed the raccoon for a rabies test, and in order to test for rabies, the animal has to be dead anyway.

    3. OH HSKR FAN

      OH HSKR FAN

      You got zi papers, Mr. Gangwish?

    4. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      From what I've been hearing about PETA lately, I wonder if Ingrid is more upset that someone other than PETA killed a cute varmit

  20. I just wish I was there to comfort the Duck cheerleaders you guys.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      They have a void that needs to be filled. I'm the person who can fill it. For 30 seconds.

    3. ZRod

      ZRod

      and a couple inches

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Oh it's at least 3

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