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  1. beanman

    Be sure to catch Big 10 Elite tonight, so you can see which team we would have beat by 70 points in 1995

  2. beanman

    Beanman approves of this link. http://www.brobible.com/girls/video/misa-campo-stripping-to-suit-tie

    1. HUSKER 37

      HUSKER 37

      You'd think a bro would warn of the awful music

  3. beanman

    beanman did some singin' and rockin' at Pearl Jam tonight.

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    2. ColoradoHusk

      ColoradoHusk

      are you going to speak in class today?

    3. Junior

      Junior

      were you rockin' in the free world?

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Damn right

  4. beanman

    beanman is going to be a baseball coach for 1st and 2nd graders. Hide yo' kids. Hide yo' wife.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      CARRY A "WHIPIN' STICK" AT ALL TIMES. THEY'LL KNOW TO FEAR AND RESPECT YOU.

    3. RedRedJarvisRedwine

      RedRedJarvisRedwine

      Watch the Bad News Bears. Either version. All you need to know about coaching little leaguers.

    4. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      Remember kids that age respond best to threats and intimidation. If they aren't winning (by a lot) it's because you're being too soft on them.

  5. beanman

    Beanman is going to have a couple days of diarrhea after that game. Took years off my life

  6. beanman

    beanman is off the Facebook you guys. Feels good.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      Argue with morons about stuff, like Bo Pelini.

    3. The Dude

      The Dude

      I win most arguments with 1 or 2 posts. Unless I'm arguing with knapplc.

    4. jsneb83

      jsneb83

      You had to have peeked on there today. Just to have a good laugh.

  7. beanman

    Beanman's left ball stitches reopened and now I have an oozy little hole there.

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    2. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Take a salt tablet.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Hard to get a bj from the wife with that pus-filled gauze hanging off your junk.

    4. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      A good women would still do it.

  8. beanman

    beanman's tip of the day: If you blow your nose and are uncertain if you still have a boog hangin', use your cellphone in selfie mode to get a good look to make sure you have the all clear.

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    2. GSG

      GSG

      Use your finger for the booger or the dingleberries?

    3. beanman

      beanman

      The dingleberries. Have a little class GSG

    4. GSG

      GSG

      Knowing you guys, I wouldn't be surprised of picking both

  9. beanman

    Beck chucking the ball all over the place again.

  10. beanman

    Being reported that the children in the school hit by the tornado drowned. : (

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    2. HuskerfaninOkieland

      HuskerfaninOkieland

      Medical Examiner has confirmed 37 fatalities so far

    3. Decked

      Decked

      Heard its 51 now.

    4. krc1995

      krc1995

      +40 more

  11. beanman

    Best places for authentic Mexican food in Omaha? Go!

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      It's like defining authentic American food.

    3. Vince R.

      Vince R.

      asada, pollo, cabeza

    4. ZRod

      ZRod

      Not to mention what most people consider Mexican is more than likely tex-mec.

  12. beanman

    Best teams of all time list out of Florida lists us as #1 and Miami 2001 as #2, so there ya go, it's finally settled.

    1. beanman

      beanman

      http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/fl-all-time-greatest-college-football-teams-0817-20110823,0,7128222.story
    2. NUpolo8

      NUpolo8

      That Florida team has no business being on that list

       

  13. beanman

    Beware of the July polar vortex you guys. We shall all perish.

    1. tschu

      tschu

      dry slotting?

    2. Vizsla1

      Vizsla1

      Sharknado the second one, will be upon us soon-coincidence? I think not

       

    3. knapplc

      knapplc

      I've got my parka and long underwear in the oven getting warm. I'll be ready.

       

  14. beanman

    Big garage sale on Friday you guys. You should come by and buy all my stuff I need to get rid of.

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    2. beanman

      beanman

      http://omaha.craigslist.org/boa/4662530447.html

       

      You buy.

    3. beanman

      beanman

      I'm selling quite a few nice items, including a couple Husker books that I never bothered opening.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      I'm selling quite a few nice items, including a couple Husker books that I never bothered opening.

  15. beanman

    Big Ten championship game is on BTN right now if you're interested.

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    2. JJ Husker

      JJ Husker

      I'm interested..........in anything else that might be on TV. Hammer for $200 Alex.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I'd watch it. But I'm not by a TV. That, and I ran out of my favorite whiskey.

    4. Count 'Bility

      Count 'Bility

      Oprah, Rosie Odonnel, Big 12 champ game. You have to marry one, watch on, doink one- GO!

  16. beanman

    Blown tire on moving truck #2

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    2. ZRod

      ZRod

      Respect.

    3. NUance

      NUance

      I moved myself last time, 6 years ago. Saved about 10k. Even considering the work time I lost.

    4. beanman

      beanman

      Yes it's a lot cheaper but what a pain in the ass.

  17. beanman

    Bo Pelini = Defensive Genius

  18. beanman

    Bo Pelini just said Rex will sit tonight

  19. beanman

    Boobs

  20. beanman

    Bored out of my mind laying on the couch for the past 26 hours.

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    2. Excel

      Excel

      How does it feel?

    3. beanman

      beanman

      I really have no pain at all. Just trying to take it easy because it seems most I've talked to who had issues was a result of feeling too good and doing something stupid.

    4. Blackshirts007

      Blackshirts007

      Like have sex?

  21. beanman

    Boy am I motivated today at work.

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Why?

    2. HuskerHacker

      HuskerHacker

      He got lucky last night and even though he was up til 3am he's still smiling. :)

    3. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      You should notify someone if you're up that long. lol

  22. beanman

    Boy I really don't want to go to work tomorrow.

    1. MLB 51

      MLB 51

      Sick day!!!

    2. beanman

      beanman

      too late. slackin' off day instead

  23. beanman

    Boy there's some real winners out there on the internet. http://i.imgur.com/0tDl1gi.jpg

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    2. Husker from Kansas

      Husker from Kansas

      I agree, that is extremely distasteful and they need some serious help

    3. beanman

      beanman

      Twitter page: https://twitter.com/Kay12Bennett She's clearly concerned only with other vaginas.

    4. Haspula

      Haspula

      hope they're not serious. what if that was one of their family members or loved ones who were victims of the bombing? sickening FB post

  24. beanman

    Braxton makes a lot of bad decisions in the zone read and the option. Ball Hawg.

    1. Treand3

      Treand3

      Most will. It was played beautifully.

    2. beanman

      beanman

      There was 10 other examples I can think of thus far where he should have pitched or handed it off.

  25. beanman

    Bryan Mullen ‏@Mullen2112 9h9 hours ago @ThtPiersonElKid you suck. Butterfingers. Way to loose the ballgame

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    2. BIGREDIOWAN

      BIGREDIOWAN

      What a giant d-bag!

    3. beanman

      beanman

      https://twitter.com/Mullen2112
    4. Danny Bateman

      Danny Bateman

      He strikes me as a really unintelligent fellow.

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